Season's Greetings

I have really enjoyed myself these last eight months that I have been working on the Mirrormere Reflections. Sure, we have gone through many rough spots but the fact of the matter is that we have come through it all. I have gone through eight of the best months of my life. Is this only due to the fact of the Mirrormere? Nay, it is due to the fact of the plaza. I enforce a somewhat non-occ policy when I write my editorials but this month I have some important issues I would like to address that plainly put - cannot be in character.

What does the plaza mean to me? It means a sort of escape from real life – not an escape – more of a pleasant holiday at the end of a stressful day. “Living” in Tolkiens world gives me the chance to express my creativity that I normally would not have the chance to in every day to life. I would not have the chance to dress up as Santa Claus and watch 10’s of people coming to ask me for gifts. I would not have the chance to transfigure into an animal. But that is only the surface details – what is the plaza really about? For me, it’s the people. I have learnt to care for people on the plaza as though they had been my close friends for years.

Dwarven Drill Team

The month of December for the DDT has been one of success. First, the Drillers entered into a friendly practice match with the Minions of Mordor at the end of November. Although the match was not completed due to the resumption of the regular IK season, the DDT had a one point lead going into the final question. The match will be completed at a later date.

The big news was the third round of the Drill season, which began on December 6th. Khazad-dum faced a tough Shire team, and the drillers were all eager for some revenge of last year’s double tie-breaker defeat at the hands of the Hobbits in last year’s IK Tournament semi-finals. The Dwarves and the Hobbits were tied 4-4 going into a tie breaker question, “Where do the harps of Elvenfolk play?” KD Driller Star Flower distinguished herself throughout the match.

Finally, the DDT is happy to report that veteran word-sleuther Kimli and Queen Dis have decided to join the team. All of the drillers are glad at their presence and the team is sure that they will be a valuable addition. We are always looking for new members, and anyone interested should just head on down to the current DDT hall and sign up now!

By Oin

December has been a month of high hopes for the KD Debate team. Team Captain Snorta has been vigorous in her persistence that the team find another kingdom to have a practice debate with, and she has been successful. After putting forward a challenge to all IK teams, she received replies from the two top teams from last year, the runner-up Isengard team and the two-time defending champion Gondorians.

On December 16th, a practice match began between the KD dwarves and the Wizards of Isengard, with Minion Turin a.k.a. Elk as judge. The debaters for the team are Snorta, Co-Captain Oin, Durgil Firefist, and Mithriltears. Former Co-Captain and All-star debater Geir was the match’s sub. The match promises to be a tough one, but two excellent posts by Snorta and Durgil to begin the match for the dwarves show that the team will be a strong one this year. The match with the Gondorians is still in the works, but will hopefully be played before the projected start of the next IK season sometime in January.

The team is always looking for fresh meat... erm... debaters, and we hope that any and all interested dwarves will head over to the debate team hall and check it out!

By Oin

Badger Stadium Excitement

Oh, well hullo! If it isn’t time for the Badger Stadium happenings! It is Mithy writing for you again, ready to enthral you with all the latest badger happenings, and truly we have newsworthy events this month! Firstly, we finally have a winner in the second annual race through Khazad-Dûm! After a long and gruelling fight to the finish line, the ancient Loin Steltharm’s badger Sarin came out victorious. After his few years of racing this badger has a following of fainting she-badgers that shrieked their hearts out at the close-call victory.

The race through Khazad-Dûm was thrilling to the very last second, but not all news from our dusty halls was so heartening. My co-moderator, Kwedeth, forsook his spot as badger schemer and trundled his way to the dark lands. I hear he’s having a fabulous time there with many mixed drinks, and the ash really suits his complexion, but he will be sorely missed in the badger-stadium. The new mod will be Fean, a familiar dwarf that is currently known as “The Bunny Man.”

Finally, the next Inter-Kingdom racing season is about to begin! To start off the season off, our little badgers will be taking on the ever-tricky and speedy cheetahs of Rivendell. Currently there is only one badger signed up for the race so rush in to the stadium (found here) and sign up for an exciting time against the elven cats! The race begins on the 9th of January!

By Mithriltears

Outsiders view on KD

There is something about Khazad Dum which is just special. It’s really hard to put your finger on it but there is a that little something there. When flipping through the old threads from back when I joined, I realized that the first kingdom I posted in outside of my old home Minas Tirith was Khazad Dum. And the reason I most probably think for that, was the fact that it is such an open kingdom. I was a wee little newbie poking my head around curiously and I was automatically welcomed into Khazad Dum even though I was a Gondorian. The kingdom is the most welcoming of all the kingdoms on the plaza and as a newbie it really helps you out with lots of role playing games going on and also the role playing for beginner’s classes. Also unlike the other kingdoms it has the unique seven clans in which you can become an honorary member of the kingdom, so it really does feel like a second home to you.

The chance to really expand and work on your role playing skills in Khazad Dum are great, there are so many places, it is unbelievable. Something that really drew me was the Gabil Raven Gathol; a chance to role-play yourself along with a raven had some appeal to it. Some say the foo (well now it is the dwoo) of the kingdom makes some members leave the kingdom for other kingdoms such as Mordor. But the fun loving foo side of Khazad Dum along with all its other special features is in part what drew me to your kingdom.

Khazad Dum should be pleased with itself, no matter how many hobbits have tried to lure me away from Minas Tirith to the Shire; Khazad Dum managed to lure me away from Minas Tirith just by being itself.

By Shayleyla

The Maze visits… Minas Tirith!

