The Middle Earth Messenger




January 2005










Message from Valinor Index


Well, another year has come and gone. The Plaza has seen it's share of changes in these last three years since it was made material by Eru. If you've had the pleasure of seeing the "Years back in the Plaza!" thread in Administrator Messages, you can see a little bit of how the Plaza used to look. The one constant throughout these three years (besides a few stubborn members), is a love of everything Tolkien.

I look forward to the coming year with hopeful excitement. There are many opportunities approaching and with all of your help, the Plaza can become ever more involved in the Tolkien community on it's way to becoming the number one Tolkien fan site on the Net.

Be excellent to each other and keep the dream alive!

Protoguy


Behind the Pelori- Council Notes Index


The Plaza Council, PG, Mo and BB, have been working on a backlog of issues, and looking ahead at many new possibilities. Mo, in particular, has been whittling away at a list of coding and tech issues that have been needed and requested for a while, and members are almost daily seeing new and wonderful changes.

From adding additional colors and smilies, to welcoming Mac users into the "linkables", Mo has been performing wonders. House problems are being addressed, as well as security issues. Forums now have sticky threads - no more bumping important messages to the top! R/A's can now physically close a thread.

There are still some problems on Mo's to-do list...but that isn't stopping him from working on some long term improvements. Perks for support members and...a new Plaza are two of the items that Mo is working on. We will be making announcements about those as they get closer to being a reality- as I said, these are long term. So, you already know what you will hear if you ask "When?"

PG has been very busy dealing with over-all Plaza situations as well as being part of the long-term planning. New art work, additional special rank icons, and keeping everything in line and in order have been his top priorities. With over 70,000 registered members, there are many issues that arise that require PG's special handling. And handle them, he does, with compassion and firmness, as needed.

If you have looked at the FAQ lately - you will see a number of additions. These were the work of PG. Adding the Terms of Service to the FAQ was needed, and all members are asked to review these here.

As the Plaza grows and becomes more of a Web presence, these Terms of Service will ensure a smooth and clear understanding of the responsibilities of members and R/A's.

BB has been processing Premier members as they register. Since Dec. 1, 2004, we have added 30 new support members, 21 have renewed their commitment, and 5 members have received Premier Memberships as a gift.

Is this enough? By no means. The transfer to the new server, necessary to allow the Plaza to have a home of its own, seperate from Eru's other Web interests, was an expensive move. Support members made that possible, as well as paying the nearly 400 USD a month that the server will cost us. Anyone who has ever considered becoming a Premier Member may do so by clicking on the Premier Membership page

That's what the Council has been doing - what can we do for you? Feel free to let us know what you would like! Post a suggestion in Admin Messages, or e-mail us at: plazadmns@yahoo.com.

Keeping the Dream Alive - together!

By Blackrose Bugg


Supporting Member of the Month Index

If It Sounds Too Good to Be True . . . It Must Be the Plaza!


Many of you have heard the old warning "If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is." Well, imagine someone making you this offer: "I’m going to show you a place that is always open, 24/7, where lots of people with the same interests as you always hang out, where you can play games, share stories, learn, and pretend to be a character in your favorite story. And here’s the best part . . . it won’t cost you a penny!"

Sounds too good to be true, doesn’t it? But in this case, it IS true, and of course you recognize that place as the Lord of the Rings Fanatics Plaza! "So," you might ask, "if you can have all of that for free, why did you become a Supporting Member and pay money?" The answer is quite simple: "Because I could, and I want to make sure the Plaza stays here for everyone to enjoy."

I have done a little figuring and come up with some interesting facts. Let’s assume the average person spends two hours a day on the Plaza (and I have a feeling that estimate is very low for many of us), and let’s also assume a 30-day month. If you purchased a Supreme Support Membership, your Plaza time would be costing you only 12½ cents per hour. An Extra Support Membership, only slightly more than 8 cents an hour. And . . . are you ready for this? A Standard Support Membership would cost you less than 6 cents for every hour you spend on the Plaza! Incredible, isn’t it? For less than the cost of one ticket to a movie theater, you can spend unlimited hours on the Plaza, each and every month!

I don’t know of anywhere else I could find such a bargain . . . as little as $3.50 a month, voluntarily, for unlimited entertainment. And I just want to do my part to make sure it stays around, for all of us, under those same terms – available to everyone, regardless of their ability to pay.

By Eléowyn


News from the Newbie Forum Index


T he Newbies and Introductions forum has been bustling with activity of late. So far, our fears about a decline in Plaza membership following the release of RotK have yet to come to pass, in the eyes of this reporter. There are still plenty of Newbies introducing themselves, signing up for Guardians

, and making friends and acquaintances. Along with the many recruitment and introduction threads, there are two threads in the N&I I think are particularly noteworthy.

In the hopes of drawing some of the new blood of the Plaza into the Kingdoms before we lose them to the Lore forums, Tinw started a thread called Those who love lore should know THIS fact...

The thread is dedicated to showing Newbies the great Lore-based activities available to them in the Kingdoms, inviting representatives from other kingdoms to also insert their plugs for Lore activities within their own kingdoms.

Along those same lines, the Queens of KD[still] beg the Assistance of all Newbies

to answer four short questions regarding their opinion of KD, and their reasoning for joining/not joining KD. They hope to gather enough information about why they are experiencing a decline in membership to be able to curb the problem.

By Sethiel Eluchil


Mind Blowing OOME Index

If you ever wanted to escape somewhere where nothing Middle-Earth is included, go right away to the threads in the OoME forum. There you can chat about anything you would like or participate in things like RPGs. You can even join in some wild threads, where you can do a survey that someone else put up or maybe even start your own survey. It’s great there! If you would like, you could promote a site you’ve got elsewhere on the internet, or you can just advertise any other great sites that plaza members might like to visit.

If you’re into knights and historical battles, you should definitely participate in the “King Arthur” RPG. There you can pick your favorite character from that historical time or maybe even make a character up and play it out in the RPG. If you’ve always wanted to attend wizard school and learn magic, you can participate in a “Harry Potter” themed RPG. Another great option is the “Peter Pan” RPG...if you’re into any of the Peter Pan books, movies, or cartoons, this is for you! Or how about joining a TRULY fanatical thread? For example, “The Black Bunnies” thread has members that rule with the bunnies and believe that they will take over someday. I have to say I am a part of it, and it’s a lot of fun.

Best of all, you can meet new and wonderful people who share your non-Tolkien interests who could become your long-lasting plaza friends. If you haven’t visited the Out of Middle Earth forum before (or if you just haven’t been there in a while), you need to see for yourself. Drop what you’re doing and get going to OoME for a truly astonishing experience.

By Amity


Lordette Jones’ Diary
(or What’s Real Life Precious?)
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Recently a certain plaza member’s diary was discovered among the many ancient tomes buried in the Minas Tirith library....


January 3: Back to work today after the New Year holiday. I ask my boss if we’re still in the third age or if we’ve begun the fourth. He points out the company insurance policy’s mental health benefits.

January 6: Received 18 inches of snow today. While finally finishing shoveling the driveway, I stand on top of the hard pack left by the snow plows and shout “Look I’m Legolas walking on snow.” My children pretend not to know me.

January 9: Went over to Aunt Joan’s house today to help her paint. Upon opening the paint can, I shout “It’s Varda Blue!” then proceeded to call my aunt “Beebs.” She mentions that maybe I should consider a long vacation.

January 11: I told the kids to get into the wain this morning so I could take them to school. They still pretend not to know me.

January 12: The kids ask what’s for breakfast, and I reply “lembas and peanut butter.” They all gag and continue pretending not to know me.

January 14: A night out with the girls ends in a big argument when I insist that Hoyamir is way hotter than Brad Pitt. The group consensus is that I should seek therapy.

January 19: Led the Wednesday night youth group on a hike tonight. After shouting Forth Eorlingas! the Pastor handed me his card and suggested we begin counseling sessions.

January 21: I filled out a job application today. In the “prior experience” box I wrote “used to own a candle shop in Rohan.” In the most recent position held box, I wrote “Witch-king of Angmar.” For some reason, they won’t return my calls.

January 23: I watched the Patriots beat the Steelers while chatting with Hoth... oh wait that really happened. And my kids still pretend not to know me.

By Rohanna


The Book of Plaza History
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There has been little news to share from this part of the Library for some time, as the activity in this thread has dropped drastically of late. Of course, that’s not to say that there is absolutely no activity there! The Book of Plaza History is basically a collection of articles chronicling the past and the present of the plaza to be collated for the future. There have been numerous changes in the plaza from its birth and its original form is barely recognizable by newer members.

