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Valinor Quotes
Bearamir:Now that's an interesting mental image: in the Fall you have the
annual "Entish Nudist Colony" in Fangorn.
Idril: Lonely Stump One... Two... Three... Nine? CP, you could start with
giving your Ents basic lessons in Roman Numerals. That's what I call hasty.
PG: Totally agree on all points Id, El, Eo, re Ent id. *g* RPG RSPV ASAP -
BYOB.
Pip:*pokes CP and engwy to put fourth some cents, or pennies, or whatever*
Eo: *gives Pip odd look* they're trees, not piggy banks . . .
Elwing: What is it with you and Antarctica all of a sudden? Prejudiced
against penguins? Don't like -60 degree weather? Never wanted to experience
the thrill of fishing into a little hole in the ice?
Gwaihir: because he is in love with a penguin?
Morme: a penguin..ha haa, me an eagle ! how low would i stoop !
Elwing: Yeah, sure. No problem. King Aragorn has already picked out the
winner anyway. It's this girl named Elwing . He finds her post very funny
and well-written.
Gwai: Thanks for your butt Endy mucho appreciated...daaaaaaaarling.
Elwing to Gwai: Yes, dear...*just attended wedding tonight and learned
those were the two most important words a husband must learn to make his
wife happy .*
Morm: best five I learnt........ " If you say so dear. "
Gwai: welcome endy, anytime.
But next time when you step into our thread : KNOCK !!!! .......
so we can hide the booze.
Endy: okay, er, Rufie is Helm, Helm is Rufie, Arlo is LD, LD is...
*is so confused...*
Eo: ^_^ I think Don Rufie, protoguy, and El Sila should be suspended for
mockery of the Valar . . .
Rufie: *pokes Eo and whispers* Don Rufie already is...
Pip: *the Lord Elrond is smitten by the cuteness of the Shadow in the East,
so just goes pink*
LD: "Dont feed the plants" I'm already fat, but i'd love to be kidnapped.
Indur: The Dark Lord will tickle you until you beg for mercy, Endy. My
wrath will be a glorious and terrible thing to behold.
Banazir: ..And you have my mushrooms! *stands by the hobbit with valor*7
Pip: I'm extremely sane, though currently pre-occupied looking for my pet
sock...*skips off*
Indur: Uru, you will soon find that the conversations taking place here are
ofttimes more silly than those found in the regular plaza. Beware for
sillyness (i.e. Pip)
Uruloki: *Looks around in anticipation of sillyness, he almost decks it as
he is not yet used to the robe*
Pip: *pokes indur* naturally he's never silly...Sir Fluffy...
Rufie: Lets all be kittens dressed as vikings!
PG: AHH!! The wrath of the giant pink teddy bears!! No!!!!
Lor: in conclusion: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
thank you for your time.
Lir: Frizzy-haired young women of the world, unite!!
El: A rant? Ooh! I ADORE rants!
Morme: er whats this thing, hair troubles......... I want hair troubles.....I want hair troubles I want hair.........
Pip: I edited arlo's post to say I have a beautiful nose...i have no idea
why...*pokes nose* i mean, it just makes me look like an evil witch when I
grin...
CP: It's kinda sad the old, divorced artsy guy knew that and the people
closer to the "hip" (ie my) age didn't. Sorry PG.
Morme: he sweet pain of the delete button it is sublime, exquisite.....
and a good way of relieving tensions in the back of your neck !
Pip: that's ok! No need to talk about depression! We could talk about
opression though! Or repression, or transgretion-transgression? There's a
lot of that goes on! We transgress all the time!
Eo: *dryly* We regress, as well.
Pippeness: and congress??? (well almost)
PG: digress
Lir: under duress...
Mormy: I never understood one word of this thread
PG: I'm not impressed
Pippeness: and don't foret Pippeness. .that's one too
Lir: 'Tis true, you confess?
Eo: *in jest* we're well dressed! and under considerable stress! and by
Eru we're blessed! And I need some rest!
Pippeness: hahahahahahahahaessssssss that was the best!
Lir: Anything at Lady Eowyn's request! For your rest, I imagine the Dwarves
will build you a nest! We are the Ladies of the West!
Eo: Might I suggest a good night's rest, at the doctor's behest? Lest your
dress becomes messed on a quest. But I transgress, for at my mother's
request I quit this business, and get my rest, or else she'll get stressed.
But I will return, and post again with zest!
Lir: Ah, it is good that you suggest, but I cannot yet lay my duties to
rest, lest we the spammers should best. However, the Star-queen shall soon
pass to the West, to the tower on Taniquetil's crest, when there are none
for her to contest....
Morme: what is wrong with a bottle of wine and mormegil he would have
cheered you up
Pip: How do you fit Mormegil in a bottle?
MC: The great Chase is having a marshmallow fight...
Bobbit, re valinor password: Yet if we are changing the password; I wouldst
suggest IWORSHIPLEBOB, to be the next one.
Clam: Bob - "big ugly photos which take a long time to download bore the Rulers. When the Rulers get bored they get angry. When they get angry they kill people".
Indur: BTW, i just lost 10 points because my computer posted the previous post 11 times, and i had to delete 10, AAARGH. I could have named myself Fluffybunny for the same price, what horror!
Rufie: Are we grumps? Or are we men? Sleep! Sleep, I shout to the people.
So that our mornings, or maybe those of our children -or our children's
children- may one day be called good.
PG: I was once known as Dances in Underwear
Pip: Glory glory what a holiday it's been! glory, glory what a holiday it's
been! Glory, glory what a holiday its been and we don't want to go ho-o-ome!
*Sits down with a start, looking totally confused. Puts glasses on and
stares at the wall.* I really do not have the foggiest idea where that
came from! I was going to write a serious reply, and then I just absolutely
had to type that!
Idril (to bobbit): See, I am already eviscerated - in fact, being this skinny is not
healthy at all. Thy scorching words pass through my phantom body, and
shouldst thou cleave my neck, thou shalt find it to be as smoke beneath thy
blade. For I cannot be killed by any man, and although you may be wearing a
dress, I'm not falling for that old trick
Gil: sadly, we can not put "have a sense of humour" in the FAQ !
Morme: I've got a bit left to spare if anyone wants some.1
Endy: okay, don't freak out guys. am just being too curious for my own good. so at the moment we have two Aragorn Kings at the moment...
Phil, i am sorry for being too playful, but i tried switching races just to know what will happen. have tried it in the Ent race but a prompt told me that it won't be possible, as i am either a Ruler or an Admin and changing races will automatically make me Ruler. and so i thought when i try it in other races that same message should appear. but it didn't.
