While in the sense of a population-boom Mordor has never been a barren land, the long-term consequences of this event do not bode well for the Barad-dur’s quantitative military edge, which has always always relied on an unforgiving Darwinian policy of rank advancement. According to a spokesman for Dark Lord Demographics: "Mordor has always drawn heavily on internal growth rather than foreign recruitment." Explaining that many people remain tepid towards Mordor, the spokesman then went on to Muse "Will love never bloom in the Land of Shadow?" Inexplicably, he could not be reached for further comment. [Ed. note - whither the notorious elopement between two well-known rulers of Rivendell and Mordor?]
Slave2the1Ring

After Plaza-wide spam on the subject of the conspiracy, the two anarchists have settled in KD to plot their next move. Many other revolutionaries from all kingdoms have now joined the rebellion, but last I heard the Istari rulers Ferruccio and Le Boob (sorry, Le Bob) were endeavouring to crush all opposition to Valinor. Where the story goes from here we can only speculate. Watch this space for more!
Seralqua

It has been thought that Le Bob, the famed and feared Istari with the long white beard and an even longer resumé, might be behind all this in the first place. Could it be true? After all, was it not an Istari who first appeared in previously tranquil Khazad-Dûm, promising vital information regarding a conspiracy? And was it not Le Bob himself who was, shortly afterwards, seen in a place he hardly frequents?

A poll taken in the light of this new evidence shows that 30% of the populace in Mordor are doubtful if Le Bob’s true intentions are for the good of Arda and all in it. His sweet voice can charm almost anyone - do not believe everything he says, especially if you cannot understand it! More to come soon, until then, staying alert may be the key to your survival!
Seralqua

It seems Legolas has been using potions, delivered by this unknown Istari, to "alter" his appearance in order to attract all of the females of the known free world. However, as of late, it seems the potion was wearing off... as seen from a quote by one of the females of the known free world, "Aragorn is hot...way better than Legless." So to send all the females back his way, he plans to renew his enchantment.
Makar

"What we mortals combine with the valar, is a feeling of awe and respect. what we don`t know, is that they are equally packed with sillyness as the rest of us. I stumbled upon a gethering of Valar on a recent trip, and the content of the conversation was highly troubling. I witnessed uttermost madness, in shape of quotes representing the part of the brain where the light of sanity seldom shine."

Here are some examples of what my eyes beheld:

-With no apparent warning or reason, PG started screaming: "AHH!! The wrath of the giant pink teddybears!! No!!"

Meanwhile, CheesyPoof87, Isembard and Indur were making a terrible racket: CP: "shut up midget! no one asked you!" Isembard: "This midget has an axe twig!" Indur: "The twig has mighty friends, midget!"

"Need I say more? I don`t- uhm, what? Well, alright then..

She pleaded temporarily insanity, but the judge ruled permanent insanity instead. Lorelei : "in copnclusion : GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Thank you for your time."

"That`s enough.. hmm? What? NO! I said That`s Enough!! *cough* And these are the ones in which we put our trust! I for one, will not rest `till Melkor returns.

The Abhorred

Recently the elves have seemed to be more hostile than usual. They are exploding at people just because someone made a comment that the elf did not like. For all time the elves have been known as a peace loving people, who only fight when it is really necessary. Look at The Lord of the Rings, the elves did not attack Mordor thy did not even send troops to help others, they just stayed at home and waited till they got attacked to fight. But the resent out break of anger from the elves has brought some philosophers to believe that the peaceful age of the elves is coming to end. Everywhere elves have been seen being aggressive. Just the other day a pair of elves were seen fighting each other over something in the Mordor Pub. Eyewitness accounts say that the first elf, who’s identity we will not give, was sitting in the pub when a group of orcs came in carrying a hobbit. They then proceeded up stairs followed by the Elf, the eyewitness says that she heard screaming from up stairs just before she left. Here is a recount of their confrontation provided to us by the bar tender, and waiters.

A gaggle of orcs came into the pub, carrying a screaming hobbit. The captain led them over to elf1 and spoke to her quietly for a bit. Elf1 nodded and stood up and followed the orcs upstairs. The screaming grew louder, then stopped after a while. Elf1 returned downstairs, cleaning her dagger and went to the bar. She grabbed a SR and headed over to Ally. Elf1 then had a short conversation with Ally. It started with Ally trying to act normal, say officials. Here is how it started off, “Greetings, my Lady. Lonely with out Bonecrusher? Tsk, Tsk...at least you have the protection of the Valar..or do you?” Elf1 then smirked at Ally and drank some of her drink.

Elf1 then sat down at a table, and continued sipping her drink. Elf1 sneered as even more as some riders come in and filled the pub with their chatter. “Can’t they go to their own pubs? Why must they bother us?,” elf1 was heard to say. Elf1 sheathed her bloody dagger, not even bothering to wipe it, and got up and walked away from Ally into a corner and started writing something.

Just then another elf ran into the pub. We will call him elf2 for safety reasons. Elf2 came running into the pub, and went directly over to elf1 and began to speak with her. “What has happened to you? you used to be so kind so caring... so elf like why change now? I mean killing hobbits? You really are changing, I hope you see how wrong you are to do this.” That was a piece of conversation over heard by a waiter. Elf2 then ran out of the pub, followed by a rather big and nasty looking orc captain and his troops. As elf2 left he said, “mae govannen.... Friend?” At this moment we have someone working on a translation for that last remark.

As you can see from the confrontation observed in the pub, elves are beginning to change. They are becoming violent and ruthless creatures who would attack even their own kind. Could this be the end of the elves as we know them? Could this be the end of the world as we know it? Everyone knows that the elves are the favored of the gods, so could this mean the gods have abandoned us and the end of the world is coming? Some philosophers think so. If that is the case, then may Melkor save us.

By Megiltur

One day, years ago, I came acroos a day, that i will never forget. I went to do my daily Scouting report, when i came across a grounded bird. i first thought to myself, I should take it home for dinner, butsomething happened that i did not intend. a wierd feeling crept inside my body, as if I had a swell of pity for the creature. I took it home, as planned, but I did not eat it. I trained it. I began to teach it to be evil. The birds progress was incredible, it began to learn at imense rate. I then began to carry it with me wherever I went in Mordor. Foul beings laughed, and I burnt them, until one day the most unusual thing happened. A man not known to the region of fire, wondered the land in search of something. He was looking for a lost pet, a bird to be exact. Before he found me , I visited a being of the dark arts. He did me a favor, he turned the bird into a bug. This was no ordinary bug, it had the ability to kill with a single bite. So, I took my bug back to the Dark land of the Shadow, but Rumor already spread to the Stranger and he wished a battle. He attacked, I struck, the fight went on forever, untill I was weakened, to the point of almost not standing. Battle worn the Stranger begin to attack once more. Then, out of nowhere, my apprentice pet bit the stranger, right beteen the eyes. He was dead in an instant. My own dark little pet showed it’s gratitude for the day i saved it. We then became companions. Fighting, drinking, living our dark lives together.