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Topic: Too horrible for words.
...but I talk too much, so I still try to explain!
I mentioned an awful Doomsday Weapon I stumbled across recently. You MySpace kids probably know all about it, but us Moldys are still trying to decipher chat-speak. It's like all the powers of Foo at your fingertips. Powers which I shunned and fought against for so long, in my attempts to bring the dream of Tolkien's Middle-Earth to life. My wise co-ruler Eithil finally taught me to stop and I have found something like Data's emotion chip which allows me to simulate Foo... in a carefully-controlled environment, nowhere NEAR IC... ![]() So anyway, enough with serious explanations. Here is Blingie. Have a Blingie. Have fun! Use the power of Blingie for Good and not for Evil. Feel free to share your Plaza-Friendly Blingies here. Once you make a Blingie, go to "Get Code" and pick "Forum 1" to get Plaza BBcode. ![]() Glitter Graphics (Note: the detail and animations are better when you don't throw so many different things onto it -- especially animated things -- as I did) |
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Hehe, internet graffiti.
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ANIMATED graffiti. With a vast searchable library of random decals.![]() Blingie.com |
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I have seen the future -and it is Blingee! AAAAAAAAH!
Perhaps we should start a competition in the People and Races Forum:
LOTR characters as seen through Blingee Eyes!
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![]() William, Bert and Tom ready for their big night at the clubs...or with the clubs... |
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*THUD*
*dead* ![]() Delightfully awful, Beebs. Gah, I'd forgotten how obsessed that animator is with giant schnozzes... |
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I just realized how much William looks like Ozzie....think that was intentional?
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I've been addicted to blingee since Christmas time, it's so much fun being foo at times - and no, that is not a sentence I will be repeating EVER!
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*slowly backs away*
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BB: Bling trolls are the future.
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I just really might open a Blingee Competition in Lore as I suggested earlier. It tickles my fancy. And I'd love to hear the torrent of outraged protest from our more conservative participants.
BTW did I ever tell all that my my nickname is 'Loki"?
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And with that statement - the ever present mystery of the appearance of the master of the frazellator is revealed... ![]() I can't make this stuff up..... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Loki_in_Stories_from_Northern_Myths.jpg |
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*crawls under cabbage leaf and peaks out with bewildered eyes*
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BB:
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halfir: do it, do it, do it: a competition to discover the true Lord of the Blingee! I'm biased by having entirely too much fun with this ridiculous toy. But I can always be coaxed to work a little mischief in the spirit of Loki... even when he's dressed like that!
![]() And those who haven't checked this thread will be as shocked and surprised at halfir being a silly goose as I was myself when this strange icon appeared next to my name. I don't know if that splooshy sound I heard the other day was Númenor sinking, but the world (for me, at least) has become decidedly Bent lately! It can use a little shaking-up, provided that we keep a firm grip on Middle-earth's bedrock, and don't allow our home to follow Beleriand into the sea.Fly: Clearly, even with Blingee, some people have greater art. Yours is actually artistical and looks good... sort of. Bravo! ![]() |
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Oh dear. I've gotten on a roll now.
Continuing the Blingee Annotated Edition of the films... ![]() Make your own Glitter Graphics This makes more sense if you know of the Doom Song from Invader Zim (music warning on that link). |
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Huzzah to Gir's Doom Song and ZIM!
Now, back to hiding away from internet crazes I go!
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Something hobbit-like this way comes.
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Perfect. (And now I should contribute to a REAL lore post, before the Valar haul me off in a straitjacket.)
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http://www.lotrplaza.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=230963
This has turned into a fascinating thread in which your observations would be very welcome.
BUT don't forget the Blingee competition!
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By the way, would someone care to enlighten me further about the frazellator? It was not yet installed when I was haunting Valinor.
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Well, you did ask!
"Frazzelator:
a short gun with a large bore firing many balls or slugs, and capable of doing execution within a limited range without exact aim."