Eru: Hahahahaha
Endy: Phil, you had accidentally gave me a thousand more points. even i am too overwhelmed by the number.
Pip: The Gondor Ambassy, the Gondorians way of teaching the hobbits how not to spell...
Endy: yep, this Hoppit does agree.
Pip: YOUR movie?! My movie! gimme my movie back! *batters MC round the head with a nearby penguin*
MC: Inplace of a dark Pip you will have a MC, not a penguin but beautiful! *turns green and penguin runs away in fear*
Elwing: I think I need [my icon]changing too. I don't want to give everyone a heart attack the next time I submit a poem in the poetry forum.
Minstrell: *Code blue, code blue people, we have a male Tolkien enigma without pulse here*
MC: Did I miss something really shocking or is it suddenly random that Le Bob has decided to talk/type normally?
Idril: *faints*
Bobbit: Hold thy forked tongues, ultracrepidarians, lest I uncover my tome of neologisms and beshrewings, and gratingly impart them onto thy sordid sensoria.
PG: Resizing and color-correcting is cake.
Endy: ooohh, cake...
Bear: Sometimes, despite our best efforts, some people just can't "play well with others, and run with scissors." When that happens, you have no choice but to evict them from the sandbox, or take away their weapon, and/or tie their shoelaces together....
Elwing: Note to self: Never, ever, ever mention delete buttons and Dr. Pepper in Valinor again ! Contains active ingredients, highly flammable, and exerts magnetic attraction upon Elves and Mordorians.
El: *realizes this ruler stuff is harder then it originally looked*
Pip: *grins wickedly*
(next post)Pip: er...I've forgotten why i was grinning wickedly...
El: *makes note to come to Valinor more often, mostly so Rufie and Pip don't make her feel stupid in chats*
Elle:*Pops head out from under metaphorical pillow and nods before burrowing back under it*
Pip: *throws tact out the window and spits on it*
Elle: I'm sure it's Bob. If it's not, Iâ'll..... er.... eat my hat? *looks around for a hat*
El: *hands Elle her pointy hat* I should warn you, I'm rather attatched to it though...
Pip: ah well, if she's attached to it, eat her too, elle...
El: *backs away from Pip warily.*
Elle: *cries* My innocent little poke has become corrupted!!!
Uru: *Bows before Pip* you are ever the lady.
Pip: 'cept when I was the man...
Uru: So that is why you shave!
Rufie: I told you... groveling works much better than poking!
Pip: *places hands on hips and glares at rufie* are you denying the way of the elves? YOU MUST DIE!!!! *calms down* we demand....a shrubbery!
Ban: I suppose it should be a very nice shrubbery?
Pip: yes. and not too expensive.
Peeg: With a nice white fence?
Eru: For all the poking I indeed think I deserve a nice shrubbery and expect to receive one through mail!
Pip: *....came all the way from rivendell to read ’yay!’*
Pip: *giggles* pg gave elle a sponge bath...
Pip: Este edit: *plays with odd look. takes it to park to play on the swings*
Bobbit: Master Endy, I second your temporary absence; you really sound emotionally instable. I mean, you’re confused, sarcastic, happy, unhappy, sad, humble and serious in one post.
Eru: Also, if this RA madness continues the server will explode from all the laughter!
PG: Ah, it’s just nice to have all of you here with me in the Land of Odd. Group therapy is good
Eru: Holy Monkey! Nice list......
Morme: I’m still a dammed chicken.....oooh I hate you PG
Morme: Well done Endy. could do with some help on the old intelligence meter in here. Its hard work with some of these dinosaurs.....
Elle: Says the chicken...
Nienna Edit: I welcome you to the Emerald City...
Elrond Edit: We’re off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz!
Nienna Edit: POPPIES!!!!
Elrond Edit: Erm... *blinks*
Pip: May your lovely black mail never rust, or start to sprout daisies.
Elle: What about buttercups? I think buttercups would work well....
Indur: Don’t you just love the Powerpuff girls... (Don’t tell the minions I said this)
Pip: I’m rather fond of lilies...or tulips?
Indur: Thanks, dear (says Sauron to Rose Cotton)
Ban: But of course! Anytime. (says Rose Cotton to Sauron)
Bear: Now that was a surrealistice exchange...I believe
Lor: *brain gets confused and starts doing the polka*
Eru: Glomping, huggling? Perhaps these things should be added to a FAQ as well. I know neither the origin nor the meaning of these terms. Can someone explain this to me before Eru looks like a jack-ass in public.....
Eru: Get back out there and fight!
Elle: *blinks* Mathen’s a girl!? *blushes*
Nienna edit: I’d like to second that...*blinks*
Galadriel edit: I’ll third it! *blinks also*
Este Edit: I’ll fourth it! *joins in blinkfest*
Pip: deary me, we’re in danger of turning into the teletubbies!
El: Aww PG is pretty! Well not really... but still!
Pip: It’s great, on a thursday Mormy and Peeg dress in women’s clothes and dance around the halls of mandos. always fun.
PG: Nah Morme, I’m Dopey, unless I am Goofy, then you can be Dopey. Unless you’d rather be Sleazy. He was their cousin
PG: Shhh...I’m a dopey donkey
El: Wow, that’s like 1/2 a thread of talking to yourself...
Pip: Oh no Elle, it works out perfectly! Ally can have your body, Rufie and I will continue to stay in your head, and the three of us will throw loud, drunken parties every night!
Anyone care to do my antony and cleopatra essay for me?
Elle: *laughs* No drunken parties in Elle’s head! Unless she’s invited of course
Rufie: *tosses a hankie at Elwing and hides* don’t blame meee, blame the walls! The walls!
Indur: Pink is good, pink is nice (except when it involves the walls of Barad-Dur). Gawd, those were the days. That was my cave-troll-period, and there was nothing like a good peasant bashing. I do remember getting stabbed in the behind by a pitchfork-wielding peasant lady....
No seriously, pink is cool. Only, the white tower of ecthelion sounds rather silly, if your tower is pink.
Mathen: *Is hugging his walls protectively.*
Bear: (To Pg) I would never start a thread even hinting at who had the biggest ...[body part] in Middle-earth. Eru only knows where that conversation would lead...
Pg: If by my life or my points I can aid you, I will.
Ban: Hannibal Lecter was a psychiatrist. Not a dentist.
PG: Then I was lying in bed and just before I fell asleep it hit me - Palantiri!
Rufie: *g* that sounds very painful!
