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No, I'm a human bean.
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It's not so much the eating...the question is: are you a Sprout?
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Ewwww...I certainly won't be eating those things, disgusting stuff.
*bakes new batch of ebil red berry cookies for newbies* |
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If you eat those, don't light a match! I do like eating them, but other don't like being around red leafy me when I eat them.
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As long as we're not talking about these sprouts I'm fine with...whatever.
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If Spring sprouts in Fangy, does that make you Sprouts? Or just the Forest?
But since you constitute the Forest as individuals belonging to this greater group...it should make you Sprouts.... |
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Stalker alert!!!
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Some of us just like to stalk the place...
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*Checks under her lower branches* "Do I have underlimb odor? I must since it is scaring all the posters away.
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Saltgunner, If you keep playing in point gaining forums you should get the berries soon enough. You have already picked up quite few in the last few days.
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I will get to the evil red berries eventually *is determined* though im so attached to my fea now lol
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Woggy is our slave until he sprouts the berries.
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Huh, and here I thought the OERB was an excuse for slavery...darn.
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It's an honour to be one of the original inductees to the Order of the Ebil Red Berry. And honestly, yes, a good incentive not to demote. I'll be back in my evil red berries at the end of the month, yupyup.
 And I'll leave some berries to go with Brethil when she leaves. *g* |
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The rest of you twigs out there are normal sane Ents or whever else you want to role play. OERB is just some incentive for those of the upper ranks to not demote themselves.
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Poison?! Noooo, these berries aren't poisonous...perhaps the source of interesting prescription medications, but not poison!
Hmmm, nice list... You plot of ways to get people to eat your berries...check. Many of you have odd tastes...I didn't think so until the neighbors complained, so-check. Post in purple...check. Some of you have purple juice inside your fruits...*squishes berry, tries not to think of what I thought of already* Check-sort of. Others of you love the colour red...Check. Act strange when the moon is out....No more than usual. 5 out of 6...yep, I'm qualified. |
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*looks at his points and sighs* Well, after 4 years, I'm halfway there... so at this rate, I should be able to be inducted in October 2012...
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Oakie straightened herself up. "Gather around all of you with ebil red berries. In honor of her Rohness, the first to have such berries, I forthwith found the Order of the Ebil Red Berry. My first inductees will be Ravennë, Cami LiveOak, Nightshade and her Rohness. Our mission is to turn other races into trees--er I mean Ents.
Now lets explain the ranks of the OERB. Rank 13 -- You have those pretty white flowers, but under there the ebil red berries are hiding. That makes you an apprentice OERB where you are learning the ropes of Ebil red berryness. Rank 14 -- This is where most OERBs are. You plot of ways to get people to eat your berries. Many of you have odd tastes and post in purple. Some of you have purple juice inside your fruits. Others of you love the colour red and act strange when the moon is out. Rank 15 -- Old and Huornish is the best description in most cases. You are marked by a very red canopy that makes you look like a blaze of fire standing there in the woods. When a Fangorn member reaches 8000 points and they bloom then can be inducted into the OERB. |
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Good thing I passed on those cookies. Oh wait, I was already a tree! Ent, I mean. Ent! *smacks himself* such a n00b, gosh! *walks away muttering*
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Yes, baking them into a cookie takes all the poison out. (Grins mischievously)
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Nah, these ebil red berry cookies won't turn anyone into a tree-I promise...whether y'all believe me or not is another question...  |
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I don't really want ebil red berries... I'm quite sure I'm not the only one who wants to suddenly wake up as a tree when I went to bed a Black Numenorean.
 *munches cookies* |
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*runs in and steals Twigbeard's cookies* hmm yummy!
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How about some Ebil red berries? Sprinkled them about, so when visitors eat them, they go poof into a tree.
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I don't need no stinkin' cookies to keep me here in my new home! But they do help accentuate the place
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I -knew- there was a reason I kept you around.
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*sprinkles a few cookies around*
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There had better be, or I'm outta here!...actually, no, I'm staying put, I'll bring my own cookies if I have to.
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I second the cookie stash question!!
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I have a question...
do we still have a cookie stash for all those who joined Fangorn within the last 2 weeks? |
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Lovely, I needed a motivation to get back into pub posting. *wanders away to nearest pub to execute plan*
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An excellENT mission!
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Maybe Nyx and I should visit the pubs of middle earth and sneak our fruit into the food and watch the patrons turn into trees.
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Haa! More evil red berries around the Forest. Welcome back, Nyx.
Must say I do like Riya's way of thinking... |
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wheee it worked!! hiya Nyx, you look mavalous with your ebil red berries!
Now all you with red berries need to go to other kingdoms taverns and sneak those berries into peoples food then everyone will turn into a tree.
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Ummm...yeah.
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So you should be sprouting shiny leaves any time now. *g*
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Ooops...already ate 'em.
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Mine are acorns. Eat mine and you go poof and turn into a tree.
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Wait, wait. Whose evil red berries are being stolen? *checks own* Mine tend to be like those scarabs in "The Mummy"; they burrow up under anyone's skin who tries to take them, and makes them want to go all leafy and branchy and move to Fangorn. Or eating them could have the same effect. Or something like that.
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It involves nasty poisonous reactions... I'd think you'll need medical attention any moment now...
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Oakie ~What if I have mithril teeth?
Reeg ~So far I seem to remain unscathed...when does the 'fun' begin? *steals Joel's buttons* |
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Not my gumdrop buttons!
Err, umm... I'll just go away now... |
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No-one stealing red berries will leave unscathed. *fumes*
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Amaranth, don't bite into those red things. That is a Fangorn Live Oak you just plucked and you are liable to crack your teeth on those reddish acorns!
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Riya ~Nope, wasn't me, it was my evil-errrr, good twin. *steals evil red berries*
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Yes, it was hard to leave, considering this is about the third time in a year and a half i've been a resident of Fangorn
It's home to me, always.
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Joel, you look good as a tree.
Welcome!
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Decided to move to the forest. You'll fine it nice here. Welcome to the bark side. Once the forest gets into you, it will be hard to get it to leaf-um leave.
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Oh my gosh!! *blinks in delightful surprise as the hobbit sprouted branches* Yea we have our first Enting of spring!!!! Welcome to da Forest Joel!
 It’s the coolest place to be. 
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