This last month of December the maze has been lurking its way around one of the most fascinating kingdoms on the plaza. Well, it’s still located in Khazad-Dum, of course, but what lay inside; we liked to think as a small slice of Minas Tirith. Upon entering the maze people were given the choice of talking to three people: Naith Liathant, Leinwe Kalthwin, or Ibiralian. The decision was a tough one, but finally people picked who it was, that they wanted to journey with, and so they were set loose in Minas Tirith. As usual the paths ranged far and wide, from greasy taverns to upscale city buildings. All in all, the events were pure madness involving many being killed off, but the participants all seemed to have a blast.

Sadly, one of our managers of the maze this month, Alameda Larkeye, was unable to keep up with the hustle and the bustle due to some real life complications. Although this is certainly a blow to the activity, more than a few folks are thrilled to see that the new employee taking Alameda’s spot is none other than Star Flower, Khazad-Dûm’s favorite little foo princess. The next stop on the maze’s crazy plaza-trip is Imladris; make sure to keep an eye out for that and the madness that will ensue from visiting such an insane place.

By Mithriltears

Yule Wishlist

The slight tinkle of bells is heard from the distance. Star Flower frowned as she saw the hard-working dwarves arranging everything for the visitors who will be coming to give Santa Claus their wish list for Yule. She looked around for the plump red man who was supposed to be at the seating. She was officially beginning to worry. It was nearly opening time and he still hadn’t shown up. Just as she was about to go and send a message to him, a small pack of elves, looking lost walked up to her. The head elf stood up and gave her a piece of parchment, confusion was still etched on Star Flower’s face. As she read the parchment a sense of anger and sorrow crept into her face. Santa had come down with a serious case of the flu and would not be able to attend the Wishing List festival today. She sighed and then dropped the piece of parchment. She mumbled to herself, “What am I going to do now?” Another elf stood up and said, “You dress up as Santa.” Star Flower waved the elf down and grumbled, “No, no, that will not work.” Walking up and down the passage she tried to think up another possible solution. Finally it hit her – she screamed happily – “I know what I’ll do, I’ll dress up as Santa” She gleamed; looking very happy with herself – the elf, looked mad.

As she dressed herself in Santa’s clothes she grinned with happiness. Sure, she wouldn’t be the real Santa but at least there would be a Santa Claus coming to visit Khazad-Dum. As the elfs put the finishing touches on her, she walked into the hall, onto her snow-covered throne and smiled. This would be a great day for woman kind. She was representing them, after all. Santa’s – actually, her – elfies stood around, waiting eagerly for the soon-to-come visitors. Once again, Khazad-Dum was able to bring Yule to their Kingdom. With style…

By Star Flower

Law Monthly

You’ve been served:
At the beginning of this month we saw the first few stirrings of the bloodthirsty lawyers. They were spotted coming out of their dwellings sniffing around for someone or something to sue. And the lawyers did not start small, oh no they did not. The first to be sued was our high majesty Queen Dis. Below is a copy of the letter sent to the Queen.

To: Queen Dis
From: Mr. Cool-Lawayer-Dude-Who-Kicks-Booty-In-Every-Law-Case-He-Has-Been-In

I would like to inform you that my client, Star Flower, is suing you and your Kingdom for defamation of character. She informed me of her plight several days ago and I have taken her under my wing. Along with the defamation of character suit, you will be charged with Animal Abuse. I have informed the “AAG” (Animal Activist Group) and they will be sending inspectors to find about the horrible and crude way you have been treating squizzels in your Kingdom.

We shall be setting a date soon enough and I would like to inform you that I win every case I ever fight for. You will lose.

Regards,
Star Flower’s Lawyer (See above name - too long to write)

As you can see her majesty is being sued over defamation and animal cruelty; animal cruelty especially to an animal of foo or under amendment 2 of the protection of animals act, an animal of dwoo, is a very serious offence. This wasn’t the only defamation case of the day. Only but a few hours later the lawyers popped up again, this time to sue one of Santa’s elves.

To Ranlinde Dwoo
You are being charged under section 23 of the Slander and Libel Act (Revised Edition) Third Age. It states:
Slander as defined by Law is Oral communication of false statements injurious to a person’s reputation. Or a false and malicious statement or report about someone.
Libel as defined by the law is (a) false publication, as in writing, print, signs, or pictures, which damages a person’s reputation. (b)The act of presenting such material to the public. The written claims presented by a plaintiff in an action at admiralty law or to an ecclesiastical court.
You are being charge with slander/libel (delete where appropriate)
See you in court
Write details of slander below:
You have accused my client of causing explosions in Khazad Dum. It is a very well known fact that when the explosion occurred my client was busy outside slacking around with her dwarven workers and it was indeed Ranlinde responsible for the explosion. We know that it was not Shay for it is one of the pieces of evidence held up against my client in her slacking case - that she was slacking outside when the explosion happened. Therefore what you have just uttered is a piece of slander.
Mr I’m Evil Muahaha

Two defamation cases in one day, these lawyers we’re on a roll. But they still weren’t done. But a few hours after the second defamation suing another one of Santa’s little helpers was sued for defamation again.

To Tari Boffin
You are being charged under section 23 of the Slander and Libel Act (Revised Edition) Third Age. It states:
Slander as defined by Law is Oral communication of false statements injurious to a person’s reputation. Or a false and malicious statement or report about someone.
Libel as defined by the law is (a) false publication, as in writing, print, signs, or pictures, that damages a person’s reputation. (b)The act of presenting such material to the public. The written claims presented by a plaintiff in an action at admiralty law or to an ecclesiastical court.
You are being charge with slander/libel (delete where appropriate)
See you in court
Write details of slander below:
My client is not ’a naughty person indeed’. She is a sophisticated rule abiding Gondorian and is not the cause of loud noises in the KD AG (which may I remind you, you still refuse to tell my client what it is you are planning with the AG). On Wednesday August 18th you we’re caught making a loud noise in the AG halls by smashing Dwalins vase and therefore causing Dwalin to scream for hours on end causing much distress to your fellow workers in the AG. So therefore you are the cause of the loud noises. Shay is not to be held responsible for the loud noises caused by her dwarven workers when they’ve had a bit too much to drink.
Mr I’m Evil Muahaha

Three defamation cases in one day, they had outdone all previous records. This had even alarmed Queen Hrive who just recently stormed into Santa’s chamber demanding to know what the lawyers are up to.