Indur: These kind of threads are exactly why Valinor should be hidden from the eyes of mortals.
Rufie: But how about nudging, prodding and pushing? Are those still ok?
Indur: You’re hopeless.
Rufie: No, no, I’m Abby. See? In my signature. Now say it with me... "Abby"... "Abby"
Pip: *giggles* you de-activated your signature for the post you said look at it in, hopeless
Elle: We’re hopeless, and that’s why you wuvus!
Indur: Waybe, Welle, wut wi will wever well wou.
Elle: *odd look* You scare me sometimes Indur
El: No worries, methinks Rudhelin shall take care of any who voyage into his restaurant, and we will all have fun watching..
Elle: Oh my.... perhaps I should warn the poor buggers...
El: Now that I think of it, it would only be fair...
Ban: When I had left my house for a while, and my Furby was still fairly new... I had put the noisy thing in a corner facing the wall. Forgetting it was there, I came back into my darkened room and turned on the light. There was a very loud "WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" and I nearly had a heart attack
Indur: Banazîr, PLEASE tell me you don’t own such a monstrosity. With an army of those, you could easily conquer Mordor. The minions would flee at the first "WHEEEEE!"
Pip: Protoguy, this is a worldwide forum with different timezones, you can’t expect everyone to be on at once and also, they might not see your questions! Don’t be so impatient!
*giggles*
Ally: *takes the sock and gasps* PG gave Ally a sock! Ally is freee! *bounces off to find "freedom" in her chemistry* gah! I’m on the plaza again!
Elwing: Endy, really. I know you’re just dying of jealousy to be me, but somewhere along the way you’re going to have to accept yourself for who you are. Not everyone can be a noble, handsome king. There’s a place in the world for cute, fat little Hobbits too
Uru: Cute me?? How dare you say such things Evenstar!!!! I am rugged and evil looking, If i had form it would swarthy and perhaps sweaty.....
Morme: lalalalalalalala pokes glomps and whatevers..........lalalalalalala
Elle: ...you have no idea how disturbing that is....
Eo: ^_^ ooooh, a new Witchking to freak out, yay! *grins* er, that is, welcome Grishnak!! ^_^ Hope you have a sufficiently wacky time in Valinor to frighten any fear of the Valar out of you completely . . .
Ally: well Endy... you know these tights and underpants on the outside thing would look so good on you *has a mind to take them off and give them to Endy*
Achoo: Don’t worry Phil — think of it this way: there’s no possible way we can burn the Plaza down
Elle: ....True - we haven’t quite managed to figgure that one out yet
Indur: Just trying to help. If you don’t like, you can go sit and sulk on Taniquetil, oh brother mine.
Morme: You never could stand Manwë being nicer than his brother could you. Go twiddle your Voids.........
Indur: I’m just ashamed my brother is a bird, that’s all...
Morme: Er have you noticed your chain ( icon ) has a crack in it ? You were always the weakest link in the Ainur.
Indur: It’s not a crack, it’s a Tattoo. How many times do i have to say that?
If you think I’m the weakest link, you wanna do a trivia contest? We’ll see who’s the weakest link then (yes we will, preciousss)
Morme: Yes Melkor was always good at trivia. It’s when he came to the important things he screwed up
..... "and Manwë said unto Melkor..This kingdom thou shalt not take for thine own,wrongfully,for many others have laboured here no less than thou......."
Indur: *As soon as Manwë started speaking again, Melkor put his fingers in his ears, and began singing loudly. Manwë continued speaking....*
...But the discord of Melkor rose in uproar and contended with it, and again there was a war of sound more violent than before, until many of the Ainur were dismayed and sang no longer, and Melkor had the mastery.
Morme: Shall they call Melkor Lord while Manwë sits upon Taniquetil ?
PG: *Looking sternly in his rear view palantir, Oromë says sternly:*
Oromë: Don’t make me reach back there!
Melkor: He started it!
Manwë: Nu uh! He started it!
Oromë: Well, I’m gonna finish it if you don’t knock it off.
*The two naughty Gods continue to punch each other*
Oromë: I will turn this Plaza around and go straight home!
Morme: Blows down Orome’s Valorama..........
PG: Okay, you’re going the right way for a smacked bottom.
Pip: I have deleted all prejudiced, unfair and discriminating posts in this thread and declare it CLOSED. ANY POSTS BEYOND THIS POINT SHALL BE DELETED.
Pip: OMG! I closed the wrong thread!! *dies* right, i’ll take that post to the correct thread now...
Elle: *giggles* Peeg... you turned Luthy into Pip...
Indur: PG, if you think these sweety little bubblegummers here are gutter minded, you’ve definately not been in enough chats with me.
Pip: Have fun Indur! hmmm...*thinks of ways to damage the plaza while indur’s gone. ponders along the lines of persuading minions to poke people in every post*
Uru: Pip, Do not even think about it.
PG: Okay - me no humor guy again today - juss ignorr mee
Uru: Elle, Hug PG quick.......
Elle: *Hugs Peeg*
Elle: *blinks* I probably shouldn’t get into the habit of spontaniously obeying Sauron should I....
Uru: Yes you should.....
PG: *GlomptacklessloppycheekkissesUru* There, happy?
Tinny: Okay, who has the pink paint??
Lai: All the pink paint is locked away in MT to keep Arteris from painting the kingdom pink again, but Uru has a pink trycicle.
Uru: Not anymore Laie, Grishnak inherited that when he put the black robes on.......
Grish:I inherited a what??? *runs off too look...
Indur: Why, Eru why, is my name attached to this thread....
Uru: Because you are FOO FOO really.......
Indur: DIEEEEEE!
The Furby God WILL strike back. And he won’t be nice.
Uru: *Runs away* NNNOOOO Not the furby god.........
Pip: *dies laughing and bows to worship the furby god*
El: *stomps on frontpage* Dear girl, Bill Gates in the anti-christ!
Elle: I’d be rather disturbed were he in the Anti-Christ....
Bear: *Here Dwarvie, Dwarvie, Dwarvie*
Pip: *frowns and sniffs* no-one says a word about how I might be feeling...*sniffles* my new husband’s dating a hobbit who’s the daughter of one of my previous’ incarnation’s daughter!
Endy: (on welcoming Lai to Vali) and btw, be careful with these guys. you think you’re insane enough? wait till you spend a week or so here in Vali and you will discover how wrong you can be...
Morme: and thats from someone who eats cabbages !
Bear: Now I ask you, what is a sensible Hobbot supposed to do with them? Lawn Bowl, play Croquet, make Jack-O-Lanterns, or create Edible Palantirs?
