Please allow me to introduce myself
I am a Valar of wealth and taste
I ve been around for long long years
Corrupt many men ,dwarves and elves

I was around when Illuvatar
Had his moment of doubt and Pain
Made damn sure that I
Screw the song and ruined the theme

Please to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But was puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I stuck around Valinor
When I though it was a time for a change
Killed the Trees and The Noldor king
Yavanna cried in vain

I maked dragons like tanks
Corrupted elves of the highest rank
When Glaurung raged
And when Gondolin fell

Please to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But was puzzling you
It is the nature of my game

I whatched with glee
Whow dark and light elves
Fought among themselves
For the silmarils they made

I shouted out
Who killed king thingol?
When after all
It was you and me

Let me please introduce myself
I am a valar of wealth and taste
I laid traps for the Noldor
Who get killed before they crossed the helcaraxe

Please to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But was puzzling you
It is the nature of my game

Please to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But was confusing you
It is the nature of my game

Just as every Valar is just a criminal
And all my balrogs saints
Just as Angband is hell
Just call me Morgoth
Cause its forbidden to say my name

So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Dont try to use your use sword against me
Or I will lay your soul to waste

Please to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But was puzzling you
It is the nature of my game

Woo Whoo
Oh yeah, going to kill you all
Oh yeah
Oh yeah

Tell me Manwe, whats my name?
Tell me Aule, Ulmo guess my name
Tell me Eru, whats my name?
I tell to you one time, you are to blame

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Oh, yeah

What’s my name
Tell me, Manwe, what’s my name
Tell me, Varda, what’s my name

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Oh, yeah