Legal Advice:

Mr. Cool-Lawayer-Dude-Who-Kicks-Booty-In-Every-Law-Case-He-Has-Been-In (representing Star Flower) Vs Queen Dis
The law clearly states under Amendment 1 of the Fourth Age of Arda – Protection of Foo Animals in the Dwarven Realms it is an offence to have the animal of foo who is adorned in pink (or under amendment 2 of the same act, adorned in baby blue) be terrified of its destruction all because it is foo. So if Star Flower’s Lawyer can prove that the squizzle was adorned in either pink or baby blue and because of the recent proclamation of the hunting of all squizzles hence terrified of its destruction; the courts shall be in favour of the prosecution.

Mr I’m Evil Muahaha (representing Shayleyla) Vs Santa’s Elves (Dwoo and Tari)
This is a more straightforward case. As long as Shay’s lawyer can prove that the defamation of her good name has affected her in anyway e.g. abuse on the streets, calling of insulting names, not being able to find a job, loss in earnings etc. she shall have a strong case against Santa’s elves.

Recent Update:

There was an emergency hearing held infront of three magistrates for the Mr I’m Evil Muahaha Vs Tari and Tari has been given a contract to sign as a compromise. She has refused to sign it giving Shay her own compromise. There is a good chance that this case between Shayleyla and Tari may have to go to an arbitration hearing for them both to reach a clear agreement.

Update on Supreme Courts of Justice:

The Supreme Courts of Justice have just recently opened their doors to the public. After lengthy renovations and a new Chief Justice of the Supreme Courts it is looking for people to work in the courts, as jury members, lawyers and judges. The courts shall be up and running for business late January or early February. Don’t miss your chance to be part of it. Sign ups are currently going on here.

By Shayleyla

The Top Five Things to do in KD During Winter

As the snow begins to fall outside the lavish mansion of the dwarves, Khazad-Dum, droves of children run to either gate to frolic in the fresh powder. The cold mountain climate makes things rather chilly, and there is definitely a need to bundle up, but the cool weather doesn’t impair the residents of Khazad-Dum from enjoying the wintertime. However, with such a wonderful time of year, there are often those who despise the cold as well. These people, being mostly the elderly with stiff joints and whatnot, take to sitting by fireplaces and sipping hot cocoa during the winter. But, be you interested in warm or cold, snow or cocoa, there is always plenty of things to do around Khazad-Dum during the wintertime!

5) -- Well, Khazad-Dum is located beneath three mountains so an ideal thing to do during the wintertime would be a bit of mountain climbing! The rocky precipices are nice and simple near the bottom, perfect for those who have never climbed a mountain before, but closer to the peak there are numerous ravines, cliffs and even a few ice waterfalls that veteran climbers will really appreciate! Better bundle up though, the temperatures at higher altitudes drop drastically and it is easy to get lost, so extra supplies are a must as well.

4) – Now, for those who would rather not venture out into the blistering cold, a nice fireside story is a most welcome touch. And where better to sit cozily by the fireside and listen to the recounting of various tales and sip hot beverages than the chamber of Tall Tales? There, one could listen to stories of ages long past and wondrous beings of majesty or hear some bard from unknown parts recite a beautiful lay or, if they were lucky, a visitor may even catch a glimpse of the magnificent art that was displayed upon the walls.

3) – Go outside and have a snowball fight! This is sure to amuse the young and old alike. Who doesn’t love the giddy pleasure of pelting someone else with a freezing cold ball of snow (and sometime ice, yuck!)? And, while you’re at it, try not to track snow all about the kingdom! It melts you know.

2) – Another favorite of those who abhor the cold is baking! Of course Khazad-Dum is famed for its Belegost Brownies, but in addition to these scrumptious and heavenly morsels, the various bakers throughout the dwarven realm produce many more amazing delicacies. They include cookies, tarts, pies, cakes and many other delectable items!

1) – Now, the best thing that anyone, anywhere can do during the wintertime is most definitely a game of hockey. Grab some friends, a couple of branches to use as sticks, a ball or pinecone, some ice skates and two nets before heading out to the Mirrormere once it has frozen over and you will have a blast of a time! Even in the bitter cold people will come from all over Khazad-Dum, leaving their warm fireplaces and forges, to head out onto the frozen Mirrormere for a game of hockey!

By Narguzir

Bittersweet Good-Byes

This month finds the Morog Clan, miners of KD still deep within the mines of Moria. Having at last discovered the long awaited diamond seam, the dwarves were suddenly aware of the unpleasant sound of approaching trolls rumbling through the passageways. With barely time to muster their weapons; two large cave trolls came upon the small group. The clan fought bravely, but despite their efforts, the Trolls appeared to be able to heal any injuries they sustained from our blades. At last, after a patch of bitter fighting, the trolls began to show signs of weakening, which the dwarves were quick to turn to their favor. Our trap master apprentice Kolskeg blinded one of the Trolls by causing an explosion while a number of dwarves, including TMM and a new arrival Jaifellgrin set upon the other, attacking its legs, and later delivering the fatal blows. Both Trolls soon lay dead, but a number of our clan members, including the newly appointed Big Mattock Lujan required healing from our talented Little Mattock Norin. The Morogs are now taking a short reprieve, before attempting to mine the troublesome seam of diamonds and return home. Unknown to them, the worst is yet to come...

