Elrond sighed as he walked in on two very bewildered hobbits watching his mother-in-law do the dark queen act again
Neenuvar

*on his way to Helm’s Deep Haldir suddenly realized something.*
"Oops...I forgot to tell the elves to come with me."
Domaren

"Arg, crushed between a rock and a hard place... this is hardly flattering."
Narelen

With a last effort, Elrond staggers to his feet and prepares to raise his sword. A harsh battle cry touches his lips. He yells courageously over the warfield, and the elves as well as the enemy tremble as they hear his words: "Stand back!" cries Elrond, striking fear into the hearts of friends and foes alike, "I'm thinking!!"
Lotheluil

Galadriel (to Frodo): it shows the past, the present, and some things that have not yet come to pass
Frodo (looks into mirror): sorry galadriel, i just don't see anything
Galadriel: what? (looks in) this is just normal water... but that means... *gasps* The beverages!
The two of them look surprised as they see legolas and aragorn waltz in blurry-eyed, giggling , with pitchers of water in their hands
Lorien

Legolas to Aragorn: So do you want to be the one to tell Galadriel she's doing the freaky glowing thing again, or should I?
Caradain

Galadriel thinks "Ooooh, I've never seen a hobbit spontaneously combust before!"
Neenuvar

Elrond, "Ok now that you are sitting down I have some news to tell you, I AM YOUR FATHER!"
Arwen, "Duh"
Tinkerbell

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