MORDOR BIOGRAPHY

Im a balrog, the balrog of moria in fact, after my stay in that dark pit, I ran over to Mordor to see how I could serve my lord. Once there, I found a stinking cesspool called the Swamp, which I soon fell in love with. Then it morphed into the pub, which I love too. I joined the Mordorian army and went on 1 war, in which I burnt a few elves and stole some mithril bricks, which I now use too but any serves I need, such as a de-carbonization (them balrog flames make a lot of ash!) and now I still reside here, in my underground tunnel, that was bored out by slave labour from Snaga’s whom I later killed and ate.

MORDOR BIOGRAPHY

Im a 19 year mechanic/sailor/soldier in Ontario Canada. my hobbies include customizing cars, sailing my sail boat, going shooting/hunting and my lotr activitys, (from which I carry an arrow wound, I got carried away with an RPG)