In other news, the Clan was sorry to see TMM hand over the Big Mattock badge to Lujan Stormwing, while Alameda Larkeye received the position of Cave Master. TMM served as leader of the clan for over 6 hard working months, and was fare welled in proper Morog style, with Orc Bite. Luckily for the Clan, she has promised to remain with us, if only to cause mischief within our humble halls for many moons to come.

By Alameda Larkeye

The Yukogs are passing yet again by times of change. For the third time in six months, the Clan Leader of the Yukogs was changed, due to the Clan slowing down again. To overtake this new problem, Windancer nomiated a new Clan Leader who she thought would be active and control alone the Clan in the shortest period of time possible. Tornihyanda was nomiated to the rank of Clan Leader and Crysalith to Deputy Clan Leader. After a few days of adaptation, Winddancer left the Yukogs in the hands of the Leader, to return someday if her help is need.

Here is the updated list of the ranks in our Clan for this month:

-Tornihyanda, the Clan Leader;
-Crysalith, the Deputy Clan Leader;
-Khazark and Tornihyanda, Heads of the Crafting Department;
-Crysalith, Head of the Textil Department;
-Ibiralian, Head of the Jewellery Department.

Unfortunately, the Smaug’s Breath is not so active as it should be. Even if customers appear from time to time, they are becoming fewer. The Clan is now discussing if it will continue working as it always has, but probably the Smaug’s Breath is going to stay in the Market of Khazad-dûm, active or not. About customers and orders, there are enough for every smith. Althought few customers appear in our Halls, almost all of them ask many requests at the same time, which give us work for several days.

But not all the news coming from the Halls of the Yukogs is bad. For the first time in a long while, there is a new Honorary Member, Morbenion of Gondor, and we hope that soon more are going to join him. The activity of Máramálo slowed down, which is why he is not a Honorary Member yet.

As Queen Hrive asked, the texts of the Yukogs the Kingdom’s Pages were made as soon as possible, and the first version of it was sent to Ränlindé. Anyway, when the members got more free time, it will be updated with the newest version of the Yukogs’ Page. Also, the Clan Leader is planning to develop some activitys that will be only for Yukogs’ members, as one of the problems pointed to the Clan in several threads was that after the apprenticeship, our Clan did not offer anything (besides waiting for orders) to the new smiths, where they could learn and teach anything special. The Clan Leader is now waiting for the final answer of the Queens to begin the tournaments and new plans, which will begin in January, if nothing that can delay them happen before this date.

The Yukogs believe now that the problems will stay way from our long journey, and times of prosperity, happiness and luck will come once again to the Halls of the Yukogs, the Crafters of Aulë!

By Tornihyanda

Yuletide Wishes

Greetings Mirrornere Reflections readers! It is none other than I, Mithriltears, returned to write the Burx report! I’m sorry about last month’s report, my hench dwarf Pierre submitted it without my knowledge. But not to worry, all writing equipment has been placed above his reach. Now that I’ve gotten that out of the way, let me enthrall you with the happenings of the Burx Uzban’s this past month!

Promotion time! That’s right, it was party time at the burxes, Brina Goldenaxe was promoted to be the new head of our ale department, but sadly since the promotion we’ve seen neither hide nor hair of her. We’re confident that she will show up again as soon as she can. In other promotions, Shayleyla was promoted to the new wine connoisseur, or head of the wine department. It also looks as if soon a new chief bartender will also be named! We also have a few new members this month, including a rider named Goldmoon and a numenorian called Star Flower. Goldie is proving to be a capable bartender (and poet!) in her training, and Star Flower is showing that even the foos can bartend with the best of them. Another exciting addition to our clan is Lerin as an associate in the ale department. I’m afraid though that the only reason she has joined is for the free ale, but I digress.

As this Yule season passes us by I feel as though I must reminisce a bit about what the Burxes used to be. It does my heart glad to see dwarves running to and fro in our halls busy with their various duties; it wasn’t like that just a year ago, things were almost dead and you could barely find a dwarf to save your neck. So, with a clan full of drunken and hard working dwarves and assorted Midde Earth folk, it’s a pleasure to wish you a merry Yule from all of us at the Burxes!

By Mithriltears

Ankixogs

Craziness and Confetti!

We cleared it up, but kept it in,
Confetti parties, aren’t a sin!
We lost old Doc, but Kimli’s here, S
On with our report, for the Mirrormere,

New threads, new members, and, as a new year turns, the Ankixogs are in full bloom, taking in the Christmas spirit and having fun. We finally sorted out our part in the Kingdom Pages, we added a new banner, (!), and, wait…

Who is that stranger in the hall,
Seeing her before, I do not recall,
I wonder what she does in our tent,
And I wonder where, Doccy went,

It’s not, Doc, but, as Kimli and I venture forward, we meet a new recruit. Zani has come to join us, and is very helpful, adding to the festive cheer…Just as she settles in, the confetti stricken wind of change takes us, (and the confetti), to a brand new thread.

Goodbye, dear Get Together,
Hello to brand new weather,
Confetti Revelations- our new aim,
But, with the title, its more like a game,

As you might remember the Anki’s are very big on confetti, ever since I brought a horse-pulled truck off it to the tent. Apparently, the crazy, multi-coloured effect it had on us hasn’t worn off yet, with it kept nicely in a large fish tank, it is nicely positioned where it can be seen by everybody.

We’re mad, and crazy, we’ve finally flipped,
We’re in love with confetti, we’ve now worshipped,
Our multi-coloured papery friends, in a tank,
I think the IQ of our tent just sank…

Even in our crazy state of minds however we still have enough noggins to be very poetic, Brandishing a new running rhyme and an IC style for the DPS out from under our traveller’s cloak.