A poem
If you want a frazzle free life
If you want a life of bliss
Hurrry quickly acolytes all And fill a position on our list Those of you who dilly dally
Those who are slothful and remiss Will find the 'frazzleator' unleashed And life will shortly be dismissed Those who join gain unnumbered pleasures
Joy of Eden and of Paradise But those who only shilly shally
Will find that life's not very nice
Yet Another poem
It pains me much (Lord halfir said)
Emitting a heavy sigh,
To see so few now post in here
Perhaps they ought to fry.
Acolytes and neophytes, and sybarites galore
We used to have adoring here
But now the many come no more, What has caused them to disappear?
I fear they've grown complacent
Basking in the Light
And if indeed that is the case
It's time they had a fright. He called his trusty guardsmen
The Frazzleator to prepare
And soon its gleaming muzzle
Was pointing in the air.
Take aim, and fire some warning shots
On those once trusty and true
Who now have fallen from a state of grace
And our ordinances do eschew
A wailing and piteous moaning arose from all of those who saw
Their lackadaisical performance would close forever the door
On the Light Halfirian
Which they could wrong no more.
My object is, Lord halfir said,
With a hint of G&S'ian rhyme,
To make the necessary punishment Fit the egregious crime.
I shall therefore, from this day forth
Without warning, explanation, or sign Treat all backsliding malingerers In ways that are most malign.
Only one respite is offered
To those who repent and re-adore
Do it within these 24 hours
And the Frazzleator shall avoid your door Failure to heed these warning words
Will cause grief and distress
And you will only have yourselves to blame
For getting into such a mess!
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wow i love all this.
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O Master of the Light, forgive me for the paroxysms of terror and dismay that prevent me entering the competition - I think I need to go and have a lie-down in a darkened room instead. Great idea, and all, but I'm getting too old. Loki? (Coyote, Ananse, etc??) - so we have elected a Trickster to oversee the Lore threads I am so confused now I think I I might wander off into the blue and have some mad adventures, all by myself
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Saranna - *stands with wizenened hobbit hands on rumatizzy hips* - as an ordained halfirian elder, I tell you three times - embrace your inner child! Fear not the bling, but welcome the spice that such foolishness brings to the otherwise mundane and prosaic existence of the aged and set in our ways!
Besides...Loki has ways of making you regret you didn't go along with his little schemes...*shudders at the memories* |
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I forgot how crazy things can get on the Plaza...I remember when Sauron was on trial BB I believe you were a reporter at that event.
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"If you immediately know that the candlelight is fire, the meal was cooked a long time ago." -Stargate SG1
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And we must not forget the great courtroom case over Lalia the Great- or Fat!
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I had to give him glasses, without them he looks rather cross-eyed.
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Actually BB and halfir, I don't currently have the technology and may never have the know-how - just look back to the olden days of Imladris and you will see me fooing with the best - - - but excuse me on this one, I think it's a brilliant idea for getting people to actually step into a lore thread - well done.
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Sky Dancer, you and BB and a few others get bonus Awful points for using Bakshi. That one is particularly scary... it looks like it belongs in the original film.
*drumroll* Reminder! The Great Blingee Competition closes today! Get yours in for posterity! Also, I have now begun an archive of Blingees and Other Horribly Tacky Abuses of LOTR. I dug some really gross things up in Amazon, too. ![]() |
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I was going for the whole Legolas hears the call of the gulls theme - shock horror it was based on the text - except for the sun glasses, but trust me, he was sooooo much scarier without them.
I actually think that Orlando Blood got the role because he looks like the cartoon character. I would so put a Hobbit on Board yellow diamond on my car like your drawing has. Great page Tinw
They're Taking the Hobbits To Isengard - You need to watch this every couple of months to remind yourself how wonderfully funny it really is.
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Perfect. (And now I should contribute to a REAL lore post, before the Valar haul me off in a straitjacket.)




They're Taking the Hobbits To Isengard - You need to watch this every couple of months to remind yourself how wonderfully funny it really is.
