Plaza Life

Lurtz is a vicious but sometimes unfortunate orc. His origin is unknown but it is said that he manifested from old fish heads and ear wax. Lurtz often has a fiery temper and loves to kill snagas and slaughter the free peoples, but his anger often leads him mishaps which usually humiliate him or puts him or others in danger (unintentionally). Whilst in Mordor, Lurtz had set himself two main goals: 1) Was to take part in more events such as lava snakes, and to help out his rulers in threads and doing deeds in general. 2) To earn a special rank. Both of these have not yet happened, but Lurtz is optimistic and will carry on serving Mordor.

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Real Life

My real name is Richard, but I have a variety of nicknames (of which I will name a few): Fisher, Fishman, Fish and Richard James Albert Fisher, although I’m not sure how I got the last one...
I am 16, and have only a few months before I go to college. I live in Leyland, near Preston in England. I have a job working in a place called Farington Lodge, and to be honest I quite like it. There’s a lot to do, but I love getting money. I love LOTR, but don’t know as much about it as I’d like to. I like computers but can’t do much on them, but would be happy to learn a few things of some of the more kinder minions (hint hint)