So now, I turn, and walk away,
I’ll you again next month, I pray,
You’ll all be well, and fun, and good,
And play in confetti, like you should

By Smeagupse

Kagam Khazad

December is a month looking up for the Kagam Khazads clan. It has seen several great lore discussions occur in its first three weeks, including a discussion about which clans the Petty Dwarves first originated in before their exile, as well as the importance of cavalry in the wars of Middle-Earth. Members Geir, Snorta, and Durgil Firefist have all provided very good arguments for their opinions.

Also, this month has seen the arrival of Eonwe, the herald of Manwe, in the humble Kagams halls. Sent by his friend Mahal to the Halls of the heretical Kagams, the Maia warned the entire clan to stop their verbal abuse of Orc Bite, the drink drunk by the Great Smith himself. Although he urged them eloquently to be more like their clan chief, none of those present repented and they are sure to be punished for it in the Halls of Aule.

The final piece of news to be reported was the arrival of the dwarf Silverhammer (RPed by ent Rop Silvertears) in the clan halls. We hope that he stays in the Kagams for a long time to come. The Kagams are always looking for new members, so please don’t be afraid to stop by our halls and discuss lore or ask questions of us!

By Oin

Mex Uzbans - Ghost of a Clan Leader

With Soleil missing this month, the Mex have been a bit slow. The Harvest Party ended recently after a hay ride, food by the fire, and even a bit of pumpkin carving. Though, this has led to a more recent Cafe hosted by them. The Yule Cafe, with its traditional decorating and exquisite food is open for anyone to stop by. Just watch out where the mistletoe is, always surprising!

However, the Mex Uzbans are hosting a cooking contest currently. Each race is welcome to enter, so long as the dish they are entering represents their race! So come on down and stop in. Entries thus far are mostly made up of minions. Where are the dwarves and hobbits when you need them?

By Tari Boffin

Hustle and Bustle in the White City

This month has quietened down quite a bit after the great celebrations of Queen Laie’s two-year anniversary last month. Several of the celebrations are still going on along with the addition of the Great Ball of Tenure after the Great Feast had finished and all had had their stomachs filled with Gwai’s odd assortment of ‘delights’. The rangers in the Southern Storm and Northern Wind RPG are on the eve of battle while King Elessar has taken a small scouting party to spy on their enemies, tensions are running high in anticipation for the beginning of battle.

The Marketplace has a competition running at the moment for all Gondorians to take part in to try and claim the elusive vacant 91st shop. The shop has been closed and out of business long before anyone can even remember and a competition is being held is for an owner to come and claim the shop for themselves, with a new and exciting addition to the marketplace.

The marketplace has also since had the very first apprentice rise to high rank of owner, congratulations to Thorgelias for that achievement. There have also been several other promotions within the walls of the White City with Catran taking over the position of drill team caption for the Gondor’s drill team and also Tiana taking over control of the Library which has opened it’s doors again after the disappearance of the last librarian. The dungeons are once again open for business after the return of the dungeon master and things look good for the future of the White City. On the subject of things restarting afresh the Rangers Competition, a small tournament being held between the different divisions of the rangers has restarted after the Olympics and the divisions are currently competing in the melee event. Revitalised and new we leave the White City for this month and look forward to see how things progress in the following months.

By Shayleyla

Shire Tidings

The busy Yule season has brought even more fun to the Shire. With wish lists, secret Santa’s, gift giving, and even a birthday party, the hobbits had a fun time. In fact, the Shire Gift Service is now passing out its gifts that have been sent to each kingdom. Dwarves, be sure to see if your hobbit friends or anyone has sent you a gift!

Among the kidnapping, the training, the gardening and the cooking that is happening in the Shire, a wedding shower is being held in preparation for Prisca Boffin’s upcoming wedding to Endymion. Any lass is welcome to stop in, though the lads will have to stay at home.
Dwarves would be happy to know that they recently defeated the hobbits in the last Drill Team match. If a Debate Team match is up and coming, keep an eye out. The hobbits will be raring and ready to go with their newly gathered team.

As hobbits are rather fond of pipeweed, dwarves are rather similar, an old organization that recently opened, The International Shire and Pipeweed Association , would suit your needs. There you can become a member either cultivating, pipe making, or even working with runes. Most importantly it is a good source to buy all the pipeweed you may want, or even a pipe or two. Stop on by!

Another activity opened for all plaza members is the Home of the Old Tooks . To be welcomed in you must be at least 25 years old or a plaza member for two years. Here those of a less youthful nature come to share stories, conversation, or use it to get away from a more rambunctious type still in their tweens. Come on down and join the fun in the Shire!

By Tari Boffin

~Riddermark Ramblings~

Chill mountain winds sweeping across the plains of the Mark heralded the arrival of winter and more importantly, the time of Mettarë, the zenith solstice. Activities this month seemed to focus specifically around holiday preparation. Riders have been busily reading themselves for the grand Mettarë Banquet and ball. The Freablod Manor has once again opened its doors in welcome, gifting all who attend with their legendary hospitality. As part of the celebration specially crafted Diegolwine (Secret Friend) gifts ranging artwork to fiction to poetry are being exchanged during the evening.

December in Rohan also saw two fine riders honored with SCRs. For her dedication and excellent contributions to the cavalry, Snowwolf took on the role of great leader Erkenbrand. The Mark’s pub, the Ældsel Inn gathered chairs around a central cushioned seat so that patrons that night could gather for stories, fine food and an evening with the honorary cavalry leader Erkenbrand. Also receiving an SCR was Éile for her diligent work as Héafodnótere (Editor) of the Riddermark’s monthly newsletter, the Rædboda. Choosing to have a little playtime, she took on the role of Freda and all were invited to let their inner child out in All Child’s Play.

