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MORDOR BIOGRAPHY
Im a balrog, the balrog of moria in fact, after my stay in that dark pit, I ran over to
Mordor to see how I could serve my lord. Once there, I found a stinking cesspool called
the Swamp, which I soon fell in love with. Then it morphed into the pub, which I love too.
I joined the Mordorian army and went on 1 war, in which I burnt a few elves and stole
some mithril bricks, which I now use too but any serves I need, such as a de-carbonization
(them balrog flames make a lot of ash!) and now I still reside here, in my underground
tunnel, that was bored out by slave labour from Snaga’s whom I later killed and ate.
MORDOR BIOGRAPHY
Im a 19 year mechanic/sailor/soldier in Ontario Canada. my hobbies include customizing
cars, sailing my sail boat, going shooting/hunting and my lotr activitys, (from which I
carry an arrow wound, I got carried away with an RPG)
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