For instance, one of the more recent articles (titled Firveys) brings up fond (and maybe not-so-fond) memories of the delights (and the hazards) of filling one out. Here is the article:

************** Firveys Remember the last time you took a survey? If it was shorter than 30 questions, it does not count as a survey at all! Not compared with the ones created by Firerose Arien. Her surveys even have their own name: Firveys. Ranging in length as well as topics covered, these are a favourite activity for all walks on the Plaza. Firerose started these surveys within the first few weeks of joining the Plaza, and now they are a staple of Plaza life. Her first one was a little over ten questions long. Now, she has recently completed one that is 1,000 questions in length, requiring two posts to post! Yes, Virginia, there is a post size limit! Why these are so popular no one knows but one theory is the questions themselves. From the normal this or that, to sublime activities, which often end up with, people banging their heads against the wall, no good question has gone unasked. While other Plaza members have posted their own surveys, only Firerose can truly post a Firvey! By Firerose ***************

This article essentially covers everything that is a firvey. To anyone who spends time in the Out of Middle Earth Forums, a firvey has got to be the most amusing and frustrating experience all at the same time. The latest Firvey was the long-promised 1000 question Firvey. It started around a year ago when she created a 200-question survey and asked if anyone would like to have larger ones. Most people were eager for more and hence the survey-creating frenzy continued. Very few surveys enjoy the ‘prestige’ of a Firvey in OOME.

This article is an excellent example of the kind of works that can be read in this thread. Most of them are short enough to keep the readers attention and long enough to contain all the necessary information. The most delightful part about these articles are that they are written by regular plaza members and that gives them that special personal touch. So have you got a memory to share? Then go ahead and write an article for the book of plaza history!

By Celeblasiel


Fantastic Plaza Poetry& Fabulous Fan Fiction
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January found the Poetry Corner bustling with excitement, the biggest news being the appointment of a new poetry Maia, the man in yellow boots. That¡¦s right, Tom Bombadil has returned, this time as beloved Ent Thom Greenleaf. Thom has said that ¡§it¡¦s great to have this chance [at being a poetry Maia] and I shall do my very best to work with you all.¡¨ He has changed F.I.R.E. to F.L.I.R.T. and so far is doing a marvelous job. He is popping up in threads all around the Poetry Corner, awarding ¡§chimes¡¨ for good poetry and good reviews, so keep up the quality posting! I would like to say that Thom will make a wonderful addition to the poetry Maiar and that we are all excited to see what he has to offer.

In other news, the New Year¡¦s Haiku Contest was finally judged with amazing entries to choose from. Congratulations to the first place winner, Gwaihir of Minas Tirith with this piece:

Letting go, a New Year:
A ruffle in the Lake
Gently wipes what has been
Travel light again

Taking second was daffodilbaggins, third was Merry B., and BB and Hoyamir came away with honorable mentions. Congratulations to all who participated!

Now, you can compete in the current haiku contest, whose subject is Rainbows , as well as the Phrase Phase contest and the current Limerick Caption contest

Keep your eyes peeled for more upcoming contests and events!

While making my nightly visits through the Poetry Corner, I have seen countless examples of amazing poetry that have truly impressed me. However, upon visiting a thread that I had never stopped by before, I read a brilliant, thought-provoking piece that I wish to share with you all by Mithykins (a.k.a. Mithriltears).

Down the Rabbit Hole

Come lay your head on my cold chest,
breathe in, breathe out,
embrace this moment;
come with me and I¡¦ll lead you there¡K
When you wake,
I¡¦ll help you with your fall.
You¡¦ll have to lose those wings,
those tattered and beautiful wings,
when we hurtle down the rabbit hole.

Come lay your head on my cold chest,
please don¡¦t dream of me,
as my tears soak your sleeping head,
instead dream of happiness,
before I broke it all.
My pleas creep towards distant deities,
prayers so I don¡¦t haunt your dreams¡K
Sleep now, soon we¡¦ll fall
down the rabbit hole we¡¦ll go¡K

You can check out the rest of her poetry at Misdiagnosed Madness: Mithy¡¦s 7th

I also recommend these following threads:

An Elusive Peace XI, by Leinwe Kalthwin
Blossoming Dreams V The 21st, by Ailaya Nydrian
From the Horse's Mouth, by An Capall Dubh

There are so many great writers out there that I simply cannot list them all, so I encourage you to go forth and read!

By Elfhild

Fabulous Fan Fiction


As always, the Fan Fiction section of the Plaza is brimming with talent and stories of all different kinds. The latest Writing Contest, requires members to write on the following topic:
You are the Argonath– the statues of Ancient Kings, set to watch over Gondor from the River. Of late, you have seen darkness spreading, fear on its tails. And now, three small boats travel down the River, carrying members from all races. What are your feelings, your observations? What is it that you hope, or fear?
Entry was closed on the 28th of January, so we’ll expect to know the winners once all of the submissions are read and judged!

This month features the introduction to an ongoing story by Fëanen Elentúro. , and a portion of the story is reprinted here:

Journey from the Depths
"The time has come." The tall Lord of the Waters said, "The time has come for you to leave here and journey to Middle-Earth." Ulmo had always been kind to his servant, Fëanen. Though Fëanen was a Maia, he loved his Lord Ulmo and served him willingly. Yet, though he loved the oceans and the waters about Arda, he also yearned for the stars. He loved the stars, and their Mistress, Varda. He only went to Valinor to see the Lady upon her throne. If it were not for his love of the stars, Fëanen would never leave the waters. He was there the day Arda changed forever. The day Melkor snuck up on the people of Arda and took what was dear to them, The Two Trees. How he loved the Two Trees of Valinor. He watched in awe at their creation many, many years before. After the Ainur had left Almaren and the marring of Arda. Fëanen secretly longed to return to the Hither Lands, but told none of his desire. That was until the day he was asked to return to the Hither Lands and help guide the Elves in secret. To guide them to better theirselves, and to prepare them for the coming darkness. "My Lord, I will do what thou hast bid of me. For though I have fain to tell a soul, I do desire to return to the Hither Lands. To see them once again." Fëanen said to the Lord Ulmo. The Lord grinned slightly, "My dear friend, Fëanen, I know of thy love for the Hither Lands. I know of thy desire. However, the Hither Lands are changed more than thou canst imagine." Ulmo said with a hint of warning in his words, "I know too of thy love for the Elves. That is why you must go to them. You must aid them for the coming darkness. Thy enemy Sauron has fled from Eönwë and hid in the East. Even now he grows in might. There is another that has gone before you. Your paths may cross, and when they do, you will know each other. She is sent on another errand for another Lord. So, do not hinder her mission, or you will be punished by her Lord, Mandos, and by me." Ulmo did not speak harshly, but firmly so Fëanen could understand the severity of their missions. "You have my word, Lord. I will aid the Elves in any way that I can. For the love I have for them is near to my love for the Stars above and the Water below." Fëanen pledged to his Lord to do whatsoever he commanded him. He stood up from their counsel and left from his Lord’s presense. He had one more errand to run before he embarked to the East. To Middle-Earth. He needed to see his Lady. The Lady Varda. * * * He entered into the Throne Room of Manwë and Varda. There upon their thrones sat Manwë, King of Arda and Varda, Queen of Manwë. Fëanen bowed humbley before the two Valar and stood up, "My Lord and Lady. I come to seek thy guideness in the quest that has been laid before me." He said somberly. He was anxious to meet with the Lord Manwë and Lady Varda alone. Never had he ever done so before. Soon after he had spoke the Lord Manwë looked at Fëanen, "You are sent to Middle-Earth to aid the Noldor and the Sindar. The Elves are wise, yet they are stubborn in their beliefs. Be patient with them, and be long suffering. Only then will they receive you as one of their own. You must also learn the speech of the Grey Elves. The Shipwright Cirdan, who is ever close to the Valar, will aid you if you seek him. He resides in the Grey Havens, where you will sail. There, inquire of him, and seek his knowledge." Manwë said sitting on his tall throne. Fëanen simply nodded to the Lord, and did not reply. Soon after the Lord has spoken, the LadyVarda turn to Fëanen, "Lond have thou served him, and the Lord Ulmo with great devotion. We send you now on a mission of great need. If the Elves do not awaken to the evil before them, they will not be able to withstand the coming tide. The servant of Melkor has began to rise in power in the East. His heart yearns for domination, and we must not let him gain it. However, as Ulmo has said to you, you must not interfere with the mission of the other sent. You may try and aid her, but do not lose sight of your goal. For yours and hers are not the same." The Lady said sternly then continued, "You have been warned. Now, go to the Elves that thy heart loves, and help them in their times of need." With those last words, they dismissed Fëanen from their counsel. He bowed humbly to the Lord and Lady, and left their Hall. He descended the slopes of the great mountain. All the while he thought of his mission. He loved the Elves since they had first arrived in Valinor, and longed to meet the Elves known as the Sindar and the Sylvan. For he had never been among them as he was the Noldor, Vanyar and Teleri. He knew of this Cirdan the Lord and Lady spoke of. He had heard Ossë speak fondly of the Elf on several occasion. For they Ossë had a close friendship with the Elves of the Grey Havens. As Fëanen boarded what would be his ship to Middle-Earth, he clothed himself in the body in the likeness of an Elf. He was tall, with dark brown waving hair. His eyes were the eyes of the morning mist of the ocean. His voice was silvery, and yet stern and powerful at times. He clothed himself in the raiment of the Elves of the Grey Havens, and set off to Middle-Earth."