Elsewhere in the Mark, Riders have spent the winter months running their rats ragged as they trained for the new racing season starting in January. While the rats are at home playing, Rohan’s Cavalry continues their ride South as the answer Minas Tirith’s call for aid. Having reached Pelargir, they thankfully found accommodations to be dragon-free and have since received word that Gondor’s army and the conflict at hand is only a few days ahead of them.

By Eile

Into Darkness

Long had Narguzîr resided in the Land of Ash and Shadow and much had he seen. Stories passed through his mind like water flowed down a river to the sea and there was little that he did not know. For, few knew this, but the Black Numenorian had a very intricate system of spies working throughout the Black Land and they brought every day’s news to him. Few things escaped his scrutiny.

The past month had indeed been a busy one in the land of Mordor and Narguzîr was constantly barraged with incoming reports from every corner of the fortress of Sauron. Some were of little significance, no more than minor trifles such as petty squabbles among the Minions, but others were of great importance and, to the messengers that brought news of these events to the Black Numenorian, Narguzîr gave a reasonable reward. Good work was always rewarded; satisfied underlings were much more efficient than insubordinate ones.

On this day, one messenger, a surly Uruk garbed in the attire of one of the warriors of the Barad-Dur, raced into the halls. His eyes flashed around as he looked for Narguzîr. Soon, the Uruk found the man upstairs in his study pouring over old tomes and various scrolls. As the messenger entered the room Narguzîr did not even raise his eyes from the page that he was skimming at that moment and bid the Minion speak. “M’Lord,” There was an obvious hint of urgency in the Uruk’s voice. “M’Lord, the Witchking has been found innocent!”

Upon hearing this fantastic report, Narguzîr dropped what he had been doing and prepared to ride out to the Halls of Injustice. For a long time, many months in fact, there had been an ongoing trial where the Witchking stood accused of murdering the flaming Lord of Balrogs, Gothmog, and it had finally come to a conclusion it seemed. Standing outside the great courthouse of Mordor, the Halls of Injustice, Narguzîr watched as the dreaded Lord of the Nine had the shackles that bound his wrists and legs removed and were set free to corrupt and maim. It was a proud day for the Black Land; one of their greatest lords was released upon the lands of Middle-earth once more!

Yet the surprising news for the month did not end there. A few days later, in fact, the self-same Uruk warrior entered the mansion of Narguzîr. He was not in as much of a rush as his previous visit but still there was a sense of urgency that surrounded him. The Minion inquired as to the whereabouts of Narguzîr and was told that he was currently eating a late lunch in the parlour. The Uruk knew the layout of his master’s house well and soon entered the grand parlour where Narguzîr was seated at a table with various platters of food before him. At the moment the man held a silver goblet in hand and was looking out of a nearby window silently. The Uruk approached quietly and spoke in a low tone at first. “There is more news from the judicial system M’Lord.” For, of course, this Uruk in particular had been assigned to keep an eye on the legal structure of the Black Land. “The great Winddancer has been apprehended.” This surprised Narguzîr. He turned his attention away from the window and looked at the Uruk. “Winddancer?” He asked. “Yes M’Lord. It sounds odd an-“ Narguzîr cut the man off with a sweep of his hand. “What has she been arrested for?” At this inquiry the Uruk fidgeted but finally said aloud. “She, apparently, did not treat a small Rohirric child correctly. She was not cruel enough in her torturing.” At this, the Black Numenorian laughed aloud. A loud, chilling laughter filled the room. “Right, and my best friend is a Dwarf. Well,” Narguzîr swallowed the last of the wine that he had been drinking. “I must see this for myself. Come, we will go to the Halls of Injustice once more!”

The Uruk followed Narguzîr out of the man’s large mansion and as his master jumped into the saddle, the Uruk grinned toothily at the beast. Horse flesh was oh so tasty. Seeing this, Narguzîr kicked the Uruk with his heavy boot. “Don’t get any ideas or else I will be riding your carcass around instead. Do try and keep up.” The man then dug his heels into the flanks of his muscular black horse and sped off in the direction of the Plains of Gorgoroth where the Halls of Injustice lay.

By Narguzir

As we move into the New Year, Lothlorien will prosper still, but will no doubt see changes as it continues to evolve. December has brought a sense of joviality to the wood that is sometimes partially concealed by the firm brows of the Galadhrim Eldar. The holiday activities that abounded in Lorien this month began with the “Gifts of the Golden Wood“, Lorien’s first and oldest holiday tradition, where Elves were paired with one another to exchange gifts of all types from weaponry and jewelry to the odd journal and walking stick. Long lost friends were reunited there, and new friends were made as well as the Elves met and gifts changed hands.

Next came “Decorating the Mallorn”, an activity that drew Elves from all corners of the forest to a single silver barked tree, which they draped with all manner of ornaments and decoration, many of which were family heirlooms of old. And last, but most certainly not least came the Inter-kingdom Holiday Ball. Invitations were sent forth in every direction, to all lands, and to Lorien came beings of all shapes and sizes for an enchanted evening of dining and dancing that will surely be remembered in holiday seasons to come.

The early days of this month also saw the end of the Olympic Games in Mordor, which brought back to Lorien not only two silver medals, but one bronze as well, placing Lothlorien tied for third place with the Shire, the Riddermark, and Fangorn in total medal counts. The first silver came from the Skulduggery competition, where surprisingly enough the Galadhrim team bested and were bested by the Shire’s teams one and two respectively. The next silver came from Lorien’s Gauntlet team, who edged out Fangorn to take second place, being beaten by Mordor’s home team. Finally, the bronze was won in the Horrible Heptathlon, where only the Dwarves of Khazad-dum and the minions of Mordor were able to beat out the Galadhrim. Lorien may have started off slow, but the Golden Wood finished off strong in these the Dark Games.

