Andurin MC Long ago, back in the days when the plaza was young and sparsely habituated, a young elf wielding a mace on chain entered the Fanatics Plaza. After several encounters with the local wizards, it was decided she had a large portion of dwarven incest in her heritage, due to lots of times spent in pubs. It was at her first pub that she met her favorite members of the Plaza. She joined up with Lir, Viv, Gil, and Sare (the original Great Chase of the Ladies of the West) to combat the forces of evil-i.e. Dai Shan’s good looks and Osse’s herbs, karaoke machine, and a romantic Nazgul used as a deus ex machina (where obviously throes of passion would work better.) After being promoted to Galadriel, she sorted out her priorities to more animalistic natures. Being chased by Viv for being a firm believer in badger roasting, then dipped in strawberry yogurt and finally saved “from grave peril” by Eowyn was all in a day’s work of ruling. Now more calm, she spends her time macing people and turning them into marshmallows. Her loyal bunny-wunny subjects include Pip, Lar, Meve, Mori, Tinny, and Eo. And if she’s having a particularly good day she gets to chase people with keyboards and make orange thunder (it all comes with the job!) Her list of names includes MC, Mandarin Andurin, and the Marshmallow of the Golden Hot Chocolate. Back to the top Return to the front page of the book