Elle: Who said anything about sensible?
Luthy (while Indur's name was bunny-wunny): indur, much as i like the heck out of you, i got to say, i’m having a hard time taking those chains seriously with the bunny wunny name. maybe PG should add some fluff to the chains?
Elen Sila: I am going to be devestated that I can’t start a Bunny-Wunny/Arlo’s eyebrows fan club...
Marina: Hmm, I’m the one that is posting psychopathic toilets in Valinor and you have the silly mood Luthy?
Ally: Thankee Indur, ever the hitman [Galadriel edit: *cough* no... I did not just call Indur hot]
Arlo: I’ve not yet mastered the Valinorean-joke technique *g*
PG: Hehe, timing.....is ....everything.That and voice inflection and tone
Indur: And the joke itself can also be pretty important, sometimes...
PG: Hehehe. I want to have [my statue] made out of Spam as a symbol of my eternal quest to eradicate it.
Rufie: *grabs a spork and runs at Peeg* mwahahaha
Achoo: So where is the statue of Treebeard going to be?....
PG: Hold on - stand still......there it is!
Indur (to loki): Heehee, welcome back, Little one. Now if you would kindly take your beard in hand, we have some cobwebs in the corners.
Ban: ......Joy.
I am harnessing my chi.
I am harnessing my chi.
I am harnessing my chi.
*meditates*
Sere: *blinks* Isn’t chi, a kind of tea, or maybe that’s chai...
Ban: I don’t think I’d harness my chai... hmm...
Lai: Lai will wait for Grish to be kidnapped then they can sneak out of the dungeon and climb to the top of Orthanic to dance in the pale moonlight!
Hoya: So where do I go to get my Queen back? I’ve got a dead Poppin’ Fresh that needs to be delivered Post-Haste.
Lana: Post-Haste©?? Where?? *brings out her large spam-slicing axe, ready to kill all hasty posts*
Elen Sila: Hoya, you’ll have to sit tight, Laie’s the first part of our collection, we’re not ready to give her up yet... And, well, we wanted a LIVE Poppin Fresh so you’re in trouble...
PG: Yeah, but he’s dough, so he’ll rise again
Hoya: Trust me, I did him a favor - He was getting crusty and stale.
Besides, the money was right - and I kneaded the dough.
And what exactly did you think would happen when the Flame of the West came into contact with the Star of the Yeast?
El: *El looks to Mirluin, Mirluin looks to El, they mind message Wedgie then turn to Marin, raise their eyebrows and grin*
Mirluin: So - we’ve got Arwen, Rose Cotton, and Durin the Deathless in the dungeon, doing the wedgie dance. whose next?
Elle: Poor Arlo... he hasn’t even managed to get in here yet and your all planning on kidnapping him!
Sere: We are so good at welcoming him.
El: *Does an ultra fast version of the Wedgie Dance in her merriment* Woop Woop! We’ve got Arlo!!
Arlo: El, because you kidnapped me I was forced to kill Legolas from afar by dropping an anvil on him. So now Ally’s mad at me for ruining her Orli-world! Gah!
Ally: Resurrect Orli and kiss his feet while proclaiming him to be a God amongst elves and I might just consider rescuing you
Arlo: Ahem.. no. I will somehow find I way to rescue myself thank you very much.
Luthy: [Yet another obnoxious Yavanna Edit: WOOP WOOP]
Mirluin: Mirluin staggers into the room. "We just bagged Lanahar har har. We did it! A full set of Rulers, all in the dungeon of Orthanc, dancing the wedgie!" She looks up towards Eru. "Do we get a set of steak knives?"
El: We should get THREE sets of steak knives! WOOP WOOP!
Ally: *pushes Elle aside* Now this is how you do Oliver Twist!
*walks over to PG, bowl in hand and those oh so sad puppy eyes* Please sir... can I have some more? *sniffleholdupbowlforpoints*
Luthy: bursts into song...
allyver, allyver, never before has a girl wanted more...
oh, hey, wait a minute...*stops singing and joins Ally an upraised bowl and puppydog eyes of her own, then whispers to Ally* it’s a show of force, don’t you know? how could he resist all of us?
Arlo: *drops a piece of cheese with green stuff all over it in Luthy and Ally’s bowls and nods wisely*
[timeloop: *wears mithril sunglasses to protect himself from feminine charmes*]
[Obnoxious Yavanna edit: Scaredy cat!]
[Elrond edit: Want some more cheese? *offers basket o’ cheese*]
PG: Bah! I am impervious to your feminine wiles...
*Doles out 2000 points to Elle and Ally and Luthy* Meh...
Arlo: Elle, are you trying to delve into the depths of Ally’s mind? Baaad idea *points at dust and cobwebs*
Ally: Yippee! *Cheers at Phil and rolls eyes at Arlo* I live in Elle’s head so her mind is just as dirty as mine *gets the duster out* can I borrow your vacuum?
Elwing (about suspensions threads): When we get to XXX, can we have a party and just randomly suspend people?
El: Whoa... why is Arlo an unknown? [Elrond edit: There was no Dawn... for Elrond]
Rosie: Until we get updated software for the silly Mac, I can’t FTP, so that might be the missing link, but I thought I’d double check. Thanks for helping the newbie!
Arlo: Well, if you give your bio to *cough* someone with a normal computer, they can put it up for you
Far: Hey, Eyebrows, I gots a Mac too!
Arlo: Wow... Mac’s invading Valinor. *runs around screaming*
Marin: Join the club, Rose and Far! Macs all the way!
[Elrond edit: Mac is a synonym for... DOOOOOM]
Far: Alright, the Mac revolution has begun!! Soon no one will be able to hyper-link anything on the Plaza!
Marin: Then so be it, Arlo! I would the world hadn’t formed a conspiracy against the Macs, but we will fight to the bitter end! Who will stand at my side when Macs and PCs battle?
Sauron: Not I. Macs suck. Email your Bio to me Rose and I’ll put the blighter up for ya’s.
Far: Marin, you have my puffy eyes.
Arlo: Hey! This is a rip-off of MY Council! I’m sueing!
Far: Arlo, I just checked- there was no mention of any "puffy eyes" at your counsel. And isn’t "suey" what people in Arkansas say to call to hogs or their football team?
Arlo: Hah! But the famous "Rohirrim have a King that looks like a weasel" is most definitely from my council! Besides... I do not remember any Rohirrim present there that were energetic enough to get their lazy butts over there and recall what was and what was not said.
