MORDOR BIOGRAPHY

My first memory is of Moria . . . Yes, I hail from Moria. That’s where I have been . . . deep in the darkest nether regions beneath Khazad-Dum for lo, these many decades. I reveled in the capture and torture of what few pitiful creatures wandered into our eternal night, never to emerge again. A foolish, and large, contingent of dwarves attempted to re-establish what they had lost (Ha! What they had lost? They had never gained!) and they were taken with great rejoicing on our part and great weeping and gnashing of teeth on theirs. But finally the monotony of Moria began to take its toll and when I felt the stirrings of the fearsome Lord of Mordor I knew it was time to leave Moria behind . . . forever. I journeyed far and wide and had many strange adventures before I reached Mordor at last. I knew immediately that I had found my true calling: to become a faithful Minion of Mordor!

RL BIOGRAPHY

I’m 19 and attending college in Texas (although I’ve lived in Guatemala since age 4). I certainly wish I had discovered the plaza sooner, but my roommate (Mathen Nors of Gondor . . . more’s the pity, Ha!) found it while browsing one day. I love being involved in “community life” and I’m here to serve and have a good time!