MORDOR BIOGRAPHY

My beginnings were very...embarrassing...and rather humble. As I’ve referred to, I tripped, fell and landed right on a stereotype about elves versus minions...so I promptly joined the elves. After several weeks of having few friends and lonely posts in the empty Rivendell pubs, I got lost and wandered into a Mordor pub where I was welcomed in evil ways. After a short 4 days, and much persuasion by others, I pledged my loyalty to the minions as an evil elf, and changed my race in the days following. Since then I have joined the army and am currently pursuing a position as a Griffin Trainer.

RL BIOGRAPHY

In RL I am 17 and a senior in High School. I am engaged (marrying after college), and many people judge me for this, however it was done of free will, not out of naïveté or because I’m pregnant or something stupid like that. I consider myself one of the luckiest people in the world to have found this person so early in my life. As for my fiancé, he is in the Navy and is stationed on the opposite side of the country from me. (Awww!) In my free time from being a photographer on the newspaper staff, I enjoy video and computer games, movies, talking to my fiancé on phone and IM when I can, reading fantasy books and eating MEAT...! I love all things Tolkien, I’m a conservative, with moderate to right-wing beliefs, I’m aggressive, and I love our military. I am 6 feet tall with blond hair and green eyes. (See my picture). [Id. Ed: picture still to be uploaded...]