PG: Yeah! Macs are great! They can...umm...with a Mac you can....uhhh...errr....tell me again why they’re so good?
Far: Alright Peeg, here’s a list of why Macs are so great:
1- They’re associated with a fruit, which is very healthy.
2- Said fruit has a bite taken out of it on the Mac symbol, which encourages kids to stop eating junk food and eat better.
3- Did I mention the apple-thingy yet?
4- *stares blankly at screen*
5- *walks away muttering*
There! Any more proof needed, hmm?
PG: Oooh, apples..yes. I am converted!!
Sauron: Mac = cheap plastic coat to ward of rain and wind, never works.
Mac = cheap plastic box to do computing on, never works.
Far: Um, Sauron did you read my list of 5 very valid and sound reasons as to why Macs are so great?
Sauron: Yeah, I read it. I assumed you were still sleepy and talking nonsense again.
Arlo: Maybe it was his inner-Mac talking...
BB: Faramirr - Welcome to Valinor- just think of this as a typical teacher’s lounge, without that pervasive old pickle and dead mouse smell, and you have the idea immediately. It’s all the same thing- complaints about the students, a few eccentrics wandering around having sniffed too much spirit master fluid in their early days of teaching, and subsequently have a few brain cells that have gone fishing, permanently, and the younger crowd that hangs at the Coke machine and talks about the weekend. Just join in the insanity- and have fun.
Ban: Confusing! Faramirr was Theoden with Eowyn’s picture. Faramirr isn’t Faramir, and isn’t even in Gondor... but is Theoden King with Theoden’s face now...
Luthy: Phil, please promote Sauron to the rank of Sauron, again!! He has managed to become "Unknown", lost all his powers and access to Valinor.... Notice how lovely and quiet it is in here?
BB: Scratches head - what a careless fellow - first he loses the ring, now he loses himself.
Is this any way to run an evil Empire? (Just teasing you, MO - Wubbies)
Elwing:
And if you require, I will tell PG my whole Plaza history. He’s the only one who has been around long enough to remember it; well, him, Pip, and Indur:
I poked Indur in the butt with my pitchfork Troll Bane after he told me that the walls of Minas Tirith were pink (and they really were pink at that time!) because he threw peasants (something I was at the time) against the walls and it was their red blood rolling down the white walls that made them pink.
I remember being in a thread with PG where he was poking some Orc named minime. PG said that Gondorians wanted to rule the world and I was defending them. Morrandir was there too, I remember.
PG used to visit the pubs in MT. I had a castle in MT. He and Osse wanted to put Morme on trial, and they took Huan into custody. i kicked someone in the (um, loin) and got Huan out of the courtroom.
There was a hunt PG was hosting. The quarry turned out to be Ringwraiths. Huan deserted me. I was wounded. PG carried me back to Cair Loriatha and Morme found me there the next day.
The day that Laie turned into a Gondorian, she says I was sitting on Morme’s lap.
PG told me some awful story about him and his cousin playing in a Louisana graveyard and seeing the legs of dead people. All the skin was rotted off, but the socks were still there.
Elle helped Morme to know how to get the background to remain stationary on the web pages while the text still scrolled down.
I told Annolori how disappointed I was that Morme was elected king when I thought I should get it.
My first story in PaFF was about Frodo Gamgee and his make-believe game against the spiders of Mirkwood (will have to look in the early threads of the PaFF forum for this ).
PG thought I was a male at first.
Elwing: *Hops around in the straight jacket WD stuck on her*...Heehee, I’m was right! I’m not crazy! I’m not crazy!...*runs from doctors in little white coats* I’m not! I’m not! Elle says so!!!! Ah! H....EEE....LLLLL....PPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!
PG: And I think I thought every girl was a male at first
Elle: ...the implications of that is kinda scary there, Peeg
PG: Tell me about it - I wasn’t too up on my Sil at the time and Elwing seemed like a masculine name, as did El Sila (El is masculine in spanish) All these names always throw me for a loop - I’ve learned to check first ..... most times
Elwing: Yeah! He deserves to be in the straight jacket, not me! *says Elwing, running past*. all males were females first, not the other way around!
Elwing: *draws self up imperiously...err, despite straight jacket*...and what may I ask is masculine about Elwing? Is that not the name of the mother of Elrond? And may I remind everyone that El Sila doesn’t even come from the Sil. It comes from FOTR. Gandalf said it in front of the doors of Moria!
[Gandalf Edit: Yay! Go Elwing! You tell that silly horsey what’s up!]
Arlo: My mother is gender-confused?
Elwing: Bah! I am not! It’s only a certain Rider that is...* slaps son around* You respect your mother or I’ll tell your father on you and he’ll...well, he’ll do something, so there!
Arlo: *snort* My father is flying a ship around with some tacky jewel ducttaped to his forehead.
*whispers* you forgot to shave this morning, Elwing... *points at fluffy beard*
Elwing: *Feels along side of chin*. I did not! What do you know, halfwit? You took after your father’s side of the family. Otherwise you wouldn’t be a pruneface. *Walks away with bearded chin held upright regally.*
Elwing: I didn’t know Orlando Bloom wore a bra....though I can’t say I find it very surprising.
Mir: Yay! I am not the only confused one in Valinor! Yippee!
Marin: Lookin’ good, El!! Like your shiny staff. Now all you gotta do is walk around, blind people with your shiny new robes and then say dramatically "I come back to you now...at the turn of the tide..." And try not to break out in giggles then, rather look wise and grave. *nods wisely and looks around, calling* Anyone else need stage directions?
El: *laughing smilie* Marin! Think they’d appreciate that here at my law firm? Well actually, Lurch, Esq. does have a copy of RotK on his desk...
PG: She was driving El batty. Not a long trip mind you..
[Gandalf Edit: Ahem, right. We’ll talk about that later mister.]
Peeg (edit):[Yay!! It worked!!]
El (edit)[Brat]
Peeg (edit)[Meee?>]
El (Edit)[Uh huhhh>]
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Elwing: How about "sent to the spice mines of Kessel"?
PG:"Scoured" might be cool.
Loki: ...Loki’d means disappeared into nothingness LOL
Indur: Declared Void...
Elle: ...Woven? hehe
Ban: Tried to think of one that could relate to tears. Baha.
Wept Away.
Elwing: Elberethed?
Mo (Sauron): My welcome mat is gonna be worn through. Great to have you aboard though Rosebud.
Don’t listen to anybody who say’s that Valinor is slightly bonkers. It’s simply not true. It’s like an initiation thing where they try and get you to act all weird and then later on they’ll keep dragging it up and teasing you with it.