By Caewýn Sharrasi


Plaza Library Updates Index
After a slight absence from the newsletter, Eomund is now back in full form and as such everything that comes with a typical Firehelm is back, including the cheesy jokes and other random comments *hears various groans and chooses to ignore them* So, let's get down to business.

Under the capable (and might I say extremely efficient) rule of Ander, the library continues to go from strength to strength and continues to be a constant source of information, wisdom and, above all inspiration. Inspiration for many of the plaza's talented writers to put their talents to good use (and be very handsomely rewarded for it too if I may say so *pats wallet*) we have had a great many articles submitted to the librarian this month, all of which have been of the highest quality. Who could forget for example, that informative yet enthralling piece by Elk on everyone's favourite couple, Aragorn and Arwen or the article by Eile on The Five Istari. .

The more astute and alert readers amongst you will probably have noticed where I am headed with this. If not then, not to worry, all shall be made clear in a moment! Its time again for the award every plaza member begs, well not begs necessarily. All right all right, "asks matter of factly" to receive. It is Eomund's article of the month award and this month, after much rooting around and reading I have finally found a winner. *drum roll* the winner this month is Geir for her spectacular piece on Danger in Moria. *pauses for applause* As usual, I have included a small piece from the article and, should you wish to read the whole thing (and I recommend you do) then visit Danger in Moria.

The nature of the creature which slew the king of Khazâd-dûm, Durin the sixth of this name was unknown at the time. Later it became known that Durin's Bane was one of the Balrogs, Maia of fire corrupted early by Morgoth, who, escaping destruction in Thangorodrim during War of Wreath, had hidden himself in the depths of Moria. It seems that awakening and release of the Balrog was one of the symptoms of evil returning to Middle-earth, as it coincides in time with growing of the power of Dol Guldur, and coming of the Nazgûl to Mordor.

The number of Dwarves killed by the Balrog is unknown. However, judging from the fact that among the victims were both Durin VI and his son Náin I, the losses were probably heavy. The Dwarves apparently tried to resist for approximately one year (Náin I was slain in 1981), but in 1981 Khazâd-dûm was abandoned. The survivors, led by Thráin I, son of Náin, established new settlements in Erebor (1999), and later in Ered Mithril and Iron Hills.

It is uncertain to what extent the Balrog was a threat to the woods south-east of Moria, inhabited by Silvan Elves. It doesn't seem that any of them actually encountered the Balrog, since his nature remained unknown for more than 1000 years. (In 3018, III, Legolas of Mirkwood, an Elf who almost certainly had no personal experiences with Balrogs, and did not seem a particularly learned loremaster, was able to recognize one at first glance.) However, appearance of evil in Moria caused much disturbance among people of Nimrodel and in Lórien, and many Silvan Elves fled south. Subsequent appearance of the Orcs in Moria was apparently a significant threat to Lórien, since, unlike in the case of Dol Guldur, there was no great river separating them.


Talented though the Library writing team is, we cannot hope to achieve our goal without more writers, which is where other plaza members come in. We want the library to be a team effort and creation so, if you are interested please visit Our thread in the newsletter forum and sign up for an article. As an added incentive all article published on the library will be awarded with a certain amount of points. Hope to see you there!

By Eomund Firehelm


The Pelennorship – A new chapter begins
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N ews of the Pelennorship echoed through every kingdom as the announcements were put up. All the best players from the White Tree Championship immediately put on their pigskin boots and made their way hastily - which may explain the lack of Ents! - to the thread in the Interkingdom Competitions Forum.

The new version of Pigskin for the Pelennorship caused a stir as newbies and oldies alike tried to understand the new variants on the rules and the new financial element of the game, adding a more realistic feel to the game. Players will now cost money, clubs will be earning money for games they win, and for home games played on their grounds. Wages will be paid out, and money will be given for trophies won at the end of the season. The whole working of the Pelennorship echoes its real life partner – The Premiership.

The teams are now going to be mixed-Kingdom teams, with all teams representing Gondorian clubs, each to be named after one of the many places within the land of Gondor. Sign ups are yet to begin, but the excitement is building up as news of the Pelennorship reaches the darkest corners of the plaza to lure out even more talented players.

By Shayleyla


Interview with John Howe
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It is with immense pleasure, thanks to our wonderful and very busy Gwaihir, that I introduce one of the foremost artists and illustrators in the world of J. R. R. Tolkien's works; John Howe.


All Images are used with Mr. Howe's consent.


As an artist who has dabbled in Tolkien on occassion, I can't begin to describe my admiration for his work. His renditions of Gandalf had become the personification of the enigmatic wizard well before the films were a glimmer in Peter Jackson's eye. His renderings of the wood and trees that Tolkien loved so are imbued with the same spirit of Middle Earth that the Master's words are. His character studies have that same Light in them that Tolkien lit within his characters.

His work has graced book covers, illustrated compendia and calendars for many years and his name is high on the short list of artists with the vision to illustrate Tolkien's own vision.

And so, without further gushing on my part, Mr John Howe.

Introduction by Protoguy


Kingdom Reports



*K.R*Index
After last month’s upheaval in Imladris, you may well be asking yourselves, “Can things get any more exciting in the Last Homely House?” I’m afraid the answer is that they can’t…but on the other hand, while this month hasn’t been as revolutionary as the last, it’s been very interesting in other ways – I am, of course, talking about the announcement of the Fall of Gondolin RPG! Yes indeed, after over six months of planning, research and collecting of information, you will have the chance to join the elves of Imladris in reliving that epic tale yourselves beginning on the first of February!

Open to all races (you will probably need to create an NPC character for yourself, but since said NPC will very probably die before the end of the RPG, he won’t need to be the most detailed character ever!), this RPG promises to be a lot of fun for everyone taking part! Ever helpful, the Riv Rulers, with the help of a few other elves, have even created a collection of Kingdom Pages, with a wealth of information about the main characters, houses and timeline for your convenience. You don’t even have to own BoLT2 to take part!

There have, of course, been other things happening in Imladris this month (apart from talk about the upcoming RPG)! The new racing season kicked off, with the Imladris cheetahs up against the Khazad-Dûm badgers for the first race. Unfortunately, the directionally-challenged felines managed to race off in entirely the wrong direction, with the result that we finished with a score of negative 30! Feanor Elf, in fact, now has the dubious honour of being the lowest-scoring racer of the season so far, with negative 18!

There was also the awarding of January’s SCRs – this month, Gil-Galad went to Ancalima*, Elanessë became Círdan, and Tas received Erestor! Gil-Galad, of course, immediately started practising his best pouty face, as some elves tried to “borrow” his precious spear…while Círdan, on the other hand, appears to have gone into hiding, possibly due to the shame of being the only elf around with a beard! (Pssst, oh Lord of Mithlond, if you’re reading this…beards are so last Age!)

On the more IC side of things, this month saw Bangad Imladris (Imladris Trading) reopen, with stalls full of interesting elven products to buy! Because elves didn’t use money, you’ll need to bring things of your own to trade for what you buy, but that just makes it more interesting! Also currently running is a thread known as the Hall of Gathering, a place for elves and visitors to meet and talk in an IC manner – there’s even plenty of food provided!

Finally, here’s a blast from the past for all of you – the Imladris Song Adaption thread has made its return, thanks to Firerose! Here, you take RL songs and adapt them to fit either Middle-Earth or the Plaza – so far, we’ve seen Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody, the Beach Boys, Westlife, ABBA and many more!

By Eithil

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Of Beginnings and Renewals


The snowy winters in the Shire have not yet let up, but with all of the kingdom’s beginnings and renewals it appears as if the last snows of January have truly melted – and spring is here! With all of its RPGs, new businesses, re-openings, new attractions, new leaders, and happy endings, the kingdom of the Hobbits will surely be a delight and surprise to anyone who decides to visit over the next several months.

