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things to remember
1) Narv is not Narg
2) Narv is not Nav
3) Narv is not Narvi Jr but the father of Narvi Jr by means of an amazing machine, the help of Narg and the willing motherhood of me
4) Narv is married to Scea
5) Ears demands to be treasurer
6) all especial Narvi quotes and artwork to be collected here
7) enjoy my banner, enjoy it damn you!!!!!!

  1. Nia's Avatar
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    I think I've been imaging labour wrong all these years.

    I once spelt teriyaki without the i. It sounded a bit a new cartoon character.

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    1.5 hours until the second best day of the year has arrived.
    10.5 hours until it's officially become such.

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    aight

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    I wonder if whoever decided to put the capitals in the higher cabinets and the non capitals in the lower cabinets realised the impact they would have on naming types of letter.

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    probs

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    well maybs

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    maybs probs

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    but probs maybs

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    y/n?

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    lol

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    k

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    you're close

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    Close to what?

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    it

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    gross

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    I hate Stephen King

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    et

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    Bad internet connection has brought me closer to it. Thank you USC.

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    The thing is that is so easy to check. Have you changed your method? I thought I checked that already. Very inelegant.

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    Magic is gone. This is worse than when I saw that picture of you in a suit with a little flower pinned to it and finding out that Jess is blonde COMBINED

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    I would like to give the distinct impression that I was lamenting this for four hours straight.

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    OHHH interesting. I can only check for it if I am using the browser on my phone. I wonder why, both are chrome.

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    k

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    Magic is still gone though.

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    magic is still there for me

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    :(

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    But at least I have an elegant method.

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    also today is the day guys.

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    i tell you i told you from the start how easy the narvian method is to check, and the strange mix of delight and horror that has festered in my soul for months at its brazen indetection has emburdened my conscience even as it embiggened my bladderous ego, like some heavy noxious gas, my mind a taut humming balloon of propane cast out into a minefield of opportunities for one character posts and stress-free capitalization, always knowing, always fearing, always waiting for the pop

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    YAY ITS THE DAY

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    Yours is just as inelegant Nia. But closer to what I was doing before.

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    Today is the day I discover the truth

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    Smartphones ruin everything

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    Actually yours is exactly what I was doing. I was just had a space because I wanted to post one character.

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    that was actually a test to see whether my method was detectable, which I have now found out it is.

    No I don't think it is the same, Uruva, for a number of reasons I won't be able to articulate on here particularly well.

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    But mostly because I cannot post one character, even with the added benefit of a space following it.
    Last edited by Nia; 07/Mar/2013 at 05:42 PM.

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    I think my problem is that I never got inside the box, so all transparent and fully perceptible methods are elusive to me. My obsessive desire to extricate myself from the 'box' that is both the literal and the metaphorical restrictive limits of the posting system here has condemned me to the marginalised position I find myself in now.

    Also I have a smartphone, but it is utter crap, doesn't really have a proper browser anyway, and after a tedious half hour wait for it to load this page, it is shedding no light on anything whatsoever.

    Tell me people who know my current method, am I at all on the right tracks? Or am I sitting at a big fat, totally uncompromising dead end?

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    I can say that in the most basic sense all three of us are using the same method. It's the implementation that is different. Also, Narv's initial implementation probably took more work but after devising it his probably is the quickest and easiest. Also ours is actually a little different from each other but more similar than either are to Narv's.

    I'd say Narv's is both the dumbest (for its sheer obviousness) and smartest (for its effectiveness). I'd probably say the same thing about Narv himself.

    Ours is the jankiest but less bloated. Which I can only hope describes me.

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    I'm sorry for using the word janky :(

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    I'm astounded by your abilities to tell all our methods.

    If that read sarcastically, read it again and be assured in the knowledge that I am being completely serious.

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    Can you tell the difference between my first method and my new and improved version? My first one took a whole extra 5 seconds to implement each time, and also included many elements which were probably having effects neither here nor there.

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    my first method being the one which allowed posts of fewer than four characters (although still no fewer than two), but did not allow for capitals only.

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    For points of reference- my first method can be seen at

    Nia, 'THE NARV FAN CLUB' in Legolas Love Letters, The Lord of the Rings Fanatics Plaza, post number 2774, p.56

    and no I can't remember all the things I did to do it- hence my confusion in the following post.

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    Unusually for me I have got places to be and people to see this fine Thursday evening, so am off, but would like some answers when I return in like 6 or 7 hours or whenever I end up back in front of this dying laptop of mine.

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    Yeah I can see at least one difference. It's actually so simple and obvious I'm surprised no one else thought of it. I love it.

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    i don't actually what any of you people do

    but can your janky ways pull off the fabled zero character post

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    oooo aaaaa

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    my forgetting to include the word know in my sentence about whether or not i actually know what you people do should have no diminishing impact on your awe

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    Nothing to see here
    Last edited by Uruva; 08/Mar/2013 at 05:09 AM.

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    A hint would be Nia and I do not use "outside help" but Narv does

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    good god edit 3850 before she wakes up, you're giving away the whole goat man

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    NO WAY!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!

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    holy sheet it's less than 4 hours until my super important lecture on how important my super important third year dissertation is!!!
    Last edited by Nia; 08/Mar/2013 at 05:11 AM.

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    Hmm see I saw the same, let's say, method indicator on two of your posts last night. But they went away eventually. Weird.

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    Haha.

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    nah uh

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    I got here just not in time.

    To be fair I discovered it in the exact same way except they all look like that occasionally for me.

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    I'm actually so amazed that I've randomly chosen a time to post that you're also posting that I don't even feel like sleep is such a necessity anymore

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    I guess what I'm trying to say is its all Narv's fault.

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    not even

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    Even

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    Dammit Narv look you ruined everything

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    prove it

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    This was all going so well until you messed up.

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    says you

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    as if

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    i was saving that one

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    I'm having difficulty screenshotting. Smartphones really do ruin everything.

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    are you aristotelianically calling me a smartphone

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    because i wont stand for that

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    '

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    Haha I wouldn't call you smart

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    That is my new mean persona

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    the lack of punctuation suggests a fundamental unseriousness that detracts from the intended meanness and leaves the whole persona barely this side of sassy

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    Hah! Nia and I know the Narvian method but Narv doesn't know our method.

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    I had initially written sassy persona but opted for mean because it was meaner

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    i have little interest in the lesser methods of my peers

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    mean is admittedly pretty mean

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    I never realized you were so narrow minded

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    narrow's just another word for very finely sharpened

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    honed even

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    guess woo

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    Who's there?

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    I've never tried making pho.

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    I once had really really bad pho.

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    been there man

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    But you can't expect anything else in Riverside

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    You don't understand. it was REALLY bad.

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    How's the pho?
    Last edited by Uruva; 08/Mar/2013 at 06:10 AM. Reason: wrong word

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    what

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    oh i've never had or made it

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    but i think we can all agree that my multimonth telling of the guess wutt chicken bhat guess woo chicken pho joke was something we'll never forget

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    Well that's disappointing

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    I just didn't understand why it required a link
    Last edited by Uruva; 08/Mar/2013 at 06:14 AM.

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    no uruva it is in fact uproarious

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    You're uproarious

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    Try making pho

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    that's the spirit

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