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How to Cower Correctly and So Save Your Life
Interlude 2
Speeches. Well, sometimes they work...
There is not much to comment on about speeches. They can indeed sway the unwary listener,
usually to the effect of conning them out of their money, belongings, or dignity, as the
case may be.
A note to the eager speech-maker, however. As outlined in the preceding chapter, excessive
use of any of your speeches to the same people in a given span of time (this is generally
equal to the memory power of the listeners, and is represented by the formula
L=m[mn] where m is the average memory span of the listeners,
n is the number of people present at your last speech, and
L gives the duration in days before you can safely make another
oration) is not good. Space your speeches at regular intervals, an ideal arrangement is to
give one speech a month, on the evening after army wages have been paid out to your
audience.
Written by Seralqua
Page created by Idril
Erumetari, Witchking.
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