>WD edit: Naaah Morgy they only do that to you!<
We’re all eminently sane and thoroughly proper... Tomato.
Sere: Mo... are you implying that we’re all tomatoes? *thinks she missed something important about Vali’s anatomy*
Mo: But you are though... I know it. You are you are you are. I know I know I know. Ho ho ho.
BB: Ummmm...takes Dark Lord off to the side - you DO know that tomato is an old fashioned compliment for a well endowed good-looking female type, don’ t you?
Mo:... and so I’ve ended up complimenting someone. Great. *watches ebil image leave by the nearest exit*
[Sere edit: You really aren’t doing very well on the whole being ebil factor today *patpat* Welcome to the nice side of the world!]
[Daeron edit: For some reason I thought your new icon was a hot dog on a grill... *shakes head*]
[Elrond edit: It isn’t?]
Luthy: Welcome, Rosebud! Don’t mind them, they’re all silly. Elwing, of course, is the sane one (see, Elwing, told you I wouldn’t tell anyone. am I forgiven?), and PG will do his utmost best to convince you that he is the voice of reason, just placate him like the rest of us do, it would be cruel to shatter his illusions.
Eru: Sere, welcome to full adminhood. Enjoy all your new little buttons and gadgets. You can now suspend me and do other strange things to my account that all new admins always seem to enjoy
Ally: Tis a nice icon Sere... but I’ll forever call you Lor Ack... many icon changes, Sere is Lor, but Sere was Rose, now Rose is Rose, who is Sare, Loki is CP and Anno is Loki, WD is WK, who was Sauron, who is Sauron, who was Uru, who was WK who is WD... *falls over twitching*
Arlo: No, Sere is Lor, no Rose is Rose through Sare, whereas Sare was also Rose. *g*
Ally: Did I not say that? *gives Arlo and his mumbo jumbo an odd look and pats him on the head* Yeees... and we’ve all learnt an important lesson, which is... *runs away*
Marin: *makes notes with her pencil whirring over the paper to Ally’s speech on who is who. waits eagerly to hear Ally’s conclusion...but she runs away. blinks. her lip starts to quiver and she breaks down bawling* Now....now I *sob* I’ll never pass th-the exams!
Ally: *does the mind speak thing to Marin* Bribe me and I’ll give you an A... remember it’s not what you know, it’s who you bribe
Arlo: *waves excitedly at Anno* Welcome to Vali, Anno!
He’s going to be Balin? But that means he’s... dead. Opposed to the Deathless =/
[Balin Edit: Not dead, technically. I’m a Dwarf Wraith. Why should Men have all the fun? ]
[Elrond edit: Ah... you serve the disembodied fluffy bunny of Doom?]
[Balin Edit: Yes, but don’t tell her. She’s big-headed enough as it is.]
Mo: Nothing wrong with being dead Arlie. [Elrond edit: From your point of view *g*] Welcome to Valinor Anno. Here you will discover the truth of the Plaza, that the loonies truly do run the asylum.
BB: Anno - Welcome to Valinor. Here you receive all of the rewards for the hours of dedication you have put in -- the opportunity to go stark raving bonkers along with the rest of the "loonies" (thanks for THAT, Dork Lard).
Elwing: Did you know the excuse, "my brother did it" dates all the way back to the original Thomas? It’s beginning to gain as much notoriety and humorous indifference as the "dog ate my homework" one.
Bear: *Cue Rod Serling’s voice*
You’re traveling through another dimension -- a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of Middle-earth whose boundaries are that of imagination. That’s a signpost up ahead: your next stop: the Valinor Zone!
You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension: a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You’re moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things, ideas and non sequetor.
You’ve just crossed over into... the Valinor Annex to....Twilight Zone.
BB and Arlo: Arrrlllooo - behind you..... [Elrond edit: *points* I see small people...]
Bear: Ebil Ring: Wicked, tricksy, false!. Won’t let the Dark Lord delete his own posts, My Preciousssss!
Pip/Arlo/Pip: *has vanity issues. feels like kicking him* anyway, he’s been bugging me...can I kick him? *g* [Elrond edit: Would not singing to him be equally painful? *g*][*a loud bleep covers what Pip says to Arlo*]
Pip: since when was Melkor unsung though? *g*
Elwing: Never mix up strings of curses, expletives, Orcs caterwauling, tortured Elves crying for mercy, and Men screaming in terror with singing.Two totally different things, I can assure you
Sere: Ally. . I’ll still give you a few opportunities to sacrifice me, should the chat gods be angry with you again.
Ally: The chat gods are always angry... *casts a scared look around the room and finds something pointy*
Pip: *g* I don’t know what to say in the email...
PG: "Congratulations - you never screwed up!"
Pip: he’s been warned, yelled at, stamped on, beaten with sticks, all in a generously educational way, he should’ve learnt his lesson now.
Pip: ooh, thanks Viv, did not see this thread! *pip the little duckling toddles off after Viv to whatever vali thread she’s going to next*
Viv: lol Pip. I think I finished checking Val alredy. You can go to MT with me if you want.
Pip: *shuffles after, quacking merrily all the while*
Pip: *continues to sniffle* it won’t let me though! *kills eo and takes the ability to award points for herself* it’s mine i found it! my birthday present, my own, my preciousssss
erm, ok, yes, I’m really gonna go to bed now! *gollum slinks after smeagol, who is dashing to bed*
MC: Poep! *tries out new dutch word*
Le Bob: Hail and welcome back, fair ladyship! My eye has missed long the splendour of thee, my Calypso.
Pip: *eeps*
Pip: /evcdj/sdhcjshdb/ckjhdbcdk} you mean this isn’t the usual way to talk?
CP: as[ritjaspfgoas=w=-w09i4tk,sd’gms, Pip.
I mean, I don’t talk like that.
Le Bob: Ich bin fertig
CP: no, thanks. I’ve already eaten.
Lorelei: *this spammer spotted by remy* <- i promised to give him credit.
Viv: Will take over the government and open telecommunications market to private companies.... that way I’ll get high speed connection! May take a couple of months though. Revolutions are not started in a week.
Pip: enslave the local men and bend them to your will, that’ll help!
PG: If you need reinforcements or just someone who can draw a little to make some cool protest posters, just let me know
Pip: and if you want a chain of office to knock people out weith, I’ve got one!