And of course, the Lorien standards are going splendidly as always. “The Lawn of Lorien”, “ Gardens of Lorien”, “Mirror of Galadriel” and the “Lothlorien Maze” are open for the enjoyment of all, and offer a variety of ways to get involved with this fair kingdom. RPGs ongoing in the kingdom this month include “The Port of Lothlorien”, “Lend Tri Lothlorien”, and “Companions of the Palantir”. All but the first of these are open to anyone who would like to join, so if you are up for a good adventure come along! The coming year holds many exciting occurrences and changes, and Lothlorien will only become better and more whole for them.

By Firien Echui

Anghak Update – Roll Call!

The halls of the Anghak were suspiciously vacant of scheming and plotting dwarves this past month. Sure there were plenty of studious and duty-fulfilling dwarves about, but where were the mischievous ones, the officers themselves? They were concocting plans for one of the most feared events among the grunts, the ever-terrifying and awe-inspiring roll call!

It is true; Lerin gave all the army one week to report in the Anghak house, one week to report or face certain doom. The roll call went by with little to report. No freak foo outbreaks, no spamming, indeed it was quite a serious affair. The whole event passed with much fear and trembling among the grunts, what if they had done something wrong? What if they were called out in front of everyone to be recognized for some food fight they had instigated in the mess hall? All these things and more loomed large in the recruits’ eyes. But the event passed with little excitement. This leaves one to wondering, what were the officers plotting? Make sure to keep an eye on the Anghak’s activity next month; the time promises to be full of mischief and excitement!

By Mithriltears

Raven Gathol

Currently in the Raven Gathol is Gloin Ironlater and his raven Groac. They have currently just finished working out ways for Groac to show his emotions. Morguth has been matched with his own raven by the name of Secoac and has moved onto the flight training part of his training with the raven. Dagordraug is currently cave training with his own raven Vitri. Tammestkilp has also been matched with his own raven Cleons and has joined Morguth in the flight training hall. Shayleyla has also been matched with her own raven and is currently in the flight training hall. Soon after Shayleyla has completed her flight training her, Morguth and Tammestkilp shall be heading towards the caves to complete their cave training.

By Shayleyla

Trivia

1. When will the Dwarves be hallowed?

2.What flower did the Petty-Dwarves learn how to harvest for food?

3. What was the name of the caves in which Nargothrond was built?

4. Which First Age River was later the location of the Gulf of Lune?

5. What was the longest road in Beleriand?

Loremaster’s Bonus:

Name the last three Petty-Dwarves, first to last in order of death.

By Oin

Khazad-Dum Yule Word Search

N Q Q S N F L V M S I K O G N U U U O U U C V M J
Q Q J B T G W S J N U Z S M J G E H H N U P D Z Q
T B H O R Q V G S A G Q A H I B T C C L Z Q A Z M
U U Q E H Y L G R B M E Z C T M Y W N Z K B T G W
A Z J M K F U F O G P B H H Z X F M V G U E U L B
Z N A M M X J Y V C Q C U C V Y E I F S D V A X B
Z G M P U Z N A X I G Q Y Z M N X W I Y D Z T O X
C R I I T A S D U T F T S Y X F D J U I O B A X J
K V I E H W L D L C Q B K M D B F C O A R S V D Y
H D N D V I K F T P G H X A I C P Y O N H F I V Q
P A P E U H I Q N Y D C S Z Q Z D U G L H S L D M
T U Y A R O Y E Y G D A U P K E R I M P P C Q V C
H M I X G M Z L H F P F F D H Y U E S B M E C D T
F P C T V C Y U L E P Q I L G N B B K Q K I W L R
X F I K R C M Z H O V X C V J T F W N X K O B V D
B R Q X L S B U R X H J J J I Q L M W L A X N G P
Q G G G Y W B N A E M L M M D K G H O R F N N Y V
O E C P P J A H K V N A E L M Z Y E Z H U U J A D
D Y E N O M A Z E Y I C Y H I C J B G U B D Z B I
S E V L E R J O V O K N C S D S L G E A O B N Y F
Y P L N M Q K I C S A N Y G G M H S M C P P V N N
R Y T O S J N T P Y D F N N P G F K N G H F C M T
O S N O B B I R A E T P B V O A N U Y F I E L W Y
U Y E F M E N C N C M X Z I H J G R V Z A A H N V
R J M I Z J L U K Q S G T S I Z Y H L L I W U M I
Q E N B R Z C L Y Q P P A A Z G I A R J P P A L O
N I I O S O N G S U A L C W K G M R X J L X X R Z
H Z A N V L T G B R P J I C Z Y O Z T K D T G T U
R X T S D K E S T E V X V W Y E J M T X V K J D F
L Z R I O E I I A Z V W I L I Z O Q Q R O M K O Q
H M E G N B E C G N S J Q G K M O R X C T E J B Z
O S T N E S E R P H T D B J O A D B R F K F R D X
Y W N D A V E X T G Z A C U X F W I C T Q I G S J
F O E L B B L L C B G Q Q N C O T Z Q N L E B D D
Z B Q B T C L G A O S S H W S I B C O H Q E K Z I

Words: ALE, BELLS, BOWS, BURX, CLAUS, ELVES, ENTERTAINMENT, FOO, HARMONY, HOLLY, JOLLY, MONEY, ORNAMENTS, PARTIES, PEACE, POEMS, PORK, PRESENTS, PUBS, REINDEER, RIBBONS, SANTA, SLEIGH, SONGS, STORIES, TINSEL, TREE, YULE

As my first Word-search it may not be too hard folks. Also Words may be found going any direction in the word-search. Should you have any comments on the word search, please leave a note in the Mirrormere Reflections Editor's Booth. Thank-you. Happy Yule.

