First of all, when Idril comes near, start grovelling. It's your only chance to avoid
tremendous pain and torment. A good grovelling technique can be found in Aiwendil’s book.
- Then compliment her. Suggested compliments: "Oh mighty, evil and beautiful witch queen, I
am at your service, just ask and it shall be done, is there anything I can kill to make you
happy?" etc. Think along those lines.
- Next suggestion, if she gives you an order, go and do it immediately. If she doesn't,
either get her a drink, or kill a snaga, scavanger, elf etc, something to make her pleased
with you.
- If she asks for nothing, grovel some more and continue the compliments, remember to refer
to her evilness, and at the same time her beauty.
- Finally, after that, RUN LIKE HELL and pray to Melkor. Hopefully, she’ll be too lazy, or
possibly not in a blind rage and you’ll escape and live to see Mt.Doom erupt again!
Written by ~durins bane~
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