The proper thing to do is to say "Thank you" in a sincere manner, letting the other know how truly grateful you are. Then after all is said and done, and the fellow has turned his back, draw your slim dagger, and stick it between his ribs. Be sure to cover his mouth, lest the scream draw unwanted attention.

Now, you have done two things. First, you have re-secured your standing as a minion of Mordor, and secondly, you have eliminated an obvious spy! No self-respecting minion would ever do an act of kindness!!!!

Written by Grishnak