The very day Hobbits were thinking up their New Years’ resolutions, for example, the Istari Illuminator’s Guild arrived in town as if nothing had changed since Bilbo’s Farewell Party. Their ongoing and delightful Fireworks show has proved a popular attraction during the evenings. Many just come and sit down to watch the show with delight. Then with promises of love for the Shire, Prisca Boffin and Endymion finally pledged their vows on January the 2nd in a huge ceremony within the Shire – after a very long engagement!

This was all just the beginning, however, to the excitement in the Shire. The long promised Scouring of the Shire RPG started up its drama in the seemingly peaceful town of Hobbiton early in the month – just before two very odd strangers arrived.The Tuckborough Tribune , a monthly newspaper for the Shire, also made its debut. So by the time Brandybuck celebrated her first Ruler-versary as Miss Rosie Cotton, the Shire was stirring with its new life and some brand new Kingdom Pages – many already available for your delectable reading pleasure!

But as the January games began – the Coney Racing season hopped to a start and eventually so did the Inter-Kingdom Archery Competition – two new leaders in the Shire emerged after many weeks of long and hard consideration. The struggling Dear Rosie advice column office re-opened its doors with Garnet Meadowcap at its helm, this time offering some new and revamped topics to brighten its offices, such as School.

The Shire Fire also soon announced that they had finally decided on a new conductor, Hanna Banks, to lead their faltering orchestra back to its glory days of extremely high popularity.

As if the Shire still did not have enough energy and surprises, the Shire Party Planners , a new organization, opened on January 22nd. Still hiring, it is a new and already popular service for anyone who needs guidance ore just a few extra hands to get a party, wedding, or any major celebration going. Foreigners are not only able to use their services, but also to join its staff. Finally, much to the delight and mouth-watering relief of everyone in Middle Earth, the Shire’s famous Strawberrystar Brewery re-opened later in the month, allowing us to request their best wines and ales again.

So if it really is still winter in the Shire, few are aware of it. The Shire has been too exciting lately. And don’t forget - the long-going Shire Players production is in its closing scene! So drop on by for a good and exciting visit in the Shire, and enjoy yourselves.

By Istya Alassea

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Not much news has come from the tower of Orthanc this past month, not that that is a bad thing. It seems the winter season has seen many beloved wizzies leave for a holiday vacation. A tower without these loyal members is hardly a tower indeed. Fortunately, it seems as though the tower will be hopping over the next month as the wizzies return to us and help keep the place fun and happening. However we have had some news, OASM has opened its street gates for another day, this time the theme is Olde English. You must speak only in Olde English and Shakespearean-style dialect. It’s a lot of fun I must say!

This month has seen the return of the racing league, and the season is in full swing. The race between Isengard and Fangorn has begun and it should be very exciting to watch. The Pub of Long Lost Relatives has also recently opened and everyone seems to be having fun. The requirement for this pub is to try and NPC a character that is a long lost relative of Tolkien’s works. Be it Saruman’s cousin 8 times removed, or Arwen’s dead lover, play with it and have fun. It appears that is all the news from Isengard this month, but be sure to stop by the Tower and see everything for yourself!

By Arseregwen

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T his month you can breathe festive air in Minas Tirith. The king, Naith Liathant, is celebrating his second plazaversary. In his honor, the queen, Laielinwen, has started a game called Minas Tirith Chutes & Lore Ladders to commemorate the many games the king has created for the kingdom. Minas Tirith Chutes seemed to be quite popular with Gondorians and people from all over Middle Earth, probably because it’s a way to have a good time and wish Naith a happy plazaversary at the same time. But this isn’t the only way to congratulate him; since the game sign ups ended, the queen decided to make a thread for people to wish he King a happy plazaversaryt .

The IK racing season has begun and MT’s skunks are currently racing against the cheetahs of Imladris. The race isn’t over yet, so we’ll just have to cross our fingers and may the best team win. Continuing with sports news, another event in the ongoing Ranger competitions has started this month: the obstacle course! These competitions seek to prove which Division of the Rangers is the best. Things are quite close so far, with three Divisions sharing first place!

Commerce in Minas Tirith is always growing, and this month we’ve seen an addition to the multiple threads that represent our marketplace and trade routes. This new thread is an NPC ownership registration , which means that this is a thread for apprentices to register their shop owners and make them officially recognized characters within the White City. To register an NPC several questions need to be answered, telling about the characters’ descriptions or where they come from. As apprentices climb the steps through their apprenticeship careers, they are allowed to register more NPCs. Ultimately, senior apprentices are allowed to register as many as four NPCs who are involved with the activities of their shop.

By Nessa Tinuviel

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The new year has come and has brought with it good tidings for the kingdom of Lothlorien. It has also brought Lothlorien’s one year anniversary, as a kingdom as well. The Galadhrim celebrated this grand occasion in equally grand fashion, with several exciting activities. The first such activities were the Feast of Golden Memories, and Welcome to the Royal Chambers. The former drew Elves from all corners of the forest, as well as a few Hobbits and Rohirrim together for dancing and merriment in honor of the anniversary, and music was provided by the Lothlorien Music Guild who performed brilliantly. Welcome to the Royal Chambers involved the opening of Celeborn and Galadriel’s home to visitors, and folk from far and wide heeded the call of this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to visit the Lord and Lady’s personal dwelling. Next came Celeborn’s Crazy Quotes, an arena for the Galadhrim to share some of their more memorable experiences over the past year, and soon thereafter the Lady Galadriel opened to the public her Anniversary Cook-Off. Here peoples of all kingdoms turned in their most impressive offerings in the categories of drinks, appetizers, entrées, and desserts.

The Gardens of Lorien also pitched in with the celebration efforts with Edinor Lothlorien, a wine and cheese tasting party of dual purposes. Not only was it held in honor of the anniversary, but it also celebrated the opening of the Gardens’ new winery facility, whose very first vintages were enjoyed by all that were in attendance. LJA, the Lothlorien Jewelry Association and the Lawn of Lorien also commemorated the occasion. The final event that was held was the Anniversary Sparring Competition. A more lighthearted and fun event than the name implies, this contest allowed only blunted weapons for the competitors, so as not to mar the joyful atmosphere in the forest with any serious injuries that might have been incurred had they been allowed their regular blades.

Of course, the anniversary wasn’t the only occurrence in the Golden Wood this month. As always, the caption contest was amusing. This one was called “Create Your Own”, and each of the participants was allotted the freedom to find their own picture to match with their perfect caption. Companions of the Palantir are also still out roving the wilds in search of the lost seeing stone. At last word, the company has moved across the Poros and has entered the Harad. Word has been received in the forest that they have already faced many fights, and so we ask that Elbereth protect them in their quest. Another Elven party which departed some time ago is sailing along the western coast to Umbar, and by all accounts they have reached their destination. We know of the unscrupulous seamen that sail that area, and hope that they will be safe and return to the forest soon, with the information about the uncharted lands to the south that they seek. In all realms of Middle Earth, there is an archery contest in the beginning stages. Narwain (January) has seen the coming of said contest to Lorien. Ten Elves were chosen from the many who tried out, and of them the winner will go on to face the best archers from all over Middle Earth.

Through the long months and years Lothlorien prevails, remaining a beacon of all that is light and good in the world, and ever upholding that which brings joy for all. The holidays and the new year season have been busy times in the forest indeed, but the Elves come through, forging ahead with dedication and fortitude. All the while they wear bright smiles, savoring the good times and giving thanks for them, especially in light of the sorrow that most of the Eldar bear. Pay them a visit, and you’ll see why they smile, for the forest is fair, and the faces are friendly in this realm of light.

By Firien Echui

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While the New Year has arrived, there's always room to report things that happened before the New Year! Thanks to Ele Isenfolme, the Riddermark now has a beautiful forum header. Proving to us yet again that her coding skills are quite beautiful, she designed an efficient and eye pleasing header. Speaking of art, more eye pleasing artwork is readily being displayed in the Art Guild, from beautiful paintings to hand-drawn masterpieces, and (of course) digitally created masterpieces as well. Also for the New Year in Riddermark news, we are proud to announce that Wamba the Fool has been proclaimed official court minstrel.

