Plaza Life

I don’t know where to start. There are so many remarkable facts to say about me that I don’t know where to begin. Yet, because I know that everyone in Middle Earth has been dying to hear from me I will do so. When I was first brought into this Eru- forsaken earth, my very evil father Seth of Udûn raised me. From him I learned everything there is to know about life: how to kill effectively, how to cook elves, how to plunder from even Sauron himself, and of course how to be the most malicious minion possible. Of course, I have achieved all of these things quite successfully. I also had a mother named Ember who was a powerful hobbit and liked to cook me mushrooms. After she disappeared I gained a new mother named Vanwa. Before she wandered off to only Melkor knows where, she had been the best Step-Mum a minion kid could ask for. At the moment I am motherless. For positions, please apply in Gwathgroth.

With my superior intellect and fighting skills, I became the Training Master. Of course I am the best one yet and I will be remembered for many years to come. How could anyone forget about me? I then became a Lieutenant of Minas Morgûl, where I assisted the black captain. I know all of you are thinking “Inzilbeth? Assist? Not the Black Captain?” Well, that changed and I stole the job from my poor Ex-Husband. So, you may address me as Black Captain Inzilbêth. From Minas Morgul I met Isatar, a minion who amused me and who I was engaged to, but he got lost somewhere and I assumed he was dead....or incapacitated. Then recently I got lucky enough to trick my wonderful Lieutenant Borrarz into marrying me. Personally, I don’t think my life as a minion has been too bad.

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Real Life

I’m a 17 year old kid, stuck with corn, in the middle of the US. I like to fence (The only sport where you can poke people!), play some jammin’ tunes on my viola and saxophone (actually, I’m stinko-rinko at playing the sax, but I love being a marching band nerd!), and I like being an attorney in Mock Trial...some of the times. I have 5 siblings and my only sister is Scarlett Cinder/Jarvey/Zarissa on the plaza. I like to read almost all types of books especially JRR, JKR, Eoin Colfer, and Douglas Adams. I like almost all music from Metallica to Josh Groban *swoons* with the exception of most country and jazz. Oh yeah, and I don’t mind being a normal kid and hanging out with my homie G’s.