We don't encourage literacy in Mordor. A little learning is a dangerous thing and the whole POINT of this kingdom is to preserve slavery, torture, misery, thralldom, feudal injustice and cold baths in the morning. Once minions get their noses in books, who knows what vile democratical heresies will arise?

It is therefore with grave misgivings that we allow this library of lethal volumes to be opened - gradually - to public view. Nevertheless we are confident that it will be ignored in the general minion rush to sign up for the popular Palantir Pay-Per-View package.