Many minions seek for a place to relax and take a break from the hardships of daily life here in Mordor. 
And what beter place to go than the Dark Chasm? Moria has long been a name well known around Mordor and 
is a popular vaction spot for trolls in particular. It offers nearly everthing for every different type 
of minion. Whether it be food, rest, shopping, or riches, Moria is the place to visit.


Moria is easily accesed from the open East Doors, found along the eastern slopes of the Misty Mountains. 
Upon arrival, you will find many of our own orcs and other minions enjoying themselves. Some bustling 
through the former dwarf kingdom, other visiting the Moria Health & Beauty Spa. There are several palces 
to visit and things to do in Moria, and we have covered only the hilt of the sword:


Mithril Mines: Abandoned by the dwarves on their departure, the Mithril Mines are one of Moria’s leading 
attractions. They are a must for nearly all minions vacationing here. There have been numerous sucess 
stories of minions who have gone for the silver and returned to Mordor decked out in Mithril riches and 
goods. We also have a dwarf standing by, who is always happy to provide the location of great reserves 
of Mithril if you find youself having dificulty locating some.


Moria Mall: The Moria Mall is must for all male and female minions alike. It boasts the lowest prices 
for the best goods. For all you female minions out there, we have several fine jewels availble, including 
our infamous Blood Chains. The jewelery is forged with uttermost care by out faithful dwarves. For the male 
minions, we offer fine weapons and armour at very low prices. We also have the most size diversity around, 
offered weapons that are fit from the smallest scavenger to the biggest Nazgul. Also, for the youngsters, 
we have toy-palantirs for sale. These have met immediate popularity from the moment they hit the shelves. 
With them, whatever your friends  are doing can be seen. Great for embarrasing people!


Moria Health & Beauty Spa: An organization founded by the dwarves, the MHaBS employs employees from all 
around. We hire only the best for this job and it is quite renowned for its services. However, make sure 
you bring your wallet for this spa!


Moria Adventure Simulator: This is a newly built ultimate simulator for guests who would like to try out 
their skills in arms against peskt invaders of Moria. Lead an army of goblins against a band of dwarves 
and have fun! Those over the age of 18 can place bets, making this a high stakes event. We have noted that 
this simulator is most enjoyed by Cave Trolls.


Balrog Relaxation Chambers: Set above the emflamed Bridge of Kazad Dum, these heated chambers are a perfect 
place for balrogs to feel comfortable and sit back and relax. We have servants wearing fire proof armor standing 
by to meet your every will and need. You may want to even visit the pools of fire, located just outside your window 
for a refreshing dip! 


Tower of Durin: This ancient and high tower has been restored to offer you the ultimate view of Middle earth to 
share with your loved one, or just enjoy the peace and quiet. To protect our heated-minions from the cold, we have 
installed windows in the tower and a cozy fire burns in the corner. Several lovely sofas can be also found here, 
making for a great nap!


Moria offers several other attractions and we invite YOU to come and have a stay in our awesome Black Chasm Resort. 
We hope to recieve word from you soon! Also, reserve your spot immediatly in order to get two free passes to all of 
Moria’s attractions and free dining. Come visit the darkest and best place for minions everywhere TODAY!