It is with great excitement that Mettarë, the feast celebrating the winter solstice, was prepared in the Riddermark. A key event of this annual celebration is the revelation of a gift to your Diegolwine, which means “secret friend” in Rohirric. One month prior to Mettarë, Riders were allocated a secret friend through the gentle hand of Lady Bereth; they had then to prepare (secretly) a gift for their Diegolwine. On Mettarë evening, all Rohirrim gathered at the Freabold Manor to begin the celebration, as requested by the hostess, by lighting a candle and dedicating it to someone they have come to respect and admire. As the guests arrived, the Hall began to illuminate with the light of the many candles; soon after came the climax of the feast: the unveiling of the Diegolwine gifts! Many poems were declaimed, and gifts also included a few drawings. Discovering their gifts filled with wonder the assembled Rohirrim, who couldn’t help but marvel at the presents displayed to their eyes. After some time though, the Lord Sicilius announced that the banquet was ready. Eldrith, our pubmistress, had outdone herself for the menu of the banquet, which consisted of soups, roasted boar and hog as well as poultry. As the dinner went on, Bereth asked that, in keeping with the Rohirric oral tradition, the guest described by song, poem, tale or picture, a memorable moment in difficult conditions. The accounts of these events is not to be missed!

In IK competitions news, the Riddermark Rats took a tremendous start with two wins in two races; this bodes well for the season. The Drill is still on hiatus, but it seems that the matches will start again soon: whenever it may be, Tweam Med is ready and raring to resume drilling! In Debate news, a practice debate was held in Mordor, the topic being “Who was more important to the success of the Quest: Sam or Gollum?” Despite being extremely scared by the Minions, Tweam Med brilliantly defended Sam’s case, and showed outstanding teamwork. Now, all we are waiting for is the opening of the regular Debate season, which begins this week in Khazad-dûm with the topic “Anglachel/Gurthang was mightier than Narsil/Andúril” And the ten Rohirric archers for the Plaza Wide Archery Competition have been chosen!

In regular RPG news, The Fields and Forests of Rohan is still running strong. The Adventurous Souls are battling their way through Cassamordo's Tower. The Riddermarket is frigid with its Mettarë mischief, people can be seen coming and going. Sadly, the Cavalry experienced a series of resignations to the sadness of us all. However, due to many new Wigends, the RPG in Gondor is still moving along swiftly. The Ældsel Inn has re-opened with the "Ældsel Inn: Cheese and whine...", it just seems everyone has something to complain about!

The Special Characters Ranks awarded this month were Lothíriel to Sethiel, for her amazing job in the Dark Games, and Grimbold to Éormed, for his great work in the Bard’s Guild and in the Cavalry.

What else is new? Check out our current Rædboda to find out

By Gemætancwén and Twin Demon

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The first month of the New Year in Fangorn is defiantly bringing in new Ents and activities. The Yule celebrations are now coming to an end, and the various winners have been announced.

One of the first new activities to be launched in the New Year was Middle Earth Chess, which is going very well. It has brought players from many other kingdoms and they are all enjoying the battlefield experience.

The new SCR's were also handed out. Only three were handed out this month, but they were given to very deserving people who had gone unnoticed in the months before. The rank of Beechbone was given to Caradoc, who may not post frequently in the Fangorn forum, but does a lot of work to make sure it runs smoothly. He is the founder of the friENTs of Fangorn society, and he makes sure no one goes unnoticed and that no activity fails. Well done Cara.

The rank of Dimhold was given to Mickapeckalin who also does a lot of work behind the scenes for Fangorn. He is an active member of Fangorn's defence association, the thread head for the squizzle hunt and a generally good Ent. Congratulations Mick.

The rank of Region was given to the infamous Thom Greenleaf. It is hard to find any part of the plaza that has not been helped out by him. This is the third month running that Thom has been awarded an ATR or SCR. It is unfortunate to say that shortly after Thom had received his SCR, however, he traded it in for the icon of Tom Bombadil. This is a bittersweet occasion in Fangorn. We Ents are all happy for Thom, but regret having such an outstanding member of the kingdom leave. He assures us, however, that he is not gone for good, and he has lived up to that promise as he remains as active and supportive as ever.

Our resident crazy Ent, Munchikinka, is making everyone laugh with her thread "Leaf Litter and Digging up the Dirt". This extremely amusing thread is a place for people to post amusing Chat Room conversations they have had, or funny posts they have found on the plaza. Thank you Munchi.

The Lithian River, a popular and relaxed Role play thread, has had a few renovations and gone to a pub-style format. Participants may now order drinks which they can sip whilst sitting by the river.

The Healing Grove, Fangorn's Hospital, has seen a great influx in new doctors and patients. NPC patients have also been introduced so everyone can experience different aspects of medicine and illness. These NPC's have had a set of icons made for them. There are icons for the NPC's that have no specific name, but simply different races on them. This allows people to create their own patient.

There are also icons that have faces on them. These are used for NPC characters that will be seen around the Healing Grove often. The advantage of these icons is that it personifies the character that is being treated.

An IK archery thread has also been set up in Fangorn. This is a promising new Inter-Kingdom event which is being headed by Fangorn's very own Silver Leaf. The thread has attracted some interest and is being enjoyed by all who are participating in it.

It certainly looks like Fangorn is reaching a new pace of activity with the New Year. We Ents do hope that you will visit us in Fangorn...why not even grow some bark and become an Ent? By Lindol Onodrim

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The big news in Mordor this month was the “Who Wants to Marry a Minoiness” contest, a dream realized by the incomparable Min-Hiddêth as one of the many rewards received for being named December’s Minion of the Month. Yes, our monthly winners are allowed their very own thread for the month, and while some do not take advantage, Min opened a thread that wasn’t only fun but also snagged her a hubby! Well, okay, the thread itself didn’t snag the hubby, but the jealousy of all those handsome bachelors vying for Min’s attention surely must have had something to do with it.

The premise was simple: any single plaza male could enter, however only minions could win the prize, meaning any free peoples that won would have to convert. Needless to say, with all single minion females as panelists (winning male won an all-expense-paid date to the infamous Mordor pub with the panelist of his choice) the vast majority of male participants were minions. Seems those free people are more than a little timid around minion women.

There were four events for the male contestants, a wet armor contest, a mechanical warg riding contest (which was turned into mechanical grond riding by the evil moderator, Mankor (Hoth), a hunting contest called “Bring home the bacon” and then the last event which was a question and answer session. Each round saw a paring down of the contestants, and in Mordor paring is quite often done with a knife...so if you have noticed a few minions missing lately, that’s probably why.

The stars came out for this event: The aforementioned Mankor, the Tuxedoed orc Master of Ceremonies (played by Min), Gorshelle (another Min creation) the ugly yet feminine bald orcess, Eönwë (played by the very handsome and unfortunately very married at the time Túrin), Thuringwethil (vamped by Inzilbêth), Fëanor (the studlier version of Andér if that’s remotely possible) who wowed all the panelists in the wet armor contest but then was disqualified when the word got out that he was married (Gorshelle did manage to get a little flirtation in before he left, however), and Gurath (Byg Sci) Mordor’s most famousest of all chefs. Why, even the lovely Rohanna was a member of the judging panel!

The atmosphere was much like a rock show - superstars, fainting fangirls, and even a severed Elven head (mistaken for rotten cabbage because of its severely decayed state) being tossed around like a beach ball. After four grueling events, the winning contestant was Undefined, who is actually the ghost of the very dead Jabbz (recently decapitated in the Mordor pub by Narguzîr for daring to dance with Min). His winning choice of a date was the ever-evil yet dangerously beautiful Firefly. The palantir crew will follow them on their date and report any interesting findings to the masses.

Another big happening in the Dark Kingdom is Barzab Burzuma’s
(Minions for Lore) undertaking of the huge project of researching, analyzing, and describing all the various Minion races which are RPed on the Plaza. The findings will be compiled into descriptions and posted on the Mordor KPs, so that the minions can RP themselves more true to Tolkien, and the entire Plaza will know what they are up against during RPGs. The first topic is currently underway: Orcs, including Uruk-Hai/Uruks, Snagas, “standard” orcs and any others. This project is being led by our very own Túrin and many minions as well as the venerable Hoth are contributing their thoughts.

Speaking of Hoth, on January 9, Sauron made a spectacular announcement to the minions. This is just a small taste of what our Dark Lord had to say: "The presence of this mighty Vala here in Mordor is the result of insidious undertakings by the Witchking and I to subvert the sanctity of Valinor, so that Mordor may know the favours of the mighty Valar. Along with Hoth, we might also expect the presence of the venerable Baelmyrrdn, known to many in her powerful form of Nessa, sister to the thunderous Orome, and spouse of Tulkas, both eternal enemies of Mordor." Yes, that’s right! Mordor’s recent burgeoning has required a little help from Valinor to keep the minions in chains and shackles, and these two kind (yet evil) admins have offered to help. They can be seen spreading their evil in many of Mordor’s darkest threads.

