Do you need a vacation? Do you like to swim? If so, we got the right place for you! Come check out the Sea of Nurnen which is located in southern Mordor, in the land of Nurn! Just think about it: 5,718 sq. miles of extremely salty water without the sharks! Brine shrimp are the only sea creatures you’ll find here. And if you want to do more than just swim, why not stop by Truknaut’s Canoe Rental? You will find him on the north-western tip of Nurnen. He could hook you up with a canoe and all the supplies you need for a good float trip.

At its widest, the Sea of Nurnen is about 160 miles from the western shore to the eastern shore and 50 miles from the northern shore to the the southern shore. That makes for a nice, long and relaxing float trip. So, if you need a break from that hectic life of yours, heed my advice and plan a trip to the Sea of Nurnen.

Written by Fartimir, Mordoreporter for Angmar Press (AP)