Aim: ...er, to be revealed...

#1
Most Incredibly Evil and Cruelest of the Cruel Witchking:
Have arrived in the Shire.
Warg almost gave out on the way, but was able to kick it back into active duty.
Anticipate a quick sneak through the local pubs to see what I can see.

#2
Highest and Most Supreme Witchking:
Have just escaped from that accursed Shire.
Was stealthily making my way towards a hobbit-pub but in the dark failed to see the door to the place and ran headlong into it.
Awoke to find myself surrounded by hobbits with swords.
Tried to claim I was a slightly oversized hobbit with a horrible skin disease, but they didn’t go for it.
Managed to escape from pathetic hobbit-jail, stole a few hobbit goods, took pleasure in sacking a hobbit-hole. Facts somehow managed to elude me altogether...
Will attempt a more informative trip soon.

Forwarded to Angmar by Lightblighter