And to finish off my long-windedness, a few quick thread notes:
The Reclamation of Umbar RPG is in full swing, with the invading horde currently camped along the Harad Road, enjoying a death match between two Uruk pikemen battling it out to see which one gets to replace their deserting Captain. The minion-only pub has taken to the Sea of Núrnen on the SSS Lugbúrz. Splat Staircase, an olympic favorite, has come back for a quick climb with an Ent and a dwarf unfortunately leading all the minions (though Shelob may still eat one or both of them). The Minion Parliament is still hard at work debating revisions to Mordor’s army. And everyone’s favorite, Sauron’s Gifts, a team role-playing quest RPG where members follow the raven’s orders to find gifts for Sauron is still immensely popular. Currently the teams are seeking the Arkenstone. Who will be the lucky team to return alive? Will anyone? Stay tuned for next month’s plaza newsletter to get the answers to these and other evil questions.

By Rohanna


To Lore or not to Lore?
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"Two voices are there…one is of the deep…..
And one is of an old half-witted sheep ..........
And Wordsworth, both are thine."


This somewhat unkind, but true, comment on Wordsworth, also seems to me to sum up the dilemma of those who go under the name of “Loremaster’!

Are we:

‘servant(s) of the Secret Fire, wielder(s) of the flame of Anor’?

or are we:

‘withered men’ who ‘in high cold towers’ ask ‘questions of the stars’?

Are we historians interpreting the great sweep of ME history in all its magnificent drama, or are we antiquarians grubbing for minute details and arguing, like Medieval Schoolmen, over how many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

The answer is, I think, that we are all of these and none of these! (Well remember what Frodo said about Elves:

‘Go not to the Elves for counsel, for they will say both no and yes’.

Why study Lore? Why seek to find the ‘skull beneath the skin’? Why destroy the ‘Enchanted State”?

Oscar Wilde said:

‘Yet each man kills the thing he loves’

and in the deconstruction that accompanies the art and mystery of “Lore’ we can indeed diminish the very power of the epic that we are seeking to understand.

Both Gandalf (Tolkien) and his great friend Roger Lancelyn Green, the literary critic, warned ominously against the dangers of such an approach:

‘..he that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom’

'To seek for the meaning is to cut open the ball in search of its bounce’‘.

So why do it?

Quite simply because one is unable not to.

From the age of 14 I have been literally besotted by LOTR – less so by other works of the Master, although I have read all and like most.

I have moved from the state of ‘total immersion’ in the story, the ‘Enchanted State’, to wanting to discuss that experience with others. In the process of such discussion I have been forced to justify the approach I have taken. That has driven me to further investigate the ‘objective text’ that I am now talking about, and to try and understand how it has been developed and constructed, and what it ‘really means’.

This search for illumination, however, carries very heavy responsibilities and very heavy penalties.

The main responsibility is an unswervingly honest approach to the integrity of the text- no hidden agendas to promote your own views- the text must speak to you, not vice versa.

The main penalty is that far from illuminating the masterpiece for yourself and others, you become bogged down in detailed argument in which the glory of the Master’s words become lost in carping and puerile argument about minutiae that are not, at the end of the day, worth the candle. Sins both of omission and commission abound and one must always be on guard against both!

The Loremaster needs to be a great communicator – if not, he or she might just as well converse with a mirror, or gabble with dusty old men and women in cloistered rooms. Yet that very necessity of communicative skill is itself bedeviled not just by the word choice of the Loremaster, but by Tolkien’s own use of words.

‘Hardly a word or more in its 600,000 or more has been unconsidered’

Tolkien wrote to Milton Waldman in Letter # 131. What he didn’t point out was that he meant words as defined by the OED of the time, on which he had worked – a dictionary sadly underused by many today and containing ‘Tolkienian’ usage which is not immediately apparent to many in their reading of his text. Hence the very language in which he wrote- and the word history that stands behind each word - can sometimes be a cause for confusion - not enlightenment - to the modern reader.

Perhaps the greatest hurdle faced by today’s Loremasters is the advent of Peter Jackson’s movies about LOTR. Though visually compelling, they are textually debased and corrupt, and the cause of major confusion and irritation in all Plaza threads – not just those dedicated to them.

That, plus an apparent unwillingness to read what others have posted before is a major stumbling block in trying to share one’s passion and commitment as a Loremaster of ME, with others.

For me being a Loremaster is not a ‘Solitary Vice’ – it is effectively a Messianic crusade in which I seek to impart the wonder of the ‘greatest epic ever told’ to a world so sadly in need of its real message:

‘without the high and noble , the simple and vulgar is utterly mean; and without the simple and ordinary the noble and heroic is meaningless.’ (Letter # 131)

And always as a Loremaster one must have as an overriding precept: ‘Dominus illuminatio mea’ (the Lord is my light) – and of course in that context I mean the real Lord of the Rings - John Ronald Reuel Tolkien!

By halfir


Inter Kingdom Races
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And They're Off!!


Furs, feathers, and scales are flying about the stadiums once more as the Inter-Kingdom Races are again under way! This season the free and no-so-free folk have fielded a total of ten teams of assorted racers ranging from Rats to Coney's to Emu's, oh my!

The end of the first week's races have Minas Tirith taking an early lead! But the question is with eight weeks ahead of them, can they hold onto it? Following closely behind the White City, having also won their first races are Fangorn, Khazad-dûm, the Riddermark, and Isengard. Off to a slower start, but still very much in the game are: the Shire, Valinor, Mordor, Lothlórien, and Imladris.

Looking for a specific racing link? Check in at the current IK Racing League Thread in the IK Forums for a complete listing.

Week 1
Fangorn (63 points) vs. Valinor (33 points)
~Individual Winner: Munchi with Impie~

Shire (55 points) vs. Minas Tirith (72 points)
~Individual Winner: Titi with Mr. Sprouts~

Isengard (41 points) vs. Mordor (14 points)
~Individual Winner: Aurryine with FireStrike~

Riddermark (46 points) vs. Lorien (14 points)
~Individual Winner: Nimaroel with Forys ~

Imladris (-30 points) vs. Khazad-dum (49 points)
~Individual Winner: Mithy with Huan~

Week 2
Fangorn vs. Imladris
~Final Results Pending ~

Valinor (47 points) vs. Minas Tirith (73 points)
~Individual Winner: Leinwe with Skilinki ~

Shire (127 points) vs. Mordor (128 points)
~Individual Winner: Undefined with Mysterious Mayhem~

Isengard (72 points) vs. Lorien (42 points)
~Individual Winner: Fëanen Elentúro with Gizmo ~

Riddermark (24 points) vs. Khazad-dum (1 points)
~Individual Winner: Elfhild with Tobey McG~



By Éile


The Plaza's Hyste/Histo-rical Archives Index

In the Deep South of the United States, or so the story goes, there exists a breed of men often referred to as ‘Rednecks.’ They are an odd bunch, keeping mostly to themselves. Not much is known about this feared breed, and many people often do not know that they are numbered among the Rednecks until it is too late. An observer from within the breed,Jeff Foxworthy , came up with a solution: A series of observations beginning with the words ‘You might be a Redneck if…’ for people to think about in order to determine whether or not they can proudly claimto be Great American Rednecks…

My search of the archives brought me to the Shire this month. What did the Hobbits find to entertain themselves two years ago? They found plenty to laugh at by mocking…well, themselves.

In late June of 2002, an innocent young Hobbit, Banazîr, opened a thread with the express purpose of applying the cliché of ‘You might be a Redneck if…’ to the inhabitants of the Shire (a la Jeff Foxworthy). Though some may wonder how well the idea was received, the Shire folk proved themselves to not only be possessed of great humor, but also an intense knowledge of the inner workings of a true Redneck. Just a few snippets from the original thread:

You know you’re a Hobbit Redneck if…

Luthy:
…You attended the family dinner at Bilbo’s 111th birthday party to pick up a date.
…You were too busy eating ’Elvensies’ to attend the birth of your child.
…Directions to your house include the phrase "turn at the Green Dragon pub".
…Your coat of arms includes Pipeweed.

Halfling:
…You have lots of books but you can’t read any of them.
…You have twelve teeth and all of them are in the back.

Millertime9:
…You have a mullet.
…You desperately hold onto the belief mullets will come back in style.v

Elen Sila:
…You sell stolen Istari fireworks out of the back of your hobbit hole.

Mrs. Maggot:
…You use Rogaine on your feet!

This glimpse into the past has been brought to you by Sethiel Eluchil, who fully understands that (for the most part) ‘Redneck’ is a tired cliché, and not only the Southern US, but the Shire is filled with thousands of bright, intelligent people who in no way fit any of the above descriptions.

By Sethiel Eluchil


What Time is it? It’s RPG Time! Index
It’s the New Year and already there are many interesting and fun role playing games (RPGs) on the Plaza! Each kingdom is offering a wide variety of RPGs, as always, but there are some that stand out! You can choose to partake in an infamous part of the Lord of the Rings novels, the Scouring of the Shire, or choose to take a relaxing cruise down the Anduin in Gondor! No matter what your tastes are, the Plaza has something for you this month!