Osse: *gets out old ELP podium with original badger bite marks, bits of netting, scratchings and mace marks on it, and an original stuffed badger on stick. Stares at badger and realises that it is probably somewhat after it’s best before date, so sells it to a nearby hobbit instead.* Um, anyone got a fresh badger?
Pip: *pulls one from behind her, smiling sadly* I always have one on hand.
Pip: *amused* the insulting, rude and arrogant idiot likes me!
Elwing: *Takes the reluctant eagle by his beak and begins gouging spammy little Dwarves with it!*
Gil: I’ll try, but my head feels very stuffy, and I don’t have much inspiration ...
Morm: take a pad and a pencil go sit in the garden with a nice cool long drink look across at Mount Blanc inspration will come and the germs will go. Trust me
Isembard: Or more will come ?
Pip: *armies of marching germs approach Gil in the garden*
Isembard: She’s inside now...safe, for the moment...they will find a way in, somehow...
Bob: I have been voted as new Über-Eru. This means I will have the possibility to suspend any member without any reason, I can create and efface forums and may flame at everyone. I can also alter the frame and insert the so-called Bob-style in it.
Morm: Phil next urgent request is for you to provide a * sick bucket * on the plaza please !!!!!
Pip: she is the cat’s mother. I’m the cat...
Elwing: The people on this Plaza aren’t idiots...oh, fine, some of them are
Pip: i had a tentative go with a small hammer and a delicate chisel, but alas he was not to be swayed from being a prat. have fun!
Bob: I do not babble, I fill the sky with sound of arcane knowledge and ancient lore, Wow. I was talking about the WC-pages.
Bob: Bah, come on slothful sons of lobsters, I need answers!
Pip: er...*drags Eo off fence and back into garden?*
Pip again: *realises eo wasn’t on fence. drags Lor instead*
Lor: *glares at pip and goes to sit on the fence again*
Pip: *bleats gothically at Lor, whilst chewing cud pitifully*
El: Tell Rufie she’s a poopy
Pip: *pokes El for not being male* you keep confusing me! *plaintive voice*
El: Sorry Pip, you will have to forgive me for not making an effort to remedy that though!
Pip: what does DSL stand for, anyway?
Engwy: Drooling Sniggering Laughers
Pip: yes. thanks engwy. most helpful.
Protoguy: We're just a bunch of kids and kids at heart to get to play at being demi-gods or whatever it is we are.
[Mir edit: Me a demi-god? Not until I have THE RING!! GIVE ME THE HOTDOG!!!]
[Sauron edit: It's my hotdog and you're not having it!]
Bear: And I was hoping he would "bait the Bear" one last time. It has been a very long time since I rampaged amuck. I think it would be therapeutic.
Anno: *chuckles* Pathetic little male-anatomy-part.
Pip: *innocent look* adam's apple?
Mo: War *du du, huh, du du* Yeah! What is it good for? Killing lots of Elvsis. Say it again yeah.
War *du du, huh, du du* Yeah! What is it good for? Killing lots of Elvsis. Louder
War *du du, huh, du du* Yeah! What is it good for? Killing lots of Elvsis.
Enough of that. What of this war. I want to trade a few public insults first and then send the oliphaunts in two by two (hurah, hurah). A few raids on unsuspecting elvsis. maybe one or two threads (army training, etc) then, send the main force in and do what minions do best. Write poetry, no, thats not right, hang on *watches TTT* feast on man flesh? H/O. Pointly eared elven princling?
KILL YOU ALL. Mwahahaha.
Ally: Happy new year ^_^ Death to the virus'! Death to the minions! Death to the Ball! Oops... I mean, started the ball.
Ally: *had a strange dream once where she dressed up as catwoman and framed Laie for murder*
Ally: While the thought of having to moniter four active war threads makes me want to jump out the window and run for the hills, I'm willing to give it a go.
Ally: It's not mine! I swear! It's him! Ai! Ai! My spammer hammer hath come to life and will kill us all!
Ally: Ok then, Mo may be bringing his minature heroes, aka the dwarves, to battle. So it can be Lorien/Minions and other bribable people of Middle Earth.
Sere: Mo.. I'm sorry, but Ally and I have decided on a no ally rule. Strictly a Lorien vs. Mordor war. *patpat*
Ally: A no ally rule?! I'm not allowed to battle?! *had to do a double take there*
El: Well that's not right, Ally's your co-ruler, she should get to play too!
Ally: Mo, you will wear the socks with Barbie on them.
You will feed the family fried dwarf noses.
The sun will not come up for you, since you shall ever live in darkness.
Your hair should not be parted, but gelled and spiked up.
Mo: Honestly, did you think I'd spent all of this time, since the idea of attacking you first came to mind, sitting around and waiting? Wheels have been turning.
Ally: Seeeerrreeee! Pack your bags! We're getting out! Lorien's done for! *flees*
Lae: *Puts down a sign with "All Lórien refugees may take this way to the sanctuary of Imladris if their forest starts burning"*
Anno: El and Mo, if you need any briefings on your judging, Doc will help.
El: I don't need any help being biased, thank you very much!
Mo: I am so singing Doe a deer now.
El: Mo and Mir, a female Mir, El a wizard headed for the sun! Mar a name we can call Marin, Far a long long way to run! Sere, she’s not in this thread, Laie, a ruler not here either so, Tea is English just like him...so that brings us back to Mo, Mo, Mo, Mo!
Yeah, I just had chocolate!
El: *El, hearing she's now a member of the Von Trapp family, spontaneously bursts into a chorus of "How do you solve a problem like Faramir?"*
Mo: I am not fun. I am evil and darstedly.
Mir: It’s not a kangaroo court is it? he says. HAHAHAHAHA, oh wow, ahhhhh, *wipes tear away* hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA *giggle giggle* oohhhhhhhh. *sniff* hehehehehe
Mo: Bah to commercial books/films and their crowd pleasing endings. Tolkien got it wrong I say. Mordor won!
Peeg: Ah yes, the alternate ending where Sauron and Saruman ride off on Grima into the sunset and make little Uruks together
Indur: Not on screen, though...
Anno: Is it an eagle? Is it a flying Nazgul??? Noooo! Itsssssssss Super Peeg!
Peeg: Oh how many times a day must I say "waaaaah"
Arlo: Then why did you refer to yourself as a him? Hmmm?
Ally: Slip of the tongue... er... fingers
Arlo: You lick the keyboard?
Ally: All the time. There's nothing quite like a fresh keyboard, mmm.
Arlo: *distant voice* I am no loo!
Endy: how about a loon, then?
