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Ready, Aim,
Release!
An Archery Contest, by Grey Pilgrim

On a
bright July 1st in 2004, the fields surrounding Isengard were
filled with archery targets and eager wizards wishing to prove their
worth and take home the prize. Two questions were asked of participants
each round, one being a Tolkien related question, the other not. Scores
were awarded based on creativity, originality and knowledge.
First
Round Questions
Q. At the Council of Elrond would you have volunteered to join the
Fellowship? Why?
Q. Geep
has tied you to the pinnacles of Orthanc with elven rope to stop you
leaving Isengard. How do you escape? (Note: No points will be awarded
for copying Gandalf )
Second
Round Questions
Q. Which character from Tolkien’s books do you think would be your best
friend? Why?
Q. Write a
limerick about one of your rulers!
(a limerick has lines 1, 2 and 5
with 8 syllables and rhyming with each other, and lines 3 and 4 with 5
syllables and rhyme)
Example
There once
was a wizzie named Phil,
A bottle
of dye he did spill.
His
squirrel turned white,
And so,
out of spite,
Nuts
nibbled up his window sill.
Third
Round Questions
Q. What gift would you ask of Galadriel in Lothlorien?
Q. A
strange new illness strikes one of your friends. Name it, describe it
and explain how it is cured!
Fourth
Round Questions
Q. What advice would you give to Gimli before entry to Lothlorien?
Q. A mini
uruk-hai is running riot in the Isengarden and destroying all the
plants. How would you trap it?
Fifth
Round Questions
Q. Which Tolkien character do you respect most and why?
Q. You and your friends are gathered round the palantir to watch a movie
set in Middle Earth. What is it called and what is it about?
Example
(by Moneta):
Braveheart
An epic
movie starring
Melanwie Gibsow
as Braveheart Willow Wallow, an ordinary Gondorian man whose wife Marrow
is murdered by an Orc Captain. This tale tells of his rise to leader
of his people in the fight to free his kingdom and its people from the
rule and slavery of the evil
Sauron
(played by himself). Includes many battle scenes, stunning scenery,
fake accents and for all you female wizzies out there.... some bare male
rears.
Sixth
Round Questions
Q. If you were to perform one deed in the whole of the War of the Ring,
what would it be?
(Note:
no points will be awarded for saying, “Destroy the Ring” ;-))
Q. You
have a great idea for a new contraption, an Arda “modern convenience”.
What is it?
Final
Round Questions
Q. Take any one quote from Tolkien’s books and relate it to modern day
life.
Q. You
invent a midge repellent for a journey through Midgewater; what’s in it?
The top
three positions were:
Arwe:
123
Khait:
115
TWR: 110
Arwe
took home the coveted trophy.
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