MORDOR BIOGRAPHY

I started my life as an elf in Rivendell. Sad, but true. However, I soon got bored, ventured into Mordor and pledged my soul to the then witchking, Indûr. Well, after that I rose to great and comical power. These days, as a Mouth of Sauron, I like to relax and unwind both here, and in the Shire....

RL BIOGRAPHY

In reality I am called Alice and I’m 14 (15 in a few days!!!!) I lived in London for most of my life until my mum opened the gates of hell, sprogs sprang, and we moved to the country... yuck. I am 1m 75, and have brown hair and green eyes. In my free time I like reading, movies and lotr, although my chief love is movies. The sad truth is I descend from European gypsies, so watch the silverware!!!! I am also a vegetarian, and am incredibly afraid of chickens.