And then Denethor concluded telling his sons the secret.. and said: "And that's why men in Gondor always wear skirts. Now get back to work!"
By Amarventris

Galadriel: I think I left the water running in the mirror again.
By Morwen Elensar

By Brilparmaion

Newsreader: "Last night, a prized seeing stone was stolen from the Istar Gandalf. The theft in itself is remarkable, as the palantir was taken from under the arm of the sleeping wizard himself! The surveilance cameras caught the robber on tape however, of which you here see a shot. If you have seen this thief, identified as Peregrin 'Swifthanded Pippin' Took, please call the Meduseld Police at 555 - 76426. In other news: Legolas' silky shine hair is fake! An amateur photographer caught him undoing his wig ..."
By Sirius Black

By Aelin-uial

PJ: "Eeeny Miney Meeny Mo, which wizzie should I choose to grace my 3 Stodges show?"
By Twilight Elf

Suddenly, their eyes met. Bill looked at Frodo, and Frodo gazed back. Slowly, the pony extended his hoof and Frodo snatched the ring back. The awkward silence ended when Pippin commented."I really, really like mushrooms."
By Aidan Flame

Hobbit: Oh, for crying out loud! No, I’m not a leprechaun, and I don’t have any Lucky Charms! *grumbles* That’s the third one this week!
By Mireth Guilbain

Bilbo first thing in the morning; "STARBUCKS!!!! Must... have.... coffee.... ARRR!"
By Sirannon

Wait your turn!! Don’t bother me when I am speaking to the great Saruman!! ARGGG.... UNDERSTOOD??? "
By Lunamiel_kay

Our Special Edition Halloween Star Wars Contest

While Luke and Obi-wan flip through the holographic channels trying to find the lastest show of "Who is your father?" hosted by Darth Vader, they pick up something else. A...thing. It seemed to be saying something important. " We must get the Precious"......"I think I will lead them to her on a bunch of adventures and while trying to stay alive from the fat one.." While hearing this Luke turns to Obi-wan. "I hate those reality survivor shows. Change the channel."
By Idril Nólatäri

What do you mean, Leia is my sister?!
By Mireth Guilbain

Portrait of an Elf, oil-on-canvas. Artist unknown. On loan to Michel Delving from the Faramir Took collection.
By Mireth Guilbain

Yeah nice try Viggo but you can't cover up Legolas with your head no matter how hard you try.
By *elvenmaiden*

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