By Gloin Ironlater

Christmas Crossword

ACROSS
3. On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
6. Santa slides down the ______.
9. What is Santa's surname?
11. Holiday socks.
13. It's celebrated on December 25th.
15. Deck the halls with boughs of ____.
16. Used to decorate gifts.
17. "Merry Christmas and a Happy ___ ___." (no space)

DOWN
1. Santa rides in a ____.
2. A red and white tasty treat
4. Santa's Helpers
5. What hangs from a Christmas tree.
6. What goes in your stocking if you're not on the 'good list.'
7. A holiday drink.
8. _____ the night before Christmas...
10. A kiss is required when standing beneath it.
12. Where Santa lives.
14. Dreaming of a _____ Christmas.

By Eile

Cartoon Central

By Tari Boffin

Kaption Kontest

KD Kaption Kontest is proud to announce the winner for the month of Devember!
That Guy, with the following Kaption:

Smeagol: (Loud belch)
Deagol: Excuse you!
Smeagol: Hey, it brought the fish to the top of the water, didn’t it?

We Three Dwarves
(Based on We Three Kings)

We three dwarves of Khazad D are,
Bearing axe, and travelling not far,
Halls and mining, glitter shining,
Rubies as bright as a star,
Oh,
Prezzies are wonders, halls are light,
Decorations up, and mistletoe frights,
Dwarfettes whining, cause their gifts aren't shining,
Little ones scoffing the bites,
Mahal not born on Christmas Day,
So why on M Earth, do us dwarves pray?
Theres cake to lick, so why do we pick,
The veggies, which I'd throw away,
Oh,
Prezzies are wonders, halls are light,
Decorations up, and mistletoe frights,
Dwarfettes whining, cause their gifts aren't shining,
Little ones scoffing the bites,
Myrrh ain't mine, it stinks bad, like elf,
If I were to have this I'd embarrass myself,
Perfume is icky, cake just got sticky,
And Orc Bite just fell of a shelf...
Oh,
Prezzies are wonders, halls are light,
Decorations up, and mistletoe frights,
Dwarfettes whining, cause their gifts aren't shining,
Little ones scoffing the bites,
I end this tale, with a sore wet head,
Christmas is here, but I'm still in bed,
The worst timing, my worst rhyming,
Just enough written, too much said

By Smeagupse

Answers to puzzles

Trivia

1. After the Last Battle.

2. Seregon

3. Nulukkizdin

4. The River Ascar.

5. The Dwarf-road running from Doriath to Belegost and Nogrod.

Loremaster’s Bonus: Khim, Ibun, and Mim.

Crossword

Across
3. FIVEGOLDRINGS
6. CHIMNEY
9. CLAUS
11. STOCKINGS
13. CHRISTMAS
15. HOLLY
16. RIBBONS
17. NEWYEAR

Down
1. SLEIGH
2. CANDYCANE
4. ELVES
5. ORNAMENTS
6. COAL
7. EGGNOG
8. TWAS
10. MISTLETOE
12. NORTHPOLE
14. WHITE

Queen's Corner

I have to admit, figuring out what to write for this month’s MR was a little difficult. I had a week’s vacation (strictly enforced by Dis) due to a bit of burn out. This left me feeling somewhat out of touch with KD. When I realized that burnout is a common problem - I had a topic after all.

For me burnout has been coming for a long time. Not so much due to anything on plaza as much as a great deal of RL stress. There are times when it can feel like you are juggling so much that even the fun things in life like the plaza is just one more ball in the air. Instead of a haven from real life these fun things become more work. It seems we take up more work to keep from letting your friends down.

It is important to remember the reasons why we joined plaza in the first place. Not to stress over things, not to wear ourselves out… but to have fun with other people who love this universe Tolkien devised for us. I do not think that any true friend would want you to get yourself into a burnout situation over anything on plaza. Much as I do cherish the projects in KD, and want them to succeed, it is never OK to see a venture make it at the expense of the people running them.

In part, that is a selfish wish on my part. I want my dwarves (and honorary members!) to enjoy their time on plaza… We will keep them around longer if they do! I hate to see someone who was delighted with the plaza start to take on more than they can reasonably carry and then end up loosing their joy for the place. The people who make up this kingdom are the true treasures of Khazad-dum. It is the fun and the joy of being on plaza that keeps us all posting and popping with new ideas and adventures.

Knowing when you are getting overloaded, and either shifting some of your responsibilities or taking a vacation to refresh yourself is a gift to the rest of us. Take care of yourselves. Please. How you are feeling is vital - we want you to be enjoying yourselves. When our people just can’t wait to log onto plaza… that is what we want to see. That is when we know we have succeeded as Rulers.

By Hrive

Ten Ways…to Capture Santa Claus

1. Your best bet is to try and set up some sort of net inside the chimney. It’s his only way in and out of your house so blocking it off will prove to be a big success, if done properly. Simply string a net across the entire inside of the chimney in one spot and keep a close watch on it. He might try and get back up the chimney, but that’s when you pull #2.

2. Have someone waiting on the upper floor of your house. When they hear Santa land on the rooftop, have them climb out onto the roof. Watch out, it may be slippery or icy. Now, when the old man gets stuck in the net that has been described above, have this person on the roof throw another net down the chimney to block Santa’s escape back upwards.

3. Another thing that might be considered, should you want to make sure that you catch the jolly old man, is when making the cookies and milk that will be left out for Ol’ Saint Nick, add a little bit of tranquillizer into the mix. He should be out like a light with only a few bites! (warning: do not put in too much tranquillizer or else it may be fatal)

4. But, if that fails, you may want to try a more radical approach. Yes, even more radical than poisoning! As Santa is bending over, laying down presents for lil’ Johnny and Suzy, come up from behind and give him a hard boot in the rear. This will send him flyi