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>Resistance is futile! - Mordor recruitment
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 Topic: >Resistance is futile! - Mordor recruitment If you are a new minion to Mordor, then please report to the Newbie Spawning Pool if you have any questions in mind. We have a small population in Mordor so if you are active most of the time and contribute to the kingdom, you will be distinguished among the rest. Minions are also not cruel 24/7. We are quite friendly and do have a sense of humor...although sometime it is really twisted humour. We appreciate classy rp'ing and some really wicked creativity.
Questions and Answers Q: What is there to do in Mordor?A: Check this thread >HERE< it lists all the active threads Q: What if I have something important to tell the rulers of Mordor? A: Just email them at mordor@lotrplaza.com or post in the Throne Room of Mordor, though keep in mind that the Throne Room is In Character. NO FOO NO SPAM, ESPECIALLY FROM ELVES THIS ISN'T A CHAT THREAD - but you can treat it as such since abuse is a cardinal virtue |
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*wipes away a black teardrop* My old thread is gone at last.
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Excellent, a new thread! No more tarks or short people in this one. Let all the newbies come forth out of the darkness! Or into the darkness *mutters*
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I think you are blind Uruva, look above you and kill it.
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Damn simuls *stabs Tzu with big, sharp sword*
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*stabs Tzu with a small, blunt sword, just to be different*
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*feels stabbed, at any rate*
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Pah, resistance is easy, dude.
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I agree.
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OBS rocks. Her music is - like - so fantastic.
er, bad, terrible, I mean! :/ |
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'His', mind you.
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*Comes in to be short...just to annoy Uruvaaa*
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*kicks it whether it is a dwarf or a baby*
You are going to pay for what I know you've done. |
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I haven't done anything. Innocent as a baby. I blame Ides
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No spam. Especially from elves. Got it.
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*Steps on dwarf baby with one foot and elf pirate with other*
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Sorry to abandon y'all, but what can I say...the opportunity to be Dru was too good to resist.
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*notice not a single new soul above* this is just like the old thread
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 They must be scared or something.
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I think its that smelly tark that has them all running away.
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His/her - all the same thing!
I personally think the lack of newbies comes from the "Mordor recruitment" being in the title. Kids just aren't as evil as they used to be. |
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I know, they are all just foo now. I blame it on Teletubbies.
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I blame it on the correlation between Britain's GDP and the number of rainy days cause that makes me sound intelligent.
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Can I please bite off somebody's finger? Me so hungy :(
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Everything can be blamed on Teletubbies, nasssssty things that they are. |
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OH MY GOD LANDY!
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OH MY GOD LANDY! I love it when people call out my name like that, means i've still got the moves *flex*
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LANDY!
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See... *so suave*
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SILENDRA!... No... wait... I got it... URUVA! Ok... LANDROVER!
LANDY! There we go. |
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Vroom Vroom...
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Landyrovers are always muddy *turns hosepipe on*
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You love me all muddy
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Oh good point, want to wrestle?
Um, I'm sure it'll bring the newbies in *tries to keep on topic* |
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LOL good point
We are wrestling for newbies.... me swears! |
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"Hungy"? Yes, obviously you're just as suave as ever. |
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I was trying to sound cute.... epic fail obviously. It's just not me *dramatic sigh*
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spits on landy...
dun dun dun |
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Ahh.. you spit do you?
Should have guessed really... |
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pfft.... like you never knew! XD
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5 credits on Landy coming out on top in the wrestling match.
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Thanks for the support Hubby!! |
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10 credits on Landy! Sorry, #1 Fan, but she's vicious.
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Yeah, but Landy's pain tolerance is... like... below zero. If you touch her arm she squeals.
5 credits on Star!!! |
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Thanks SIl, I knew I'd get support somewhere!!
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note to any newbies peeking in here: the Witchking is watching you!!! this is Uruva:
Elenna says: I love stalking newbies Elenna says: it's my favorite past time and Elenna says: DOLL YOU ARE GETTING A NEWBIE Elenna says: I will steal her as well Elenna says: [kingdom]* has a newbie I want Elenna says: and so does [another kingdom]* *kingdom names removed to protect secret stealing plans!! it would probably be best just to join and avoid the hassle of Uruva popping up creepily everywhere you go. |
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Hah, and you thought Gecko had her EYE on you.
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I'm not a newbie, so no one is stalking me...I'll sleep better knowing that.
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I am, actually.
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You stalk everyone Sil.
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