It was early morning in WDPS center here in Mordor. I was just a simple orc, minding my own business as usual: wandering arround, torturing elves, poking Nazguls, extinguishing Balrog flames on my ass. You know, the usual stuf. Anyway, I was still on a waiting list to become a full member and was doing anything to become one. So I stuck my nose in everything, trying to get some job. And I did. A nice balrog asked me to go and feed the dragons. Great!! Finally something to do for the WDPS. Now they will see how valuable an orc can be. I’ll be a member in no time. So I went in dragons’ lair only with membership on my mind and nothing in my hands. How beautifull they were (of course I didn’t think so later on). There were few of them in that lair. How much exactly? I don’t know. It all happened so fast. You see, the dragons were very hungry and I had no food to give them, so they just took the next best thing – me.

What the…?!! Wait!!! No!!! And the dragon opened his big mouth and started to eat me. Than I realised I had no food. Great! My brain once again kicked in too late, he always does that. Stupid brain!!! Now what? I took a bone which I than used as weapon and placed it in dragon’s mouth so he could not close it. Ha! Take that! Well the dragon was struggling with bone I took the time to explore his mouth. Nothing special. Big mouth that could easily hold more orcs and not just me, teeth big as my hand, tongue that splits in two at the end and really tickles. But the worst was his breath. I was an orc I know, but that dragon shoud really use a toothbrush from time to time. I mean the smell… Uuaah. The dragon finally handled that bone and started to chew me. Maybe I should have gotten out while I still could…? Nahh. That would be just too…nah. But o luck of mine. The dragon spat me out, and than said that I shoud take a bath from time to time. What in the hells did he mean by that? Don’t know. Stupid dragon. Guess he wasn’t that hungry after all.

Written by Bloody_Me