The Scouring of the Shire RPG is just getting underway in the Kingdom of the Shire. This RPG is closely based on the chapter of the same name from the Return of the King. The sign-ups have closed for this RPG, which uses assigned characters, but they are always looking for people to fill in! And if you do not want to be a famous character from the books, you can always make up your own original character! This RPG accepts anyone, hobbits and foreigners alike!

What started off as a normal day in Hobbiton, with all the residents going about their leisurely business, is about to change! Strange folk have been coming through the Shire, to Bag End, though no one has paid attention to it, until things took a turn for the worse! Now, Frodo (Tari Boffin), Pippin (Istya Alassea) and Merry (Merry Hobbit), just returning home from their adventures in the East, find themselves faced with an entirely different Shire! The Hobbits must unite to repel the forces of evil! ~Rings and Arteris have taken up the roles of Grima Wormtounge and Saruman the White.

Ever dreamed of taking a relaxing voyage down the Anduin in a luxurious boat? Now you can! The third annual Mettarë cruise is making its way back in Gondor! The boat, the Anduin Princess, only just left the docks, taking a large number of Gondorians and other people, aswell! The staff is world-class and the food is excellent! No telling what is going to unfold on this cruise! If, by chance, you missed this boat, don’t be discouraged because these cruises are an annual occurrence.

In Mordor, a very creative RPG has just gotten underway. One of Mordor’s most honourable allies has now become a major thorn in their side. King Elessar has claimed Umbar for his own, and has swayed the tribes of the Haradrim against Mordor! Now Mordor is marching to war, gathering what strength they can, to reclaim Umbar for their own! Legions of Uruk-Hai swordsmen, archers, pike men, and Olog-Hai are marching to Umbar and you can join in today!

This RPG is scheduled to be the first of many focusing on the steadily growing power of Mordor and allowing members to practice their role playing skills. There is going to be a long saga of RPGs such as the Reclamation of Umbar from Entlor in the future! Keep an eye on these plots as they continue to develop!

By Miriath Banba


Plaza Art Index
As usual, let’s start in the A&FF Lore Forum During this month many artists have visited our lore forum. Some of them brought great pictures, which I would like to mention in this article. During this month, artists had a couple of great opportunities to show their skills, as several contests had been opened.

Art Contest 9 (Numenor) Here Is the winner of the previous Art Contest runed by Pan Macha Celebcuen





Beren & Luthien ~ An Art Contest It’s the second large Art Contest opened in our lore forum (the Goldberry contest was the first). This is a large contest because it is run by Lirimaer the Tribute Fairy, who likes to give many points. Thanks to the many artists who have decided to post their pictures there. This thread is also a great opportunity to start your adventures in art lore.

I would aslo like to announce that we have a new Maiar taking on the mantle of Tom Bombadil. This title was given to Thom Greenleaf. We are looking into the future with hope that, in time, Thom will become one of greatest Art/Lore Rulers ever.

Here Is the list of threads you should visit while scanning the A&FF Lore Forum ...

Vortex of Insanity - An Art Thread
Landscapes of a Frail World III - Terragen art.
Fairies & Fireflies 7 - fantasy art.
Scratching (virtual) paper
Nolo’s 2nd
Moonlight and Mystery IV - An Art Thread
SoMK’s Art thread
Weny’s Palantir Art Thread


I will not post threads such as ‘Critique Crusaders...’ or ‘Threads Poblems -...’ since they are now sticky and can be found at the top of the main page.

Time to move onto Kingdom Threads.
This month, one thread caught my eye, but it is only open to the Elves of Imladris. All Elves reading this, please visit this thread as soon as possible. EAA - Narvinyë 05 eleidan election
A regular EAA thread will be opened after the voting ends.

Yet another great art thread has been opened In Rohan. After Art2k, it’s time for Scribbling in Time...
This thread is rapidly approaching its 100 post limit, so if you have time and a good drawing, you should visit this thread soon.

Finally, the Shire kingdom has its own art thread. Let’s hope we will be able to see many more, since the pictures already posted there are of good quality. Mathom House - Shire Art Gallery 5

Fangorn and Mordor art threads are temporarily closed for judging.

Artist of the month This person has earned this title thanks to their time and hard work. Many good pictures have come from her pencil .... Fuin Elda (her name shall never be forgotten)

It’s time say few words about our Library. Artists gathered in this forum in two threads, both under the leadership of Istarendil.

Illustrating Arda 5
Artists STILL Wanted for the Library 5

There are a lot of talented artists on the Plaza, but only a small group have decided to support our Library. At this point, I would like to mention that tribute points are awarded for their contribution...and if that isn’t enough incentive, their pictures will remain on display in the Plaza Library forever.

By Tabi Geinin


It's All About the Movies Index
On December 10th, a shiver swept over Old Europe and Australia, followed four days later by another one over America: the release of the extended edition of the Return of the King, including 50 minutes of extra footage, as well as over six hours of documentaries.

Too many threads have been opened in the RotK movie forum to name them, many of them concerning the much-expected added scenes, among which I will only mention the death of Saruman, the confrontation of Gandalf and the Witch-King, the Houses of Healing and the appearance of the Mouth of Sauron. There are as many opinions about these new scenes as there are people discussing them, and the general consensus is that the additions are valuable but not critical to the storyline: indeed, besides the added scenes much announced and expected, there are many little moments that add to the characters’depth.

But once the excitement caused by the discovery of the new scenes was over, a new task presented itself: the exploration of the bonus features. The cast audio commentary featured as guest stars Gollum and Sméagol, and unveiled, as usual, a few secrets. We hear John Rhys-Davies declare that “improvisation is by nature 97% garbage”. This might explain how Gimli came to say the “swimming with hairy little women” part, but not why it made it onto the screen…

The real information resides in the ‘making of the’ movie, “Cameras in Middle-Earth.” In this documentary, which is over an hour long, we hear Christopher Lee share his “expert knowledge of exactly the sort of noise that [a stabbed person] makes”, a knowledge apparently coming from his activity as an OSS agent during World War II. We also learn that Billy Boyd kissed no less than five members of the Fellowship. And the cast and crew’s many partings reveal a number of emotional goodbyes.

The special features that were the most anticipated were probably the Easter Eggs, and they met our high expectations. On the first disc, we get to see ‘Hans Jensen’ (aka Dominic Monaghan) interview Elijah Wood; on the second one, we see Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn asking PJ to make a sequel to the Trilogy. For all those that have been explaining for the past few years that Frodo and Sam are not gay, this is a great moment.

So ends this adventure, which has made many of us dream since December 19th, 2001; a bittersweet ending, now that it is over. But take heart! I’ve heard rumors of the release of an even bigger set, including bloopers and deleted scenes, in a few years.

The end has no end, I’ve been told...

By Gemætancwén


Learn to Draw IV Index
Tabi Geinin's advices on how to become an artist Junior lessons #4


Shades where the subject of previous lesson. I hope that I've managed to describe the basic rules on how to draw shadows. Onto today's lesson we will try to talk about Inspiration. It's very important since without Idea, motivation and will nobody is able to create a good picture.

Previously you where learning the basic laws. Those laws will help you In the future. Having a good Idea Is not enough, you will also need to know those laws to know if the picture will have good proportions. First the Idea. You shouldn't start you work from behind your desk. First off all It's good to look onto your previous works and If you do not have any, look Into fantasy magazines, Illustrated books and even child books. I'm not telling you to copy a style of another artist. While watching onto those pictures you can see what basic rules where used. Shapes, proportions, shadows etc. It's hard to describe the whole mechanism; I will not describe it since for each off Us Ideas come from different sources. Books, fantasy magazines are only an example.....

Having an Idea Is also not enough. The picture can look great inside your head, but you can have problems with transferring your Idea onto the paper. That's why Inspiration is also very important. The best way to create your drawing is ... creating It In silence. Those advices may sound strange, but believe me it's the best way. We are looking for Ideas In different places, but all artists need to have quiet, even soft music can disturb you, especially the one from your local radio.

Clue#1
Do NOT start your picture when you are angry. While drawing you can simply bend the paper and throw it into garbage.

Clue#2
While going to sleep It's also good to prepare a list of things that you will do the next morning, leaving two or three hours for drawing.
Clue#3
Inspiration can disappear real fast, that's why you should NOT try to draw your picture at once. Those pictures will always look bad and In the future you will try to change something In It. Sketch your picture one day, look for Ideas and come back to the same picture another day.