Sere: Gah..there's that evil word again. Plagairize. Who knows the real spelling. Plagerise? Plagarize? *calls for BB*
Roh: *trespasses in thread, erm, wielding a pickle*
Elle: *contemplates eating Roh's pickle... decides against it as really doesn't like pickles, wonders if Roh might perhaps have some candy instead?*
Sere: Or perhaps chocolate chip cookies? mmmm
Lana: *doesn't like pickles either, but does have candy and chocolate*
Mo: Lird Salron of Morder is not exited at the prispoct.
Roh: feed the guy some pickles...
Sere: No silly pink, furry, foofoo stories. . those belong in Mordor
Ally: After seeing RotK I'm in the mood for a good scrap... filthy orc scum that you are. *growls and waves sword* Come on!! Let me chop you to bits Mr Searchlight Eye!
Sere: *pokes* You're not supposed to get the enemy excited! Must be calm, placid, cooler, and mightier.
Ally: Calm? Placid? Cool? I know not the meaning of these words!
Arlo: *dignifiedly ignores Loki and puts her in the Hall of Foofoo Fame, since she's obviously so fond of frolicking around, scarcely clothed in pink and flowers*
Ally: *runs away* Not the wizzies! Anything but the wizzies!
Indur: Wubbity Flubbity.
Mir: *shhhuk shhhuk shuk shuk bing bang woop*
Can you feel the rhythm? Can you move your rump?
*shhhuk shhhuk shuk shuk whomp glomp pop*
Can you dance in Vali? Can you give me a big 'ol BUMP
El: *Bump it to the left, bump it to the right, bump it once again... bump bump bump... bump bump bump... bump the thread yeah...*
Peeg: Will keep an eye out when I can.
Arlo: Two if he can spare them
[Gandalf Edit: Quit cheesing my lines!!]
[Elrond edit: You have been summoned here to answer the threat of Morrdorr]
Indur: And my Hammer...
Far: And my fuzzy bunny slippers....
Rosie: Aw, thanks... I'm sure the hobbits will go crazy over bunny slippers!
Luthy: i'd throw in with my bobble head doll, but silly Far has substandard factory conditions and low pay, so all his elves went on strike.
the fate of your hobbits lies with us, Rosebud. are you sure you want to go?
Arlo: Luthy, don't frighten her
Loki: And my anvil (I'll try not to leave too much mud lying around!)
Indur: Hmm, maybe we should work together, Loki
Loki: ......I was gonna say hammer then spotted you did, so I went for anvil......so its a deal...just please be gentle
Elle: Shrubs are very powerful entities. *nods*
Arlo: *decides not to sniff El’s pants to decide if they stink or not*
Achoo: Incidents like this make me wonder why we bother. Who needs this kind of aggravation?
Indur: As Theoden said: What do Men do against such reckless hatred...
PG: ride out and meet them
Pip: *g* this could turn into a delightfully 'we'll see it through,
it's what we're always here to do,
so we will walk through the fire' moment...
El: You’re always running amuck in my kingdom anyhow Mo, door’s always open!
Mo: Me?
[No, the other cyclops with aspirations of world domination.]
[Robert Maxwell?]
El: Indubidably!! Just so you know lady, I stole your nametag and masqueraded as you at the convention!
Luthy: Excellent! So I was there after all! Did I have a good time?
Sere: YOU SAW VIGGO??!! *shrieksqueal*
Arlo: *hands Sere box to drool in*
Ally:[edit: Oh hello simuling dwarf... *points and laughs* You're short! Look at you there! All short and little... you're so funny. *deflects jello with Loki* ]
Marin: *waves in truckload of green jello and has it dumped on Ally* Look! It's the cursed people of the mountains! *starts drowning in jello* Oops. Gargle. *Is funny again because of shortness.*
Ally: [edit: aaand the simul again hehe... pfft, no cursed green man am I! You look upon a teflon undirty elf! ]
Marin: What about the times you get all green and CGIish, the whole not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn Queen act? Isn't that green jello, too?
Loki: .....aaaah you uncovered her secret!
Ally: No... a dragon sneezed on me! They edited out the big "Achooo!" sound just as I started doing my "Instead of a dark lord" bit!
Ally: We keep simuling Marin... it’s because you’re short! You’re funny and short you know! Way too short not to laugh at!
Ally: Someone do something fun with me quick!
Indur: I'll get another restraining order if you keep saying things like that...
Ally: Quite, you naughty gutterminded dork lard you. You'll deserve it, twisting the words of a little innocent ne'er do wrong elf maid, such as myself
Indur: Quite, or quiet?
Freudian slip of the tongue, eh?
Elf maid? Pfah, I say. Pfah!
Arlo: Indeed, Pip *stares blankly and nos anyway*
Pip: *gives arlo a 'd' and a wink*
Arlo: *takes "d" gratefully and proceeds to thank mother, father and the dog*
Pip: *keeps being surprised by ze pointses*
Arlo: Well, I can ask Luthy to take them away if you don't like them?
Pip: noooo *grabs points and hisses at people*
*oddlooks self whilst doing this*
Arlo: *gasp* Spammer! Pointharvester!
El: *gets mirror, checks eyebrows* Definitely nicer than Elrond's eyebrows of Doom...
Arlo: Wouldn’t mind being prosecuted. Will adapt to whatever charges seem fit to my *cough* character’s foul deeds [Later edit: oh and... El, dear. Sorry to disappoint you, but... my Eyebrows are so much nicer than yours. Yours look like scrubby old rats...]
[Gandalf Edit: What ever you’ve got to tell yourself when you look in the mirror honey, comes nowhere near to what I have to tell ARRRRRLLLOOOOOO!!!]
Luthy: so in keeping with the whole idea that you are all such an important part of my life, and have been for the last, oh my...almost 2 years now, i thought i would take this moment to tell you something rather fun and exciting...
as most (if not all) of you know (though I’m betting you all pretty much know. after all, only one person can keep a secret), Chris (Sauron, Morgorth, or whoever else he is at any given moment) and I have been an item in real life. since we have been having such a great time together, and are able to work through all of the ups and downs of life without injury , we thought that we should make it legal. so today, 3:30pm Plaza time...we’ll be running off to elope. now can you all please take a picture of the expression on your faces and send them to me? i would really like to see them. you all could consider it a wedding gift.
so...see you all later!
oh, and one more thing...please wish me luck in convincing Madelaine to be ringbearer. Everytime I broach the subject, she gets all shirty and tells me she doesn't want to be a hobbit...
Ok, so at this point we figured I should stick the surprised faces in *g* so here we are:
Ally
PG
Eru
Marin
Pip
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