Clue#4
Leaving your picture onto your desk, in the place where you can always see it. Even when you come back from school and look onto your desk, you will see It. Inspiration can appear in any moment...

Clue#5
Inspiration can appear in any moment. That's why you place a blank piece of paper next to your picture. When you have an Idea draw It onto that blank paper and another day you will return to that Idea.

By Tabi Geinin

Through the Keyhole Index

Welcome to the latest edition of Through The Keyhole! Ever wanted to peep through someone’s front door without them knowing you’ve done it? Well here you can get someone else to do it for you! In this issue, this reporter will be peeping through the keyhole of The House Of Acquaintances .

As this reporter steps inside the ivory-covered doorway of the House Of Acquaintances, she is shocked by the number of people rushing in and out of rooms clutching handfuls of parchment in their hands. Wandering around, she finally manages to make her way to the main entrance hall. There are rooms coming off the hall everywhere, with different noises and smells coming from each.

There’s The Pub of Acquaintances , where you can sit down, have a drink with some mates and maybe enter the local caption contest. Or maybe you’re more interested in sitting outdoors, maybe meeting the love of your life? Well, in that case, you should try The Tranquil Gardens , where you can sit by a waterfall or play a flute from the branches of a tree.

Have you always wanted kids on the plaza, but never been able to find any? Well, they even have an Adoption Agency , where you can seek the addition of a new member to your family. Maybe you’ve always wanted a wolf? The Animal Adoption center has most any animal you could ever wish for. Just fill out a couple of forms, and the trainers will do their best to find the best companion possible for you.

So whether you’re romantic, loving, or relaxed, almost anyone can find something to suit their likings at the House of Acquaintances. Next time your sitting and throwing a ball at a cold hard brick wall, take a step inside the House of Acquaintances and I’m sure you’ll find something to tickle your fancy!

Well, that ends yet another edition of Through the Keyhole - but just remember! If the Plaza is treating you bad and you just need somewhere to let it all out, take a scroll down the page labelled “Houses” and you never know what you will find.

By Laniel Isilhina

A Gondorian in Lorien Index


This is a new feature to the Plaza Newsletter; a series of IC travel diaries through our virtual Middle Earth. This week it is Arteris, noble Gondorian, who visit's Lothlorien:

January 23
Today I arrived at the border of the Golden Wood, and was taken into the heart of the beautiful forest by their excellently trained patrols. I gave them my name, allegiances, my business, the name of a friend who had told me to come in past days. After letting them run a quick check on my weaponry, they took me further in. I was amazed by the beauty of the nature of the place. Coming from a city of White Stone, it was truly a change for my eyes, and one that I could almost not believe.

Their architecture was magnificent, and I reveled in the sight of the flets and talans, very interested in the mechanics of those structures. I supposed they had perfected the design over the years, and, that it was truly something that could only be done by Elven craft.

After exchanging a few short words with the patrol (in the Common Tongue, since my knowledge of the Elvish languages is non-existant), I worked my way towards the Lord and Lady's flet. After speaking briefly with the Lady of the Wood, as well as Lord Celeborn (who had just returned from business), and with a piece of brief advice from them, I made my way to a room in the Lorien Hollow, and was nicely sent to a fair room for a fair price by Naurloth, who was most helpful.

January 24
I awoke near midday, since it had been some time since I caught an opportunity to sleep. After washing a bit from the basin in my room, I dressed and made my way out of the Hollow. Everywhere seemed to be alive with activity, especially, since it seemed, I had come at the right time of year. There were, as I was told, many activities going on, since it was an anniversary of Lorien's existence, many years had the Golden Wood stood, and it was cause for much merrymaking. I, myself, did not attend any of the festivities, being mortal, and not having many ties inside Lothlorien, I kept to my own business, a bit of relaxation.

That was, until I found out that they were hosting a sparring competition, and before I knew it, I was placing my name down on the registration list. And, much to my good fortune, I was selected to compete. Perhaps they wanted to see how they could measure up against Men, but I was sure to give them quite a show.

I returned to the Hollow for a bite to eat and a bit to drink. I found their wine to be good, but nothing compared to my usual moderately aged merlot. Though, I do tend to be a bit biased, having my usual red back in Minas Tirith. I spoke with Naurloth for a bit, who had set me in my room the night before, but soon was distracted by the entrance of a relatively young and beautiful woman (if not a bit clumsy as well). Slinking around the establishment, I nearly scared an old acquaintance, Merl, out of her boots as I snuck up behind her to inquire as to the new lass.

A ruckus in the Hollow involving and Elf by the name of Firien, and a poor Hobbit woman stirred up a bit of trouble, and, though I was ready to assist, my skills were not needed, and I instead used the opportunity to acquaint myself with the new girl.

Her name is Faer, a shortened version of a longer name which I cannot recall at this moment. She had never been to the Hollow before, or so she claimed. She was terribly shy, but, having the personality that I do (not to brag or boast), she soon warmed up to me. She seemed very bright, had read much about the world, even knew about Cerin Amroth. After a bit of exchanged small talk, she asked if she could travel back with me to Gondor, and I gladly obliged. Good for a young lady like that to experience the world, I say.

We spoke a while longer, and after a few glasses of wine (and more strange happenings inside the place. . . maybe it was something in the water?), I'm about to hit my bed early, hoping to be well rested for my position in the sparring competition tomorrow.

January 25
Coming to the sparring arena (which really was not an arena at all, more of just an open space), in the early morning, I signed in with the officials, found my pairing for the competition and picked up a tournament blade. I had arrived early, and had a moment to spare before my opponent showed, which I spent on a bit or mind-stretching and meditation.

My competition soon arrived, a woman by the name of RedStarr, who, unexpectedly, was more athletic, more muscular than I had anticipated. And, most surprising, she carried a battle axe as a weapon. Thankfully my weapon of choice was two-hand sword, otherwise I would have been completely overpowered.

We squared off, testing the waters, exchanging a few light blows first. Then the sparks flew. . . literally. The sheer power of the blows as they connected was enough to rattle arms, legs, and the ground beneath us. I nearly lost the match as she hooked my blade with her axe, but quickly charged ahead and caused her to pull away.

We clashed again, two strikes with massive strength colliding. That blow, I was sure, had cracked my blade, a thought that was proven true on the next blow that severed the end of my sword and send it straight into the ground, like an arrow shot from a bow. That would give the men and women of the forges something to work on (though my earlier peak in on them had showed a clockwork system, so I'm sure it would be no trouble at all).

After a short laugh at the situation (which seemed oddly out of place in such a fierce competition) we came to an agreement to merely put on a show for the spectators. Showboating, as Mormegil of Gondor could attest to, is, and always has been, one of my specialties.

From fancy spins, to quick steps, to flips and twirls and everything imaginable, the show the two of us put on, with no intention to actually spar, was truly a sight to see, and would had made any entertainer proud. And, for the first time ever, I finally nailed my trump card, tossing my sword into the air and catching it in my scabbard. Maybe no one else was impressed by that, but it was a big accomplishment on my part.

After thanking RedStarr for a great match, I returned to the Hollow for the remainder of the day, to rest a bit and have a good laugh, and a good drink. The results of the first round will be posted shortly I assume, and, depending on those results, will dictate my return to the White City.

But I know that upon my return, at least I will be in good company with a new found friend, have great memories of a bit of swordplay and wonderful scenery all around, and, the satisfaction that I got out of a few days of guard duty back home. So, tomorrow will be another day, but who knows what may happen for a Ranger in Lothlorien.

By Arteris

Junior IK Debates Index

This month, another Jr. Ik Debates season was started. Four teams gave their best efforts to win in two different debates.

The Lightsaber of Lindon debated with the Jr. Shire and discussed the topic: “If the Noldor and their Allies had been more united they could have beaten Morgoth.” The debate started with the Lightsabers, who were arguing the proposition and continued with the Jr. Shire in the opposition. After a long and exciting debate, the winners were announced. Both teams did an excellent job, but only one of them could win. The Jr. Shire were announced winner by one point.

Meanwhile, another debate was held, with the Stormtroopers and the Jammin’ Jedis competing. Their topic stated that “Legolas Greenleaf was indeed the less useful member of the Fellowship of the Ring,” with the Jammin’ Jedis in the proposition and the Stormtroopers in the opposition. Again, the debate was full of tension and excitement. Both teams began with a bit of trouble, having a hard time organizing their members. But the debate went on and after a couple of weeks the winners were announced: the Jammin’ Jedis won the debate by three points, proving that Legolas was the least useful member of the Fellowship.

This season is over for the debaters of the Jr. Debates, but in their headquarters and in the Basic Lore thread they are signing up new members and regrouping their teams to begin to prepare themselves for another exciting debates season.

By Nessa Tinúviel





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